Wednesday, January 6, 2010

.::55 FICTION-BIG GUY::.


Please, I don't mean to insult anyone wearing a XXL shirt. The whole world is trying to come out of unhealthy eating habits and everyone these day is trying to stay in shape.This is my "social service 55 fiction"[ I know these days, I am being extra generous and doing lots of social service ..*sigh].

Thats a fine opening paragraph equivalent to 'anticipatory bail'.

Grab your sombreros, amigos. Here we go again.
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She could barely move. She felt his heavy body above her. She was chocking for breathe. Every joint on her body pained in agony.

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She was the best he could get, with that money though, she was screaming between his legs.
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That’s what happens when a fat guy rides a scooty.

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In case you are wondering, if this is the first of its weird (Read :Perv!! that makes more sense *sigh) kind from me!!.. Don't gallop into confusion.
My other creative 55 -fictions.

1) 55 FICTION - FIRST TIME

2) 55 FICTION- LOLITA

3)55 FICTION - FIGHTER

4)55 FICTION - HER BF

5)55 FICTION- STICKY

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35 comments:

Four Dinners said...

'That’s what happens when a fat guy rides a scooty'

hahahaha!! My pal Barnsley Sime would love this!!!!

He had a bad scooter smash some years back and isn't overly mobile now hence piling on the pounds.

I think his scooter must be stronger than it looks!...;-)

Ramit said...

The Fat Guy riding the scooty picture is hilarious!

Sorcerer said...

@fourdinners

yeah...truth. no?

@ramit
yeah..Thanks to Google..
the god of ALL things

farh said...

Wow! :P

fiction 55 :))

sulagna said...

and my favorite blogger is back!!!

санжог said...

poor scooty, sorcy don't do that to scooty again. you should use something of your own size!!

Sorcerer said...

@sanjog
me FAT?
Dont use that F word on me!!
ya know how I look!

I can go invisible standing side ways.. so...muaahahaha..dont use the muaahahahahah F word on me

@sulagna
hmm..and you were absconding
I thought aliens abducted you..

@far
What..FARh?
did I see FARH comment in here?

*faints

Sorcerer said...

@sanjog
me FAT?
Dont use that F word on me!!
ya know how I look!

I can go invisible standing side ways.. so...muaahahaha..dont use the muaahahahahah F word on me

@sulagna
hmm..and you were absconding
I thought aliens abducted you..

@far
What..FARh?
did I see FARH comment in here?

*faints

Oxymoron said...

:D.....hilarious story....mu heart aches for the scooter....;)

shail said...

Haha! That was good!! :))

SindhuBhairavi said...

:) kollaam.. :)

Sorcerer said...

@oxymoron
thank you..yeah you should..you are soo caring

@shail
thanks mate for the comment

@sindhubhairavi
:) thank you :)

Saadi said...

It's good...bt I liked the previous ones more!!

BBC said...

A XXL shirt would be a tent for me, I only weigh about 150 pounds.

Chocolate Lover said...

haha! poor scooty..
LOL!

Neha said...

hahaha, nice one :)

anishthomas said...

LMAOF ...that was a kick ass 55er dude..superb :)

theschmuck said...

Two thumbs up!!LMAO!!

Meenakshi said...

lol..reminds me of my old scooty that had to pull me and three other cousins of mine(one just 6 year old standing in front) for an urgent trip(read: to buy ONE mehendi cone to prove that Singh's mehendi cone are better than Design mehendi cone) to the nearest shopping complex (4 kms near) ;)

pavam, she has never been the same. Her loss, I landed myself a new Activa. :D

bu ha ha ha

bondgal_rulz said...

Lol!!!

Bechara scooty. :D

Shalini said...

LOL....awesome!

D said...

U knowww Saucer,
juuuuuuuust because you are a size negative doesn't mean u can be mean to all the Plus Sizes of the world.....





*PS - there is one such guy in my University....the scooty seems to always be crying!!!

Yemiledu said...

hehehaha...Iam evolving into a weird blogger & commentator...
Each tym I read some post of urs..I make sure I dont miss the comments of Sanjog n ur replies to him :P

It's like the desert after an exotic meal :P

Saurabh Panshikar said...

gooooooooooood one!

The last pic tops it!

Barbie Jones said...

*'Anticipatory bail'I don't know about that,since bail then could not be paid to get them out of prison,just because they were giving a scooter a pain.What is cruel and usual though is for a spouse to gain weight right after the wedding though, and cause pain and anguish to the other party.There should be a deal made and a contract signed by both parties what amount of weight gain is acceptable to each individial.Especially if it's the woman gaining the weight as men are visually stimulated,but let's not forget a woman as tiny like me for instance weighing 114lb could not handle neither visually nor physically a 200 lb manor more, 185 lb is my limit.What about you Sore-See-Rare?How much can you handle when it comes to ladies' figures?What kind of woman are you physically attracted to?

Karthik said...

You've become a master of 55 fictions.
This was awesome!

sulagna said...

sorci even if aliens did get hold of me..they would mistake me for one of theirs later on..

and oh oh..did i send you hugs and kisses for the New Year

hugs and kisses!!

Darshan Chande said...

Haha.. cool. And the photo makes the fun complete I must say.. !

Chanz said...

Oh ma gawd... I was literally LMAO... but i didnt see the picture.. did u remove it..?? :(

rohini said...

helooooo where's the photo...i want to laugh a double

Sorcerer said...

@saadi
thank you for the comment buddy:)

@BBC
well..an XXL shirt would be an apartment for me.complete with chimney!!

@chocolate lover
hey!! thank you for the comment :)

@neha
thank you for visitin my blog and the comment

@anishthomas
thank you for the comment buddy :)

@theschmuck
thank yu for the comment . thank you for the thumps up
thirsty you see...
thanks for visiting the previous 55 fictions and commenting


@meenakshi
yeah!!I told ya..the scooty is a pavam machine..
thanks for visiting the previous 55 fictions and commenting


@bondgal_rulz
thank you for the comment.. :)
thank you so much for following me


@shalini
thank you for the comment

@D
Negative SIze? Me?
we need to talk D..we need to talk!!

@yemiledu
thank you for the comment. yeah sanjog..hes my wing man!!


@saurabh
thank you buddy!!


@barbie jones
well ..lb..i need to convert that into KG to understand it.
nyway!!

I will answer your quechens

What about you Sore-See-Rare?
haha..loved the sore-see-rare..

How much can you handle when it comes to ladies' figures?
According to my theory, there is nothing like..so much. I can say..bring em on.

What kind of woman are you physically attracted to?
errr... is that a trick question?


@karthik
thankyou buddy!! zzank you

@sulagna
NO..you didnt send me kisses and hugs for new year!!
nyway..thank you..I love kisses and hugs you seee.
who doesnt love. no?

@darshan chande
thank you buddy :)

@chanz
no..i didnt remove the pic..i linked it. it was pic in some remote server..
thank you for visiting and commenting

@rohini
the pic got removed by the server!
i shamlessly linked to the pic which was on another server

it got unceremoniously..removed..
nyway!!
thanks for the comment

DiDo said...

LOL socz good one...... reminded me of aamir khan's ad where he gives XXL shorts to everyone.. "u'l need this" ;)

swati said...

lol!!Pity scooty :P
ehehe
:)
Goodday!

Sorcerer said...

@dido
haha
thanks for that comment

@swati

:)
thanks for the comment

Barbie Jones said...

Well,I'm NOT 55,but 511/2 KG,since this morning I am weighing 113 lb.

However did you guess that my question is loaded with danger lol?How evasive you are,I like men that have wisdom about ladies and don't become targets for set-ups and traps that the enemy tells them to lay before them.

For instance, women know exactly when they are furtile,I know it's an ugly business, but,they will seduce a man 14 days after their peroid most of the time and when the mucus is clear, to get them pregnant so they will be caught in a trap and have to marry them.Some women go after any man that has money and can afford them.I do believe in you, that you are pretty clever, are above this situation and have great wisdom.Don't let me down,will you?You are even stronger than me.