Friday, January 15, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Genius: Dude!!! My girl friend wants me to cut my hair!She thought My hair was 'Cool' before.

Sorcerer: Hmm.. She doesn't want to look like a lesbian, when she hangs out with you.

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Sorcerer:Suddenly!! My mind was like ..Blank!!

DD: Like you have never experienced before? Is that not what you are living with Sorcy?
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Genius:Have you noticed, in movies the bad girls are always shown as smoking..
.

Wiseguy:...Friction?
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Sorcerer: The best way to punish your cousin, is to install Linux version on his machine, when he is out at the college.Let the punk go mad, figuring it out, when he comes back. Plead..for forgiveness

Wiseguy:Awesome!!

Sorcerer: That's just a start. Oooh!! I wish to see his face when he sees his machine!
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Genius: There's this movie I was watching and the girl goes Nam, nam ,nam..

Sorcerer:Porn?

Wiseguy: Arabic..Right?

Sorcerer:That's how you learn new language.

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Sorcerer: you know what happens to kids that sings rhymes?

They will be duct taped and will be mailed to aboodhabi desert!

*wears a Tshirt with "don't mess with me" writing on it

Sanjog: "don't mess with me " is for all the hot girls you are hitting on right!

Sorcerer: NOPEE!! Its exclusively for you.

For them it says "Eat at Sorcy's"

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R*****: What did you have for lunch?

Sorcerer: Errr..Something mexican!! I cant even pronounce the name, So I am not gonna type it here. Lets assume!! I had an awesome lunch, the food turned my mouth numb.

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Sorcerer:I didn't know your girl friend plays FPS.
*Hands Genius 2 awesome game CD's.

Wiseguy: We always thought she played "Roll over and play dead."

Genius has no words to counter us.Poor thing, no?
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26 comments:

Saadi said...

Thumbs up, man!!! :D

Sorcerer said...

@saadi
:) thanks dude..

Sakshi said...

Absolutely!! Thumbs Up!!!

Sorcerer said...

@sakshi
thank you for the comment
:)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Another thumbs up!

Roll over and play dead? Is this the sequel to "Headache"?

Meenakshi said...

6th one is a repeat from one of your earlier conversations..

Gosh, hope none of my cousins are reading your blog.. Linux on my machine seems like the worst nightmare of all.. :( (but still guess it can't be worse than Windows Vista)

bondgal_rulz said...

Interesting conversations. :P

DayDreamer said...

Dis is awesome!!

Quirky said...

Lol @ Roll over and play dead..More Lol at SPz comment about it!

N hasn't Eat at Sorcy's (Ahem), figured somewhere else in your blog before? (C this is what happens when you have loyal followers..they catch you ;) )

Rishi said...

quite a talker u are..

The Bald Guy said...

LOL, You speak some Arabic? Really?

Four Dinners said...

I quite like the penguin.

nam nam nam is porno?

you learn some'at new every day!

rohini said...

Hey tell me one thing - WHAT DO EAT EVERY DAY??????
I seriously want to know what a brain needs to deliver such an ideas :-)

Sorcerer said...

@saurabh
its random conversations..
some I remember, some I don't . Post it when it surfaces up in ze mind.

@Meenakshi
actually yes.!! its not posted as a conversation. You must have read it in the comment. I posted the same in a comment that was between me and Sanjog

@bondgal_rulz
thank you for the comment

@daydreamer
thank you for the comment

@quirky
yeah!! haha..you are right.
I have posted the conversation as a comment in a previous post. Then I thought its worth sharing and I posted the conversation in a blog post.so that people who missed can read it.
I am happy that, people who read my blog is actually helping me out to improve.

@rishi
hmm.yeah..i love conversations..
thank you for the comment

@the bald guy
I dont speak arabic.Google Speaks..
ya know..we learn..things from subtitles etc etc

@foru dinners
oh!! you are on Linux. Thats cool!!
Nam is arabic for YES I think
yeah!! life is a whole college thingy..

@rohini
I eat double breakfast.
err.is that normal.I dont know..

Queenmatrai said...

While reading I accidently skipped a few words and this is what I read...

For them it says "Eat at Sorcy's" the food turned my mouth numb.

ROFL.

Sorcerer said...

@queenmatrai
hahaha..lol!!

may be it should be on t-shirts
Eat at Sorcy's

and then in fine print
"The food turned my mouth numb."

Sorcerer said...

@meenakshi
in windows Vista..even viruses have compatibility issues.
:( poor viruses. no?

Yemiledu said...

Ya! Poor thing@Genius!
LOved them all!!
:~)

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
thank you for the comment!

Pratik Gupta said...

I have already started working on that linux idea....Bloody friends!! :D

Sorcerer said...

@pratik Gupta
thank you ..World need more people like you!!

Pratik Gupta said...

keep throwing more of this and lets make world a better place...u giving and me executing :D

Pratik Gupta said...

Oh fk..i repeated last sentence in my mind and its sounded so shady :D

Queenmatrai said...

You need to change the name of your blog to "Eat @ Sorcys" and yes you may give me credit for that...

It's alot more original than your current blog title.

Pratik Gupta said...

"Her eyes winked at him like the blinking light on a modem as if she was transferring data through her eyes towards him."

Norton has detected a trojan.exe in the transfered data...what do want to do it.

1) accept it
2) accept it
3) accept it
4) accept it

:D

Sorcerer said...

@pratik gupta
lol

@queen
yeah..thats cool!!