Thursday, January 28, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


Wiseguy:Is there anything in this house that's ready to eat?

Sorcerer:Go look in the kitchen.
..
..

Wiseguy: Wow!! Found it..

Sorcerer:Kill it and share it.

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Genius: What happened, down and depressed?

Wiseguy: I blame it on gravity.
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Genius: Is orgasm spelled with U? [He meant orgasm or orgasum]

Sorcerer: F[beep] off! I pray NOT!
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Sorcerer: I am considering a pet other than my hairy leg
may be i should have a gold fish or a rat.

DD: wat would a rat do with a rat?
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Genius: My girl friend loves chess.

Sorcerer: Probably the only chance you get to mate with her.

Genius:What?

Sorcerer:Check mate, mate.
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J****: So your cousin is vegetarian?

Sorcerer: Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes.
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Sorcerer: What you doing?

Genius:Saving the world.

Sorcerer: You have enough disk space?

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37 comments:

sulagna said...
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Chocolate Lover said...

hahahaha! LOL! :D

sulagna said...

is genius also a Mallu??expalins the confusion with "U featuring in orgasm" You know...how there is confusions over the O'S and U's??

Four Dinners said...

check mate! Like it!

Sorcerer said...

@sulagna
Yeah all mallus. thats the problemo no?

@chocolate lover
hey..you changed Display pic
thanks for the comment

Sorcerer said...

@fourdinners
thank you for the comment
haha..read your blog post on..final words ..awesome!

Saadi said...

Hahahaha....'kill it & share it'....ur pet leg hs become sooooo famous, even Paris Hilton is begging fr one! ;)

Great post, Sorcy!!!

supriya said...

i loved the "check mate"...he he he...

NoFaIrYtAlE said...
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Sorcerer said...

@saadi
hahaha..shes gonna color my leg pink.
how scary!!

@supriya
thanks :)

@nofairytale
WOW!!! thats great one..
hmm...you got enough firepower!! for a war of words!
nice one :)

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

Thnku...U give me the sparkle :)

Neethu said...

@NOFAIRYTAILE
sorcere in tutu?lol :P

NoFaIrYtAlE said...
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NoFaIrYtAlE said...

@ Neethu : OMG...I dint notice that!!! I meant his GIRLFRIEND!!!
Gr8 now...That's juz makin me imagine a guy(wid awesome hairy legs)in a tutu!!!

susie said...

sorc in tutu?? :O whats the world coming to?

Barbie Jones said...

I'll have you know NoFairYtAIE that you are talking about ME here.

Prats said...

loved them all !!!! :)

Insignia said...

:-) Funny!!

Liked the check mate thing :-)

Vamsi said...

@ sorcy,

nice.

cheers !

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

@Barbie Jones..omg..sry..i dint knw.i juz made up a fictional character.

Sorcerer said...

@nofairytale
Yeah!! its all fictional characters.No worries!!

@vamsi
thank you for the comment buddy

@insignia
thanks for the comment.

@prats
thanks for the comment

@susie
hmm..me in TUTU? where does that come from

@neethu
hahaha.. yeah yeah..blame it on Typos

Farila said...

You have wonderful sense of humor... I loved your angil jokes too... Care to connect?

Renu said...

good sense of humour..first one is the best:)

Sorcerer said...

@farilla
thank you for the comment,madam

@renu
thank you madam, for the comment
:)

Barbie Jones said...

Newsflash, Sorcerer has a girl friend she is not a fictional character.Yes,I agree with my Sorcerer,where did this rumor get started that my boy friend wears a TUTU?That's pretty heavy duty springing it on me here about my newfound boy-friend.I would not be surprised if it would not have some negative emotional effect on me and do some psychological damage.

Me said...

kudos to check mate and enough disk space :)

D said...

Sorcy in a TuTu,... sorcy in a TuTu....can u imagine that Susie...khi khi...a pink frilly one....Sorcy the ballerinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahahahahahaha.......:D

Sorcerer said...

@D
hahahahaa
you are really.,.'capitalizing' on the situation..aint ya?

@me
haha...
thanks for the comment

Uncommon Sense said...

saving the world and check mate stuff awesome

Sorcerer said...

@uncommonsense
thankyou buddy

anishthomas said...

the only chance you get to mate with her........atthu idivatayirunnu...nee annu puli mone
Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes......lol well it is a fact with a lot of people :)

Meenakshi said...

the first convo got me thinking.. Dude, by any chance you a dudess?? the convo was word to word matching with a convo I had with my crazier-than-me homemate some months back..

as usual, a post that makes me smile.

Farila said...

You did not answer my question though... ?

Sid said...

Dude ur conversations posts are d best of d lot :)

சக்தியின் மனம் said...

அம்மா ஒரே இங்கிலிஷு

Sorcerer said...

@sid
thank you Sid!!

@farilla
I was reading through your blog.
nice ones..and quiet touching stories

@meenakshi
nope..Iam 100% male Mallu.
thanks for the comment

@anishthomas
thank you for your comments dude

Sorcerer said...

@!சக்தியின் மனம்
thank you for the comment