Wiseguy:Is there anything in this house that's ready to eat?
Sorcerer:Go look in the kitchen.
Wiseguy: Wow!! Found it..
Sorcerer:Kill it and share it.
Genius: What happened, down and depressed?
Wiseguy: I blame it on gravity.
Genius: Is orgasm spelled with U? [He meant orgasm or orgasum]
Sorcerer: F[beep] off! I pray NOT!
may be i should have a gold fish or a rat.
Genius: My girl friend loves chess.
Sorcerer: Probably the only chance you get to mate with her.
Sorcerer:Check mate, mate.
J****: So your cousin is vegetarian?
Sorcerer: Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes.
Sorcerer: What you doing?
Genius:Saving the world.
Sorcerer: You have enough disk space?