Today, I was thinking how all the things evolved. Let me tell you what reminded me to contemplate on such an universal issue. A simple Tyre burst and I was thinking about big bang and things, Adam and Eve, how Eve ate us out of apples and our home,human evolution etc etc.
I have my own theory and, yes my own discovery, which I am going to reveal through this blog post.
"Cavemen", let's begin from there. They blogged. They didn't have awesome blogspot or Google servers. Cavemen had 'Cavespot', where they post their blogs. Those days, when greed and lust was only towards food, they had acres and acres of caves and hills were where they wrote, or rather drew their daily posts.
By these paintings or drawings or in today's terms, called as blogging they wrote about their, awesome hunt, they together did with their friends. Those days, the machoism was not in the number of posts but in the number of animals they killed.
Now, let's see the Egyptian people. They were wonderful bloggers. They made pyramids to blog. Lt me reveal what I found, in my travel through time. Yes, I can read pictures better than words. NO!!! please don't call me smart, anyone can recognize the loo sign,. stop sign etc etc.
This image was found in some undisclosed location in the deserts of Egypt. I can decode it for you.
This image talks about an Egyptian blogger. According to me, this Egyptian Blogger is a bachelor, and a guy who likes to party and who shamelessly hit on Egyptian girls.
Ps: Please refer the picture as you read this.
Please note that the guy is having a beer bottle in his hands. We conclude that this incident happened in an Egyptian pub and the Egyptian blogger is blogging about his 'hitting chicks' adventure.
He says :"Hey Pink pigeon[The bird], Let us get drunk[The Drink thingy], Let us get high,[The Steps] dance like Egyptians, and... err...hmmm.. I want to see.[The eyes].your cat..[The cat]or something.err..and Lets Screw!!". I mean, may be this blogger is a veterinary guy, who has a liking to animals.
The Girl who is hitting on has 2 bottles of beer in her hands.
She goes like "Duh!"
Unfortunately, "duh" was not discovered until after they discovered America. So the blogger didnt write the "Duh!!" part.
She says:" You Monkey!!Male Chauvinist Pig, I will Tell [Ear] my mummy.
This makes us conclude that, even those days girls had the "freedom of expression" and MCP [ Also stands for Microsoft Certified Pig..err Professional], was there even before Microsoft and she was close to her mummy.
Then the Egyptian blogger says that, she used her knees on his crotch. Since the beer bottle in his hand is still intact, means he managed to save the beer bottle.
Then he writes :" The Tip of his pyramid was broken, He saw the star, The eggs got broken, he thinks he won't be able to hatch any more eggs with such a twisted sperm. Then he moved slowly like a snail to the doctor where the tip was tied with a string and he was given a helmet. "
The old paper era, oldies use diaries to blog, exposing their deep and dark secret without password protection, but kept hidden in a box locked with Chinese lock.
Which is later, after years, discovered by grandchildren and then they have a huge laugh over how their great great grand dad got hit by chicks.
And now today, we have all means to aid blogging. Wowwiee!! We!!
That's how my friends, blogging evolved out into what is today.
I heard about this Contest from Mayur's blog I think I will nominate my 'Anamika Story.' for the contest. I still don't know if it classifies as a story or article or something or something else. Anyway. I am nominating it.