Thursday, January 14, 2010

.::METAPHORS/SIMILES::.


This post I dedicate to some awesome Metaphors or simile. It's my version of creative writing. I think i am pretty weird at it. Thought I would share some awesome creative stuffs with you.
oh!! You are welcome.
  • He was sitting in the park, watching the kids play. An Idea hit him like a frisbee at the back of his head. He ran to his office to debug the software.
  • Her trust on him was like a church with a lightning rod.
  • Her eyes winked at him like the blinking light on a modem as if she was transferring data through her eyes towards him.
  • The reception was not clear, his brain interpreted her voice like Speech Recognition Software.
  • The rain fell on the metal roof top, it sounded like two skeletons making out inside a filing cabinet.
  • The dancing girl lifted her leg like a dog near a fire hydrant.
  • He had more up-time than Windows Servers, but still he felt something bothering his mind on his first date.
  • He came into the room,they had a surprise party for him. He heard them scream and shout. He felt like a centipede in a nudist colony.
  • She looked at her and smiled at him. She was his disney land, full of rides.
  • She had more curves on her body than the road on a hill station.
  • The CEO of the company felt the situation like "Keyboard Failure, Press F1 to continue."
  • She looked in the mirror, and felt like she was looking at her twin.
  • He scanned his child hood picture on to his computer. He was enhancing it with Photoshop. software He felt like a .jpg archeologists.
  • He looked at his wife on the bed. He felt like he was looking at a hurricane. Wet and Wild, but also can leave taking away your house and car.
  • He wanted to take her to some place expensive, like a petrol filling station, costly and open.
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Nope!! this is not the first time I am doing such madness.

First Part of my Metaphors/similey

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34 comments:

sm said...

intersting story

susie said...

:O :O :O i know u r gong to miss blogging..:P and no access to internet...

bondgal_rulz said...

ROFL!!!

Very creative! :D

sulagna said...

disney and rides!!! damn you can corrupt a childs imagination!! and ignite an adults :)

hey raam

Four Dinners said...

mad as a hatter.

Love it!

Vamsi said...

@ sorcy,

interesting.

cheers !

Sorcerer said...

@vamsi
thank you buddy

@four dinners
:)
insanity rwaks

@sulagna
i have this theory that theres a child in every one of us. and yeah they are already corrput..
muaahahahaha!!

@bondgalz_rulz
thank you for the comment

@susie
yeah!! finally I am home.
:) hey! thanks for the comment

@sm
thank you:)_

Rishi said...

ur post was like bill gates saying windows is bug free... it just makes me chuckle.

http://theparanormalguy.blogspot.com/

Sorcerer said...

@rishi
actually we say

He saw bugs in his vegetable garden just like in Windows 98.

Thank you buddy!! thank you for the idea!!

RoHiT said...

OMG!! This is a masterpiece...
Her eyes winked at him like the blinking light on a modem as if she was transferring data through her eyes towards him.-->This sounds way too wacky!! ;)..
This forces me to follow yaa blog and there I go "Follow you!"
Keep writing dude...
--
RoHiT
dial-a-denial.blogspot.com

Sorcerer said...

@rohit
thank you..thank you buddy for the comment and followin me

Chocolate Lover said...

hahaha :D
I liked the third one :P

theschmuck said...

loved the fire hydrant and the mirror girl the most LOL Thankie for the laugh!

Meenakshi said...

*smiling.
liked the 8th one.

Rifz said...

Hmm...I've no clue who you are and why I am leaving this comment...blame it on the migraine.

To start with...your metaphors that actually fit the description of a metaphore are old/done to death and lame.

Eg: She looked in the mirror, and felt like she was looking at her twin.

The others, are not exactly metaphors...

He wanted to take her to some place expensive, like a petrol filling station, costly and open... more like a pun/sarcastic jibe and also lame!

Rifz said...

Also, I wonder whats wrong with the people in the comments!?!?!

Queenmatrai said...

Is it just me or does everyone have a visual imagination with these metaphors..

Imagine this •The dancing girl lifted her leg like a dog near a fire hydrant.

Everytime I see anyone near a fire hydrant guess who I am going to think of.

- Sugar Cube - said...

Lol..your brain works at ultrasonic speed specially with double meaning stuff :P

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Lol @ Keyboard Filure!
Lol @ the whole post!

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

lolz lolz lolz.....
was in such dumps today,, ur post made me LMAO.....thnx bud!

P. Venugopal said...

you keep churning out hilarious stuff almost every day. some of these similes are from the very top drawer. i would like to dissect your brain to see what is it that ticks.

sulagna said...

sorci i do not accept muhahahas from witty men..its only a mmmuaah or a muuvaahhh!!


PS: cooties??waz that???

muaahhh :o

Uncommon Sense said...

disney land wala was cool

NesQuarX said...

Your post as as amazing as an ssh romp in a cloud server.

Oxymoron said...

the disney land one was cool...seriously man thats some weird imagination...

Sorcerer said...

@chocolate lover
thank you for the comment

@thaschmuch
thank you for the comment


@meenakshi
thanks for the comment

@queenmatrai
thank you for the comment

haha..thats some achievement

@sugarcube
hmm..i think so

@buzzzz
thank you for the comment
:0 long time ... and I was wondering what happened to you..

@p.venugopal
thank you sir, for the comment :)

@sulagna
haha.. okay..I say muaahahahaha!! and you can choose it your way.
;)
cooties? God!! you dont know what cooties mean..

@uncommon sense
thank you for the comment

@nesquarx
thanks for the comment:)
cheers

@oxymoron
weird !! Thats my complement
thanks

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Chanz said...

hey sorcy... u hv been tagged... check ma blog :)

Sorcerer said...

@chanz
okies..roger that !!
Flying on to sector http://jainchandni.blogspot.com/

aye aye!!!

Neethu said...

1.nice
2.huh?
3.lol ;););)
4.hehe
5.wow!height of imagination!
6.Er..
7.....
8.how do u know how a centi feels?
9.EW!
10.ahem
11....
12.duh!
13.:)
14.haha
15.:P

Rashmi said...

I actually like your madness buddy :)please continue doing this...
Cheers!

Sorcerer said...

@neethu
thank you for the comment
@rashmi
thanks for the comment.I will try my level best to be stupid

Wicked Witch of the West said...

Oh, I love this one...but it reallly makes me wish this was a video blog as I think it would be even funnier to see (expressions and all :D)

And do the thing that Chanz tagged you with...it is really fun...honest!

Yemiledu said...

You are damn creative Sorcy!!
And don't tell me your idea of first date is in a Petrol Bunk.
:~D

Sorcerer said...

@wicked witch of the west
okies..I actually did the same tag thing some weeks before.But I will do it again

video blog..with me...saying all these things..

@yemiledu
thank you! nope.My first date would be in an oil field in desert with camels and all.date palms..
Arabian Knight!