Saturday, January 23, 2010


Genius:Hey!!Whats should I tell this girl.She is asking me for my height.

Wiseguy:Tell her 8 inches.That was the internet standard when I checked last.

Genius [On Phone with his Girl friend] want me... both ways..
*hangs up the phone

Genius:I need to go..

Sorcerer:Yeah!! She wants you both ways.
[Let here be High decibel laugh]

Genius:Well!! She needs to go for shopping, and she needs me to take her to the mall and bring her back.

Sorcerer:Oh!! you nick name it shopping. and mall?Brilliance..Sheer brilliance.I would say.

Genius:Okay Perverts...see ya!


Cousin: Yay!! We are going to Goa for I.V [ Short for industrial visit]

Sorcerer:Don't come back with an H in front.


Online_friend: You made tree for Christmas?

Sorcerer:We are too much into technology that, we made a file tree.


SomeGenius: BRB.going to panty for a coffee

Sorcerer:Is that coffee machine with a slot, for coins?

SomeGenius:*PANTRY!! Man..I will never hear the end of that one.


n00b: I am back


n00b has logged off



NoFaIrYtAlE said...

Standard height 8 inches!!!!
OMG its so funny!!!!

Saadi said...

Pantry => Panty!!

Tht's such a horrible typo....and yes, tht person will never hear the end of it!

Btw, I think there is some trouble with the 'R' keys of keyboards all ovr the world...I often miss the 'r' in friend and it turns out to be fiend! :p

Chocolate Lover said...

H in the front LOL!!!!

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

@Saadi..Hw TRUE!!
It happens to me EVERYTYM i try to write fiend..

Meenakshi said...


supriya said...

OMG...the concept of 8 inches and "both ways" was fabulous....
lol... :D

bondgal_rulz said...

Flush one was super. :D

Saadi said...

@ NoFaIrYtAlE

U want something to top tht....i once wrote 'Wanked some experience'

I misplaced T with a K....dunno how tht happened bt tht's another doozie! :p

The guy I was telling about ws 'WTF?'

Mr.Poo said...

Ha ha, hey Sorcerer, ever thought about doing phone sex, I'm sure it will be fun. This conversation just reminds me of the "crank yankers"

Rishi said...

=)) LMAO flush

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

@ Saadi.....ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!! dts wz super hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanked some experience!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Anonymous said...

@ saadi,

yes, i agree ... I think there is some trouble with the 'R' keys of keyboards all ovr the world...I often miss the 'r' in friend and it turns out to be fiend! ... especially because, this was brought out by you.

last time, you tried to be a "gollie", i had to intervene ... and now i say again ... take blogposts in blogosphere in a sporting spirit ... dont get "bangalored" unnecessarily.

be a friend and not a fiend.

cheers !

Uncommon Sense said...

8 inches, both ways and HIV sheer brilliance,, awsome sense of humor

Nipun said...

8 inches..
Internet standards are just...
H in front of IV.
Tell ur fren to use condoms.
Both ways..

Amazing work dude!!



theschmuck said...

Your comments are as colourful as your post!lol!!@Saadi:ROFL!!!!

Insignia said...

Boy!!! :-) I wonder how you guys end up thinking on these lines?


Sorcerer said...

well!! errr... hmm...
thanks for the omment

Thank you for ze comment

thank you buddy

thank you for the comment

thank you for the visit buddy

thank you for the comment

phone sex..errr... do people have sex with phone?
weird. Technology is sooo advanced these days.
Japnese technology?

thanks for the comment

thank you for the comment

thank you for the visit and the comment

thank you meenakshi for ze comment

@chocolate lover
thank yo for the comment

man..that wanked one was awesome..
long live typos
thanks for the visit and the comment buddy :)

thank you for the comment

Anonymous said...

Entertaining as usual...

Sorcerer said...

thanks for the comment

Megha said...


I like the your conversation posts more than the others

Sid said...

IV and HIV damn!!! my cousin just went for one and i couldn't crack this :(

Sorcerer said...

thank you for the comment

haha..yeah..its the IV season.hope our cousins are careful

Neethu said...

pervert to the core!!!man...what do u feed on??!!!:P

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