Sunday, January 17, 2010

.:: TAGGED ::.


This would be first tag of this year; brought to you by 'Chanz'. History, has a way of repeating itself. I did the same tag last year, which was my final post for last year.
But then ..my priorities have changed in the past 15 days.So I have as told,'reworked' the answers.

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1. What is your current obsession?
pwning n00bs in Online communities and Forums.

2. What are you wearing today?
Today, I am showing my support to FTv people.So nothing much on other than the bare necessities, also I like to live close to the nature, you know.

3. What’s for dinner?
See, the rule of the game is, I cook, I name what I cook, I eat it. So, unless I make something I can't really name it. I will reveal the last name of my dish. It's called 'Dooh-Dah'.
Being an IT professional I henceforth call it " *.doodah"

4. What’s the last thing you bought?
Washing Powder. Yeah!! you guessed it, I need to brush my teeth.

5. What are you listening to right now?
A guy singing like a fart of African Warthog in the mating season. No..!! There is no echo in this room! Mr.Einstein.

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you?
Chanz!! She is the kind of girl who loves to live in the present. But life is not that simple. like e=mc2 We spend every moment either regretting about our past or planning about the future. Those who live in the present are the happiest souls on this earth. She wants to be one of those kinds. She wish she had a very simple brain. She do not want to understand the complexities of life. A world that is similar to a dream is where she live in. It just belongs to her and she is her own master.


7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
It's the white house I want to be in.

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer?
Girls wearing g string and thongs and dancing to hip-hop tunes, and talking in Eminem Language.

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
Go to China and eat ORIGINAL Chinese Noodles.

10. Which language do you want to learn?
Eminem Language and learn to swear in rhyming words
*sigh
like Go Fcuk yourself,Mr.Duck..
*sigh

11. What’s your favorite quote?
Gad, I'm such a genius

12. Who do you want to meet right now?
A girl in Tutu.

13. What is your favourite colour?
Blue!

14. Give us 3 styling tips that work for you.
1) Wear shades to camouflage where you are looking
2)Having pink hair will help you blend in the crowd..
3)Yo-Yo is the 'trend'

15. What is your dream job?
Full Body Scanner Operator at Airport!

16. What’s your favorite magazine?
My heart goes to those who doesn't have much to wear.I like to read their success stories.

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
World peace.

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
Bright colored underwear on top of pants and spandex.

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?
Elvis

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer?
Gravity and wind friendly haircut. Something called "Wake Up Style"

21. What are you going to do after this?
Say "Har har har..I did it."

22. What are your favourite movies?
Any movie which gives importance to romance and educate people how to behave in bed.

23. What inspires you?
High Speed Broadband connection.

24. What do your friends call you most commonly?
Sorc, Sorcy,

25. Would you prefer coffee or tea?
Coffee..I would like to have my coffee...stirred..not shaken

26. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?
Make Maggi noodles.

27. What makes you go wild?
Animal Planet.

28. Which other blogs do you love visiting?
Any blogs with original content

29. Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
Food fight.

30. How many tabs are turned on in ur browser right now?
5. How can I check if they are turned 'on'?

31. Favorite Season?
Fresher's Season at office.

32. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me?
Anything that ends with dooh-dah.

33. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?
Moon em!

34. What are you afraid of the most?
Download interuptus.

35. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"oh!! This is how my clone will look like."

36. What brings a smile on your face instantly?
Stupidity

37. A word that you say a lot?
Aye aye!!

38. What would you do if you were made President of India for one day?
Enforce presidential rule for next 5 years.

39. What is that one thing that keeps you going.
Acres and Acres of Free Oxygen.


Rules for those who are tagged:

Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.
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I am taking my first 8 people from my followers list to tag 8 other people.

1)
paramveer
2)Vamsi
3)Meghna Naidu
4)Sugar Cube
5)Rohit
6)Surya
7)Sanely Insane
8)FunkyRave
9)Nona
10)Bondgal_Rulz
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37 comments:

Insignia said...
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Insignia said...

You want to be President of India and live in White house as well..Thats kinda too much to ask for Mr.Sorcerer.

And white house doesnt allow FTV kinda clothes...:-P

Sorcerer said...

@insignia
Actually!! I want to be the president of the universe.

They don;t allow that.
I think I can make the congress vote in favor of that.

It will be called my "Bail 'Out'(pun intended) " program.

I make it mandatory to wear FTV kind clothes.for that you need to stay in shape.for that you need to be sensible about wht you eat.
a happy and wonderful world order.
wow!!

*Gives her a placard
"Sorcy for the President"

Gracias Senorita

Wicked Witch of the West said...

'this is what my clone will look like' :D etc etc etc

You are officially the funniest. Officially. I will even incorporate that in Cathism (oops I should post this under another ID so the Bald Guy will never find out...but I am evil so I don't really care :D)

Insignia said...

Watch what you 'reveal' Senor
Lest people dont get scared!!!
:-P

Sorcerer said...

@insignia
I like to 'watch' what is 'revealed'.
;)
hahahaha

@wickedwitchofthewest
I hear by name you WWW.
Don't worry about the Bald guy! Here there be dragons

Queenmatrai said...

By the way Have u ever checked out the Booty Shake contest on the Internet?
I get a strange feeling you just might enjoy it.

Sorcerer said...

@queen
err..I think I have done almost all keyword checks on google with anatomically correct parts intertwined in those keywords in its all dimensions of motion shake and wake included.
;)

Pri said...

phew! that sure was a long tag..kudos for completing it :)

ur dream job really got me all curious..hmmmm

after reading the answer to q 18, i thought the answer to the next question would be 'superman' :p

Shriti said...

hmmm.. interesting answers :P :)

Sorcerer said...

@pri
yeah!! I like to work with practical applications of technology

@chocolate lover
:)

bondgal_rulz said...

Thanks for tagging, but I did before your second attempt at it. :P

Lol @ Dream Job. Hahahaha

Cheers

Sorcerer said...

@bondgal_rulz
aye aye
!

Thousif Raza said...

cool tag.... :P

and thx for visiting my blog and commenting..... hope to see more of you there :)


take care and keep writing.........

Quirky said...
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Ashley said...

*Note to self*
Never purposefully hurt Sorcerer

*Note to Sorcy*
Stop obsessing over clothes, specially other peoples clothes. :p

Unknown said...

washing powder and teeth...
Only Sir sorcy can do this. I believe in you...:)
Witty Answers I must say..
Some honestly written ones.
Hats off..

Cheers to life.

Nuts

Quirky said...

Lol..creative! Had to go google Tutu though and whatz with that Tutu obsession?

@Ashley: '*Note to Sorcy*
Stop obsessing over clothes, specially other peoples clothes' Lol..Awesome girl!

Anonymous said...

wow !

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed it so very much :)

Neethu said...

u dint keep ur word...where's ""girls don't really agree with the last statements"?:P

n pls do warn us if ever u get placed in ur dream job:P

Meenakshi said...

girl in tutu means?

Megha said...

haha...u are a self-proclaimed Genius..president...and what else ?
and ya a social worker too... ;)
Great profile.... :)

vicious said...

:D

Anonymous said...

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Ramit Grover said...

Lol dude, you're just you. Humor at it's bare best!

Phoenixritu said...

Hmmm I want the recipe for doodah

санжог said...

Saucer, the "tutu" HA HA HA HA HA.

so saucer wants to be permanently hooked to the internet, with lots of tutu clad women, eat food called doo-dah, loves wearing a g-string, dance on hip hop tunes, calls himself genius, uses yo-yo a lot.

My verdict...you are a addicted to words with 2 syllables.

Oh and your dream job will turn into a nightmare when a grandpa with a hard-on passes through the scanner!!

Oxymoron said...

hey...it was a fun read...interesting answers...especially the high speed broadband one....the internet speed of my hostel absolutely sucks..

- Sugar Cube - said...

What are you afraid of the most?
Download interrupts

lol :) Good one!

Thx for tagging.

Sorcerer said...

@Thousif Raza
Thanks for the visit and the comment

@Ashley
Me obsessed with others clothes?
FTV ppl dont wear much clothes you see..
you mean I should not even wear the basic necessities?

@nipun
thank you my Gladiator...!! Thank you for the comment

@quirky
Hope you got what tutu is.
Tutu is cool. no?
very comfortable thing to wear for a girl. no?

(*Searches for a clause in the agreement that says - Thou shall not make fun of thy bbf on thy blog/blog comments! Doesn't find. Shrugs. Walks away* ;)

@vamsi
thank you for the comment

@yemiledu
Hey!! thank you for putting that gun over Saurabh's head and making him come up with that awesome post about hair cut.
Thanks for your comment here

@neethu
Muaahahaha!! Yeah Sure I will make sure that I wont warn you if I get myself into my DReam job.
thanks for the comment
:)

@Meenakshi
Errr..you know what Google.com mean?
Tutu is a bird in Turkey.

@Megha
yeah I am soon writing my own Emancipation proclamation describing myself as a state.

@vicious
thanks for the visit

@mia999
thanks for the comment

@tha bald guy
thank you for the comment

@phoenixritu
thank you for the comment

@sanjog
I will never let you anywhere near MY airport.
Warning fires will be shot.

@oxymoron
Internet at hostel sucks? what about the canteen food?
you agree internet is better now right? See..I always maintain a positive view on life

@sugarcube
truth.no?
thanks for the comment

Quirky said...

Tutu as in ballet tutu?

paramveer said...

i must give "daaad" of ur screwd mind!!...hahaha

btw thx for tagging..i have responded to it!..watch my blog!

Sorcerer said...

@quirky
yeah!! ballet tutu.

@paramveer
thank you ...

Quirky said...

*Shakes head in disbelief at the thingz that guys can find '....' *

Sorcerer said...

@quirky
*Evil Grin
Evil Grin... for the complete man