< METAPHORS/SIMILES ? >

I used to get amazed by the creative way certain people write.Effortlessly putting their words across the reader, creating a wonderland / cemetery land in the brains of the reader, giving him the goose bumps or oohh la la .

My research deep into the 'creative writing' part made me remember those things I have learned long before(Writing impositions). The Metaphors/Similes [ Seriously, I am confused what they are called].

Dear reader, this is my humble effort to become creative writer. Hope you like the metaphors/whatevernameucallit I invented.

My friend , whom I consider to be a creative writer after reading this said that " I should be in a straight jacket."

Here, I give you MY Awesome thing below.[ I meant the content given below].

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• He planted himself in his couch, the most fertile soil for his laziness.

• His comments made her angry, words flowed from her mouth like an unclogged drainage, all dirty.

• The surprise party, made her bling bling like a christmas tree.

• He searched her in the crowd, like lookin at the google result page, unlucky he, she is not highlighted.

• The thought struck him, like a stone in the delicious fried rice.

• She was complicated like a sudoku.

• It was raining cats and dogs from her mouth.

• She ignored him like a sim-card that had no validity.

• She had curves that resembled an AUDI.

• He entered the examination hall. His mind was like a Blank DVD.

• Time moved like a snail on a marathon run.

• After the breakup he felt like an URL without .com

• He was a rug rat when they made love, chewing on anything that came his way.

• They called him a dark horse, but deep inside he felt like a zebra.

• They ran towards each other like the sports bikes in the movie Mission Impossible.

• It rained every evening, like nature had an OCD [ obsessesive compulsive disorder].

• She was always right like the Murphy's lwas.

• The idea struck him like a bug on the windsheild.

• He had an idea,but not the resource to get it done.He felt like the man with a fish who was a vegetarian.

• She howered over him like a cieling fan.

• She stripped in front of him like a moth out of a cocoon. She was less hairy unlike the moth.

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My inner-self says, I have accomplished something.

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