.::LOO ::.

Yeah! you would say, the title of this blog post is disgusting. But think about this, if it was not for the loo we would all be disgusting.No?

Many great thinkers and philosophers (Including Sorcerer, that would be me) considered loo as a place where they get enlightenment. Remember the great guy Archimedes? He found Eureka when he was in a bathtub. It all depends upon where you actually look for things. You too can find things.Loo is a place where people can look for things and find it as proved by Archimedes [Hand-lens recommended for some people].

In modern times, loo has become more social. Some major corporate had plans on e-loo; an electronic loo where you can connect to internet. You can stay connected with your loved ones, even in the loo.

Internet Baby: Did I hear a Godzilla?

Guy from e-loo:No!! I am talking to you from the e-loo baby.

Today even they don't call it Loo any more they are called 'Men's Room'. This is a place where many men are 'looked down upon' shamelessly by some others with wickid mind.
Now, just like meeting a friend in market place,[ Stink stink] some of you may meet your friends, ex colleagues etc in this loocial setting . Most of them acknowledge each other with a simple nod of their heads just like what kings and queen do in the 1800s.

Most of them accomplish the mission by fixating their eye in the horizon of the wall in front, humming a tune.
Looking at the walls have its own awesome advantage. These walls are where some people manage to flow their creativity.
Most of the time, toilet walls are filled with awesome one liners, equivalent to a comic strip or much better than that.

The common statement that you would find on the walls of toilet is
" What the f are you looking at?"
Reading this, most readers would be swearing up the family chain of the person who wrote those lines and would say to themselves "You who wrote it, got lucky that you didn't end up being flushed down."

There are those who seem to provide a bit of social service by writing on the toilet walls, It would read "BE GENTLE".
It could be a caution from some one who was not gentle and lost his nuts in the bowl. [Poor Thing.No? Think about spending those cold winters without nuts.]

Then there are great thinkers and philosophers who write their awesome thoughts on toilet walls
like
"Small things amuse small minds.Amuse Yourself."

Then there are these RAP artists. They always rap. Rap is in their mind and in the soul.Such Rap artists write

Wanna make it bigger
Look at it in Mirror

Yes! This rap artist believes in the universal theory that "Objects in the mirror appear larger,"

These can be found in corporates that try to motivate employees using every square inch of the office.
"AIM HIGH."
or
A bit of warning like
" If you Fart here, you are Fired"

Major corporates practices this method of strategically placing 'MEN'S ROOM' very far away from human civilization. If you want a loo break, you need to start walking to the loo 5 minutes before you feel like going to take a leak.

Manager: Where you going?

Slave: Sir, I think, I will need to use the loo in 5 minutes.

Such toilets will have " You made it!!" written on the toilet wall.

Historians have excavated a loo which was supposedly used by Julius Caesar. They came to this conclusion because,carved on one a Tree Trunk was these words "I came I shit and I conquer".

Too much NDTV and you feel like writing this on the toilet wall.
"What you doing here? Your assh*le is in parliament".

Then there are smart ones wearing smarty pants they strike up conversations with the nearest guy in the loo. These are those who would even say sorry to the spoon before they dip them in the hot soup.

Guy 1:Wassup?

Guy 2:Mine is. How about you?

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Guy 1:How you doing?

Guy 2:Nothing much, it does everything by itself.

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Guy 1: Hot weather...oooofff...

Guy 2:Mexican food?

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Some people are soo Ipod Fetish.I think the guy who said was talking about Ipod when he said about "going to the grave with the song still in me."
These ipoded humans come to the loo and they whistle and sing song, as they accomplish the mission, but the thing which gives me those eeek is when they add effects while they sing like....aaaa and oooh ooooh oooh... and move their body as if they are humping the toilet bowl.
"Yo Man!! It's Cool yo". Yo no?

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In a way, I like to call these people compulsive bloggers or twitters. Twitting on the toilet walls are actually done by real twits with wits before they poop like birds. I think that each loo should be declared 'Source of awesomeness' and their walls with inscriptions protected.
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