.::IT LOVE LETTER ::.

From the R&D labs of Sorcerer:

I thought, I would give me awesome technical advisory service to, the most endangered species on this planet "THE IT PROFESSIONALS". Years of studying and understanding the 0s and 1s and no where in the manuals is a decent paragraph to pick up chicks, or write a letter to them. There is not a single paragraph or lines in the technical manual to technically fall in love.[ Well!! we Indians of course are from the land of Kamasutra that doesn't mean, we will get laid 'by default'] Imagine the chaos, that will happen if the IT people can't multiply? Who will make software that fly air planes? Who will write programs to render cheeky MMS on your phones? Who will check your back end and front ends? The world will be in total chaos.

This is the beginning of Save the IT Species Campaign.


This is my humble service to the 'geek kind' to get them a girl and help them contribute to the gene pool.

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<< Hello There

In the life called Google, I have been searching for a perfect girl; My search yielded (1 ) result, highlighting you; My eyes scanf ();you when, you were on the shopping mall yesterday; My heart missed a hop; With you, I could be a dot with a com; I kinda have this feeling that you are my ctype.h; You looked so beautiful in that template, the other day.

I was like a stand alone machine, in the wilderness called real world; I had no one to ping to;
My lonliness has been bugging me for quiet long; You can be my debugger; Without, you, as my compiler, I have no hope of executing the codes; With you I will never have to use Autoexec.bat; with you my life will never be cfloat.h

It's not just you interface, that attracted me; You are like ubantu, size zero.;I just love all your modules; Your smile is like the Solaris log on screen; Welcoming and mysterious; Your smile drives me crazy even without driver files for craziness; Your face is having a high resolution, which adds to your smilies;

I just want to say to you that, we objects could link together; I have all the environmental parameters for our one to one relationship and live an error free real life; I have enough cache in paypal;I know you would be worried about the firewall set by our coders /* parents*/ ;

If (They know this)
then
(they could put limits.h) on you;

Don't worry!;

Trust my hacking capabilities; with time and effort we can break their firewall and make them give a trust certificate and they would give signal.h for the union in no ctime.h;
If you believe in the 'Counter Strike'; I am even ready for setjmp.h if our coders are having a strong encryption which is hard to crack;

I believe that my connection script will not fail, and I believe that your are not Listen() to any other socket calls. I hope that you would accept() my system call;

If your input is Yes, let's hang out at "C:\Cd\" /* Cafe Coffee Day */ this weekend; You can reply with your 10 bit phone number in response to this message. I would be glad to ping back;

If this connection string fails, remember that I come with No error_handlers and I will simply crash beyond recovery.

Do accept this connection script and grant me access to your root.

Love

[ Input Geek Name here]
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Wow!! that was weird!!

Okay!! now you geeks,(anyone..someone..), do try this, and I am pretty sure, your connection string will get executed. Do mail me on my email address , if this awesome letter is a success. Its good to get feed backs. No?

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