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"He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at me first."


That statement was for my own safety; for those who got the 'awesome' twisted tale, I am gonna blog today and want to go Kung-fu on me.
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I really wanted to name the hero of this story. I was thinking of many names; but really didn't get a suitable name for his 'awesomeness'. Let us call him 'Paula'. It's not that I hate this guy or something. I want a global name, you see.
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Paula, was coming home riding his fave pink cycle. He was sitting at the beach for more than 5 hours with a bottle of beer. It's his usual routine, to drink a bottle of beer every night before he goes home. He would sit at the beach, counting waves till its around 12:00 am.Then he throws the beer bottle at the sea and happily, merrily jumps on his pink cycle and would be on his way home.

This night was no different. Same Beer, Same Beach, Same Paula

He whistled a tune as he rode his cycle down the empty road. He felt like a cuckoo riding a bicycle. The sounds of nocturnal insects and frogs, filled the air. The air was bit damp like a wet towel.

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"Heellp...Heellp me..please...anyone."

He heard a cry in the distance. He thought he heard the voice of a femme fatale, whose gonna be fatale.

The voice seemed to move closer towards him. He saw the silhouette of a woman, at a distance.
He slowed down his cycle. He saw her coming, running towards him.

Paula was *gulp.

She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. There was only one problem, she was stark naked like a pealed orange.

"Please help me, some bad guys are after me..They are trying to.."*sniff *sniff *sob *sob... me

Soon he heard footsteps in the distance.

Though Paula knows, how to say Kung-fu , he really didn't want to Fu with the people who were after her. He wanted to save his ass and errr.. hers too.

"Jump in." Said Paula to the woman.

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Paula, doubled his effort and cycled away, with the naked woman in front.

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They were in the clear.

Paula:I think, I will take you to my home. You can change....
Duh!! Change what? Skin?

She:Thank you..I have never seen such a fine gentleman in my life. You saved my dignity. Thank you soo much..

Paula: hmmm..

His face blushed like the tail lights of a scooter, when he heard her complement.

She: You know, I mean...Errr..I am without clothes and..you have never touched my body or you know..misbehaved while you were alone with me.You are a man of substance.

Paula:Err!! You are sitting in front of *ladies cycle madam.

He said that in complete innocence of dumbness.

On hearing that she fainted.

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This is how a ladies cycle look like in case you haven't noticed.

*sigh

"I sit back in contemplation, my eyes closed, contemplating at the vastness of the universe"-Sorcerer
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