Thursday, January 28, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


Wiseguy:Is there anything in this house that's ready to eat?

Sorcerer:Go look in the kitchen.
..
..

Wiseguy: Wow!! Found it..

Sorcerer:Kill it and share it.

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Genius: What happened, down and depressed?

Wiseguy: I blame it on gravity.
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Genius: Is orgasm spelled with U? [He meant orgasm or orgasum]

Sorcerer: F[beep] off! I pray NOT!
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Sorcerer: I am considering a pet other than my hairy leg
may be i should have a gold fish or a rat.

DD: wat would a rat do with a rat?
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Genius: My girl friend loves chess.

Sorcerer: Probably the only chance you get to mate with her.

Genius:What?

Sorcerer:Check mate, mate.
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J****: So your cousin is vegetarian?

Sorcerer: Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes.
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Sorcerer: What you doing?

Genius:Saving the world.

Sorcerer: You have enough disk space?

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37 comments:

sulagna said...
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Shriti said...

hahahaha! LOL! :D

sulagna said...

is genius also a Mallu??expalins the confusion with "U featuring in orgasm" You know...how there is confusions over the O'S and U's??

DILLIGAF said...

check mate! Like it!

Sorcerer said...

@sulagna
Yeah all mallus. thats the problemo no?

@chocolate lover
hey..you changed Display pic
thanks for the comment

Sorcerer said...

@fourdinners
thank you for the comment
haha..read your blog post on..final words ..awesome!

Saadi said...

Hahahaha....'kill it & share it'....ur pet leg hs become sooooo famous, even Paris Hilton is begging fr one! ;)

Great post, Sorcy!!!

supriya said...

i loved the "check mate"...he he he...

Y said...
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Sorcerer said...

@saadi
hahaha..shes gonna color my leg pink.
how scary!!

@supriya
thanks :)

@nofairytale
WOW!!! thats great one..
hmm...you got enough firepower!! for a war of words!
nice one :)

Y said...

Thnku...U give me the sparkle :)

Neethu said...

@NOFAIRYTAILE
sorcere in tutu?lol :P

Y said...
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Y said...

@ Neethu : OMG...I dint notice that!!! I meant his GIRLFRIEND!!!
Gr8 now...That's juz makin me imagine a guy(wid awesome hairy legs)in a tutu!!!

susie said...

sorc in tutu?? :O whats the world coming to?

KittySigurdardottir. said...

I'll have you know NoFairYtAIE that you are talking about ME here.

Prats said...

loved them all !!!! :)

Insignia said...

:-) Funny!!

Liked the check mate thing :-)

Anonymous said...

@ sorcy,

nice.

cheers !

Y said...

@Barbie Jones..omg..sry..i dint knw.i juz made up a fictional character.

Sorcerer said...

@nofairytale
Yeah!! its all fictional characters.No worries!!

@vamsi
thank you for the comment buddy

@insignia
thanks for the comment.

@prats
thanks for the comment

@susie
hmm..me in TUTU? where does that come from

@neethu
hahaha.. yeah yeah..blame it on Typos

Chapters From My Life said...

You have wonderful sense of humor... I loved your angil jokes too... Care to connect?

Renu said...

good sense of humour..first one is the best:)

Sorcerer said...

@farilla
thank you for the comment,madam

@renu
thank you madam, for the comment
:)

KittySigurdardottir. said...

Newsflash, Sorcerer has a girl friend she is not a fictional character.Yes,I agree with my Sorcerer,where did this rumor get started that my boy friend wears a TUTU?That's pretty heavy duty springing it on me here about my newfound boy-friend.I would not be surprised if it would not have some negative emotional effect on me and do some psychological damage.

Sumi Mathai said...

kudos to check mate and enough disk space :)

D said...

Sorcy in a TuTu,... sorcy in a TuTu....can u imagine that Susie...khi khi...a pink frilly one....Sorcy the ballerinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahahahahahaha.......:D

Sorcerer said...

@D
hahahahaa
you are really.,.'capitalizing' on the situation..aint ya?

@me
haha...
thanks for the comment

Maya said...

saving the world and check mate stuff awesome

Unknown said...

@uncommonsense
thankyou buddy

Anonymous said...

the only chance you get to mate with her........atthu idivatayirunnu...nee annu puli mone
Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes......lol well it is a fact with a lot of people :)

Meenakshi said...

the first convo got me thinking.. Dude, by any chance you a dudess?? the convo was word to word matching with a convo I had with my crazier-than-me homemate some months back..

as usual, a post that makes me smile.

Chapters From My Life said...

You did not answer my question though... ?

Sid said...

Dude ur conversations posts are d best of d lot :)

Sakthi said...

அம்மா ஒரே இங்கிலிஷு

Sorcerer said...

@sid
thank you Sid!!

@farilla
I was reading through your blog.
nice ones..and quiet touching stories

@meenakshi
nope..Iam 100% male Mallu.
thanks for the comment

@anishthomas
thank you for your comments dude

Sorcerer said...

@!சக்தியின் மனம்
thank you for the comment