Wiseguy:Is there anything in this house that's ready to eat?
Sorcerer:Go look in the kitchen.
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..
Wiseguy: Wow!! Found it..
Sorcerer:Kill it and share it.
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Genius: What happened, down and depressed?
Wiseguy: I blame it on gravity.
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Genius: Is orgasm spelled with U? [He meant orgasm or orgasum]
Sorcerer: F[beep] off! I pray NOT!
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may be i should have a gold fish or a rat.
Genius: My girl friend loves chess.
Sorcerer: Probably the only chance you get to mate with her.
Genius:What?
Sorcerer:Check mate, mate.
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J****: So your cousin is vegetarian?
Sorcerer: Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes.
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Sorcerer: What you doing?
Genius:Saving the world.
Sorcerer: You have enough disk space?
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37 comments:
hahahaha! LOL! :D
is genius also a Mallu??expalins the confusion with "U featuring in orgasm" You know...how there is confusions over the O'S and U's??
check mate! Like it!
@sulagna
Yeah all mallus. thats the problemo no?
@chocolate lover
hey..you changed Display pic
thanks for the comment
@fourdinners
thank you for the comment
haha..read your blog post on..final words ..awesome!
Hahahaha....'kill it & share it'....ur pet leg hs become sooooo famous, even Paris Hilton is begging fr one! ;)
Great post, Sorcy!!!
i loved the "check mate"...he he he...
@saadi
hahaha..shes gonna color my leg pink.
how scary!!
@supriya
thanks :)
@nofairytale
WOW!!! thats great one..
hmm...you got enough firepower!! for a war of words!
nice one :)
Thnku...U give me the sparkle :)
@NOFAIRYTAILE
sorcere in tutu?lol :P
@ Neethu : OMG...I dint notice that!!! I meant his GIRLFRIEND!!!
Gr8 now...That's juz makin me imagine a guy(wid awesome hairy legs)in a tutu!!!
sorc in tutu?? :O whats the world coming to?
I'll have you know NoFairYtAIE that you are talking about ME here.
loved them all !!!! :)
:-) Funny!!
Liked the check mate thing :-)
@ sorcy,
nice.
cheers !
@Barbie Jones..omg..sry..i dint knw.i juz made up a fictional character.
@nofairytale
Yeah!! its all fictional characters.No worries!!
@vamsi
thank you for the comment buddy
@insignia
thanks for the comment.
@prats
thanks for the comment
@susie
hmm..me in TUTU? where does that come from
@neethu
hahaha.. yeah yeah..blame it on Typos
You have wonderful sense of humor... I loved your angil jokes too... Care to connect?
good sense of humour..first one is the best:)
@farilla
thank you for the comment,madam
@renu
thank you madam, for the comment
:)
Newsflash, Sorcerer has a girl friend she is not a fictional character.Yes,I agree with my Sorcerer,where did this rumor get started that my boy friend wears a TUTU?That's pretty heavy duty springing it on me here about my newfound boy-friend.I would not be surprised if it would not have some negative emotional effect on me and do some psychological damage.
kudos to check mate and enough disk space :)
Sorcy in a TuTu,... sorcy in a TuTu....can u imagine that Susie...khi khi...a pink frilly one....Sorcy the ballerinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahahahahaha.......:D
@D
hahahahaa
you are really.,.'capitalizing' on the situation..aint ya?
@me
haha...
thanks for the comment
saving the world and check mate stuff awesome
@uncommonsense
thankyou buddy
the only chance you get to mate with her........atthu idivatayirunnu...nee annu puli mone
Yeah he loves veg food and non veg jokes......lol well it is a fact with a lot of people :)
the first convo got me thinking.. Dude, by any chance you a dudess?? the convo was word to word matching with a convo I had with my crazier-than-me homemate some months back..
as usual, a post that makes me smile.
You did not answer my question though... ?
Dude ur conversations posts are d best of d lot :)
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@sid
thank you Sid!!
@farilla
I was reading through your blog.
nice ones..and quiet touching stories
@meenakshi
nope..Iam 100% male Mallu.
thanks for the comment
@anishthomas
thank you for your comments dude
@!சக்தியின் மனம்
thank you for the comment
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