Sorcerer: Send me the screen shot and I may believe.
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Poornima: So you are writing a blog post on Egyptians?
Sorcerer:Aye aye!!
Poornima: Like you gonna tell how they made..Pyramids..
Sorcerer:Naa!! Everyone knows that, they select a hill first and then they chisel that hill in pyramid shape.
Poornima: And are you gonna say..Mummies are girls, who suffocated themselves and died, cuz they didn't know how to wear Saree.
Sorcerer: That could be a possibility! Wow!! What the Hell are you GENIUS doing in engineering college? Get out and start a blog! I don't like talents getting wasted in engineering colleges.
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Sorcerer: What you doing?
Susie:Drawing mouth parts of cockroach , in my sister's record book.
Sorcerer: Drawing yourself soosie?
Susie:Drawing mouth parts of cockroach , in my sister's record book.
Sorcerer: Drawing yourself soosie?
санжог: i guess so, its better to underplay a bit
Sorcerer: Underplay..like play down there?
санжог/: rrrrrrrrrrright!!
Sorcerer: its called oral sex sanju not underplay.
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Sorcerer: Moving out for lunch. Ciao!!
j****: Rub tummy for luck!!
Sorcerer: Would you let me do that?
J****: Just..Just.log off!!
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Sa****: Oye!! when he talks like that na..I get itching..thingy..AARRRGGHH!!
Sa****: And yeah Sorcy..Geniass!!! Don't tell me to change underwear.it's an old lame joke.
Sorcerer:How about you using itch guard?
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D:Awwwwwww but true, there are plenty of other err, mermaids in the ocean.
Sorcerer: Do they smell like people?
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n00bChick: I have a pet cat.Do you have pet?
Sorcerer: I have a hairy leg.I pet it, when I feel like petting a pet and I say Meow..or Bow bow..depending on my mindset, while I am at it.
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I was planning to make my blog more interactive and this guy 'Saurabh', suggested this great idea of "people can post their awesome problems in the comments and you may reply to them in any awesome way you want!"
And I was thinking!! This is a better way to achieve Nirvana..wow!
So dear blog readers, In my humble (I can see someone rolling eyes) effort to make my blog the Wall-mart and e-bay of problems..errr..I mean..thingies.. you can send me your 'awesome problems/suggestions/questions' which is to be published on this blog, in this email adress:
. I would try my level best to help you run into the nearby wall.
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Sorcerer: Underplay..like play down there?
санжог/: rrrrrrrrrrright!!
Sorcerer: its called oral sex sanju not underplay.
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Sorcerer: Moving out for lunch. Ciao!!
j****: Rub tummy for luck!!
Sorcerer: Would you let me do that?
J****: Just..Just.log off!!
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Sa****: Oye!! when he talks like that na..I get itching..thingy..AARRRGGHH!!
Sa****: And yeah Sorcy..Geniass!!! Don't tell me to change underwear.it's an old lame joke.
Sorcerer:How about you using itch guard?
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D:Awwwwwww but true, there are plenty of other err, mermaids in the ocean.
Sorcerer: Do they smell like people?
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n00bChick: I have a pet cat.Do you have pet?
Sorcerer: I have a hairy leg.I pet it, when I feel like petting a pet and I say Meow..or Bow bow..depending on my mindset, while I am at it.
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I was planning to make my blog more interactive and this guy 'Saurabh', suggested this great idea of "people can post their awesome problems in the comments and you may reply to them in any awesome way you want!"
And I was thinking!! This is a better way to achieve Nirvana..wow!
So dear blog readers, In my humble (I can see someone rolling eyes) effort to make my blog the Wall-mart and e-bay of problems..errr..I mean..thingies.. you can send me your 'awesome problems/suggestions/questions' which is to be published on this blog, in this email adress:
. I would try my level best to help you run into the nearby wall.__________________________+
36 comments:
lol Kollaaam :D .....looking forward to read the replies of those 'awesome' problems , 'suggestions' etc :)
May god bless all the advice seekers!! :)
@anishthomas
athey!! annan kunjinum thannal ayathu nnallo. appo oru kai nokkam ennu nireechu.
thanks for the comment
@sindhubhairavi
hmm..sharikkum !
thanks for the comment!
I wud've loved to see the noob who u pawned with the petting remark!!
@saadi
n00b chicks..its always open season!!
all you need is a shotgun with tranquilizers .. and a team to hunt in packs.
i have great hope in poornima..just.. just dont muffle her when she comes up with brilliant conv. im sure it was sheer injustice in the case of soosie... she wud hav definitely given the tac for your tick which you gloriously disposed..didn u sorrrrceyyyy ???
@Me
well!! nope! I would say its first time poornima scoring over me..
Soosie!! well!! she did that.. evasive maneuver but was not efficient.
Ya know..these scoring..is like One in a Billion Billion Brazillion chance they get to score over me..So Iam just posting it here to encourage them
har har har*snort *snort!
@doc
thank you for the visit and the comment :)
You and ur oneliners..when are you getting them patented??!!;)
hahahahaha! LOL
loved it :D
@januty anima
Can I PATENT one Liners?
Hmm..My official LAWYER that would be "D".. said I cannot patent them.
aha!! Wait..lemme renegotiate with my official lawyer..with threats!!
may be I should sell them to Tshirt companies.
Muaahaha!! I would be reeeeeeeeccch..Soooo reccch that I can buy oil wells and lots of camels..
wowww!!
thank you Jaunty for this great idea!!
@chocolate lover!
:) thanks for dropping by and the comment
hahahab that was ROFL...
you really do have some interesting convos :P
I dono who was supposed to roll eyes but I def. did !
Rotfl @ last line.
N oh, I'm Poornimaz fan!
Underplay!!! OLral Sex, can you guys be a lil more polished and use the word 'foreplay' instead...!!! :P
And, well, you did give solution to my problem..!! Toss the coin.
sorcy good news for u.. poori is coming up with her bling bling blogspot soon only prob she needs a much polished name for it.. and as for the cockroach thing.. gee jus wait .. u r in for a BIG surprise.. :P mwahahaa
good work sorc..:D
great work Sorc, so from now we will be waiting fora problem to arise , just to get a Lot-Pot solutions/////great move.. do u need any good wishes.....naahhhhh....u dont need it....
" don't like talents getting wasted in engineering colleges "
Loll!!, I was about to enter one.. God saved me.. haaha!
that was a really funny post :)
funny oneliners....n lively as well..
keep going...
HAHAHA...
I love your conversations.
How do u bring that humor?
LOLZ
*still laughing*
Cheers
Nuts
P.s. Don't make it a playground of worries dude...
caxhor one was the best
awesome man....how do you manage do it again and again...loved the noob chick and caxhor ones..
How do u come up with these things on a daily basis? :))
The mummy stuff is hilarious
Loved them all. :)
" I have a hairy leg.I pet it, when I feel like petting a pet" ...eew eew, we engineers are so gross..no wonder we never get a girl :(
I am just sitting here imagining you petting your hairy legs...Now thats a sentance I never thought I'd hear myself say...
Hmm
always always love readig ur blog !!! :D
@quirky
you..it was supposed to be you.
@sakshi
guys!? polished?
errr...
*looks in the dictionary..
oops!! didnt find the word polished
@susie
Yeah!! I already suggested the name for her blog..'BLING BLING RESUME'
cockroach!! haha.. breeng em on!
@rohini.
yeah!! my stars are having a good time saving my rear!! need wishes..lots of it*for the stars
@shimmer
yeah!! engg college makes us lazy. no?
@geeta
thank you for the comment
@nipun
nope.I wont make it a play ground of worries..Muaahahaa!! this is gonna be the minefield of worries.. then we will point and laugh at em..what say?
@uncommonsense
yeah! thats sanjog! my fellow inmate and my intellectual guru!
@oxymoron
drink mineral water everyday..atleast a bottle. this wiill supply your body with most wanted minerals to stay weird.
@dilontherocks
I don't do much..my friend.no? they wont let me keep quiet.
I always wanted to do something productive like..saving the world
@bondgal_rulz
thank you for the comment
@pratik gupta
but on the brighter side..think about the possibilities.. we can pet our leg.
we dont need to feed it.
it wont bite
it wont poop on the floor..
we .pppl rock!!
@queenmatrai
hmm.. wonderful .no?
imagining me petting my hairy leg.
@pratsie
hey!! long time..no see?
where you been.
thanks for dropping by and leaving the comment
@rajlakshmi
thank you for the comment
hehehe.. good convos.. I expect to have a good laugh every time I come to your blog and you almost never disappoint me.. good!
looking forward to the remedies coming up for the problems to be sent on mail :)
@meenakshi
yeah! I think theres no problem with the world. nobody emailed me.so far
nyway!!!
I am keeping my inbox open.
thanks for the comment
The pharoah below the neck was missing, so they cut a lion's head and fitted it.
@ The Holy Lama
hmm...thats an awesome theory!
*Claps Claps
oh sorcy...... I love your blog. It just brings a smile on my face... :)
@chanz
thank you :)
@ everyone who thought i was talking dirty
Hey i really meant underplay, we were talking something serious, and talking to saucer always ends up with something to do with, bra, panties, pussy, sex, oral sex, porn, i want a girlfriend right now, and so on and so forth.
@saucer
I liked the saree one!! and your pet leg!! Saucer your mind works in a mysterious way (mostly towards sex) but you are awesome man!!
@sanjog
yeah yeah !! and who talks about girl in TUTU?
thank you buddy for the inspirational comments
#$&(#&$nk
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