.::CONVERSATIONS ::.

It's natural for people to "ask" technical questions over the internet and I love to clear technical queries n00b:Do you know the command to hide folders?

Sorcerer:Hmmm? Why you wanna hide em?

n00b: It's confidential information.

Sorcerer:porn?

n00b:Nope.

Sorcerer: According to me, porn is the only thing that needs to be hidden.

n00b:It's porn.lol.Tell me the command to hide the folder, so that noone can see it.

Sorcerer:Deltree /y Drive name. This will hide all the folders in that drive.

n00b:Cool,Thank you

Sorcerer:You are welcome.

n00b:DELtree. Is DEL for Delete?

Sorcerer:in MS DOS..MS stands for Microsoft. DELTREE.Del stands for DELL.Its' a command from Dell Computers. Don't you know history of computers?

n00b:Thank you so much. So kind of you to help me out.

Sorcerer:It's alright. This is how you learn stuffs.

[Muahahahahahah!!! ]

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Genius: Since, I have the remote control, That makes me the most important person in this room.

Sorcerer: Please interpret the said statement as "Since he has the remote control, That makes him the assh*!3 in this room."

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Wiseguy: Did you hear that, Anish slipped in the bathroom,broke his right hand.

Genius:Ouch!! That's a terrible love story.

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Wiseguy: We need to go and see him right?...

Sorcerer:Give him a magazine with hot chicks in it with GET WELL SOON written on the cover; We will all sign on the cover.

Wiseguy:That's some encouragement.

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S*****: but he is ol?i cant c him

me: he was for a sex

S*****: err?

me: sec
sorry
sorry
SEC
SEC
Typo Error!!

S*****: yeah yeah sorcy

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There are some words, which I never know/knew the meaning of and learned the meaning the hard way.
This happened a few years back, when I HAD a girl friend .[ Yeah A real girl, not with .jpg or @yahoo.com extension. ]

Exgirlfriend:You are soo Sarcastic

Me:What?

[Yes! I think I had heard /seen that word before, but never knew that the same word will come into my life haunting me. I can't ask her for the meaning of it, since she considers me human version of GOOGLE. [Buahahahahah].


ExGirlFriend:Sarcastic! You ARE SARCASTIC.

Me:Hahahahahaha
[I laughed cuz, I didn't know the meaning of the word "SARCASTIC" and was buying time to 'analyze' in best possible way the meaning of it. I thought sarcastic was a simile or metaphor for chemical or some shit like plastic.It also rhymes with fantastic.?]

ExGirlFriend: I told you, you are Sarcastic.

Me:Well !! Will call you back in a while.
*gulp
So Sarcastic means..a guy who laughs?

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I wanted to find out the meaning of "Sarcastic." I should have used Google, but I was outside in the REAL WORLD, without having access to the internet. I saw the guy from the 'Documentation' Department.

Me:Hi
[This guy, wears spectacles and I have seen him solving puzzles in news papers.]

Him:Hello

Me: Err..Can I ask you something.

Him: okay.

Me: I want to know the meaning of "Sarcastic."

Him: Sarcastic..hmm..Which technical manual did you find that word?

Me:Errr.. I...I...The word just popped up.

Him:Sarcastic...hmm....Can you use it in sentence.

Me:"You are sarcastic."

Him:What?

Me:Yeah!! Its like that..We say "You are sarcastic."

Him:I think its an adjective.

Well!! I didn't get the meaning of the word 'Sarcastic' from him. But..I understood what an Adjective is.
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She also taught me the word "Cynical" and I heard it as Clinical. I was about to ask her "Do I smell Like Dettol?" But then I thought, what if its a "new word" and kept my mouth shut. [ I can imagine my readers sighing]
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OnlineFriend:Brb

Sorcerer:Okay!
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OnlineFriend:I am back.New Record!

Sorcerer:What?

OnlineFriend:Yeah!! I want to pee and come back before my computer goes into screen saver mode.Guess what..Its a new record.

Sorcerer:Congrats for the pee record.

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Location:FORUM Shopping Mall; Bangalore

We got a Hostile Chick on our awesome radar.
"Hostile chick " is when we see a HOT chick, with a guy, 90% probability of being her boy friend. And this is how we speak when we see a hot chick. It's better than saying "HEY!! DUDEE!!! LOOK AT DAT GIRL."

Wiseguy: Hostile Chick ,3 O clock..Inbound..

Sorcerer: Roger that. I think, it's her boy friend.

Wiseguy:Screw him.

Sorcerer:You screw him, I will screw her!

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Another Literary outbreak from Sorcerer.

Awesome metaphor/similes[ I am still confused between metaphor and similes Don't tell me they are same]

"Her trust on him was like a church with a lightning rod."

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