Thursday, December 31, 2009

.:: FINAL TAG 2009 ::.

Do you know what else comes from China other than plastic toys and mobile phones?
The Answer is TAGS!!!
Yeah! This tag is made China in, This side up. That side down.

This tag is known as "The lucky Chinese tag". Thank you Chocolate Lover for tagging me.
This would be the last tag for this year.

There's a rumor that this tag breengs goood lauck!

8 TV shows I like to watch:

1. BBC Click online.

2. Future Weapons
3. Frontier Alaska Game

4. Storm Chasers

5. Looney Tunes show
6. Video Zonkers
7. Extreme Engineering
8. Survivorman

8 favorite place to eat and drink:
1. Cafe Coffee day
2. Random outlet in Transit Mall.
3. McDonald
4. K.Eff.C
5. On a beach, eat and drink,watching ze chicks playing beach volleyball.
6. Any random Mallu restaurant.
7. Subway
8. Yo China!!

My Motto on food is " Foosa hungry. Foosa eat: Foosa ooh! Foosa aah! "

8 things I look forward to:
1. Bug more and more unsuspecting victims
2. Improve my whistling skills.I'd become a professional whistler. I'm pretty fantastic right now, but I would do it professionally like King Julian.
3. Climb ze walls without the help of vodka and ladder

4. Improve my Russian Skeels and Spaneesh skills, other than just Senorita and Gracias.
5. Swat flies with left hand make a successful kill.
6. Blog almost everyday, well!! try and carry on the momentum

7. learn to go invisible

8. Take over the world and , push my own ideology on them, even if the world didn't want it.

8 Things that happened yesterday:
1. Took some nice snaps of..*ooohh..laa..laaa
2. Went to temple after a looong break.
3. Updated the blog.har har har *snort
4. Gave threats to cousin. Poor kid!! It was soo fun, anyway.
5. Saw awesome fireworks.
6. Killed mosquitoes, that too in the dark.Aweshome!!!

7. Learned that, there are no much 'awesome' books in the Public Library.[ My Home town]

8. Watched T.V till 3 in the morning i.e. Today.

8 Things I love about winter:
1. Fog Lights
2. Gives the impression that everyone is smoking cigarette.
3. Coffee..Hot Coffee.
4. Dew Drops on leaves.
5. Chilled wind.
6. Flu
7. Sneezing
8. Cold...brrr...shower.

8 things on my wishlist:
1. World Peace
2. A red Ferrari, with a house around it, with pool and chicks in bikinis in It.
3. Acres and Acres of land on moon. I will trade oil for moon minerals with the Americans.
4. Oil wells in Brunei.

5. Vodka wells in Kerala.
[ This year, Kerala Govt, made a billion plus in US Dollars on beverages sale]
6. Acres and Acres of potato chips
7. A yatch
8. A telecom company. *sigh

8 things 'am passionate about:

1. Blogging
2. Bugging
3. Music
4. Driving
5. Trekking
6. Games

7. Fish and chicken
8. *yawn

8 words/phrase I often use:
1. Fcuk
2. Aye Aye!!

3. Roger!
4. Buaaha

5. Maha Biatch [ eg: The remote control is behaving like a Maha Biatch.]
6. Shameless
7. Comrade
8. aha!!

8 things I learnt fom the past:

1. Banging ball on the wall will make it dirty
2. Its survival of the dumbest, not the fittest!! Reverse Darwinism in progress.
3. Internet has come of age, over the internet 6 inches is 9 inches.
4. If you don't have a cat, you can pet your hairy leg.
5. "Screaming Orgasm" is name of a cocktail.
6. In Indian erotica(Stories), the neighbor lady is always hot and horny, her husband always old and weak, and is always away on vacation. [Har har har *snort]
7. A sensitive mind won't stand being picked on.[Buaahahaa]
8. When life gives you a lemon, its time to get the vodka out!!

8 places I would love to go/visit/see:
1. Russia

2.Venice 3.Antartica
4.Amazon jungles.[ Humba bumba bumba le]
5.Rio de Genero

6.Gelf [read gulf]
to see camels
7. U.S.A

8. Paris

8 things I currently want/need:

1. Band aid.[ When the caution say: "Sharp Edges"; They mean it]
2. Carbonated drink [ to suffocate rioters in ze stomach; the rebels are winning :( ]
3. A graphics card

4. Enlightenment
5.
A duct tape, to adorn on a certain someone who is singing aloud.
6. Hot cup of coffee.
7. A good sound track of Bent-Match Box 20.
8.
2 more people, not for threesome, for playing Caroms.

8 people I want to tag:
1. Sanjog
2. DD

3. Angel
4. Samm

5. Susie
6. Vampy
7. Far
8. Jaycee
____________________

We had this awesome festival , at a temple near my home. I didn't know that mom was actually standing behind me in the crowd.

Mom:Hmm.. The girl in blue skirt?

Me [Startled]: aha! Actually, I was not looking at "blue skirt".

Mom: I know, you were looking at her "high" heels.

Me: Err..Yeah! [*p
hew]

Mom:Hmm..Haha..Shes not wearing any.
[ Giving me one of "those smiles"]
____________________

Now, I want you to meet , the show stealer, the *Ooh La la..I took the snaps of


:::

He is Mangalamkunnu Ramachandran(The Elephant). He is Cool. no?

__________________________+


39 comments:

Gauri Mathur said...

Hey!
Happy New Year!!
:)

Sorcerer said...

@Gauri Mathur
Happy new year to you too!!

Enjoy!!!

Yemiledu said...

Hey Happy New year!!!
Ramchandran does look cool!

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
thank you :)

Chocolate Lover said...

hahaha! nicely done
Happy new year :))

SindhuBhairavi said...

Thanks for the wishes..

killing mosquitoes cochiyilullavarkku left hand game aanu.. :)new year aayaal avidulla kothukukal vare boooze aaaayirikkum :)

Happy New Year to u too.. !

Vamsi said...

@ sorcy,

happy new year to you too ...

cheers !

Ramit said...

Nice tag bro!

Happy Nu year!

Gymnast said...

Happy new year ! Hope 2010 turns out great!

Nipun said...

Happy New Year Brother!!
Rock the coming year with the posts that u write..
May u get what u want..

Nuts

P.S. Hows tagging done?

surya said...

Have a happy new year!

Jaunty anima said...

Foosa hungry. Foosa eat: Foosa ooh! Foosa aah!
Woooow!!
U've learnt *something* frm ur past..*claps for you*
N noone knows a child better than his mother..lol!!

Sorcerer said...

@chocolate lover
thank you:)

@sindhubhairavi
hm...pavam mosquitoes.. avarude karalu vadoole..
:(
thanks for the comment

@vamsi
thank you..
:)

@ramit
thank you :)

@gymnast
yeah!! thank you for dropping by and the wishes

@nipun
thank you mate:)
tagging..wait..Muaahaha!! I thought I would leave my new blog readers off that awesome punishment..
My head was actually heated up.
its aircooled, no?

@surya
thank you

@jaunty anima
yeah!! my life is an open book without a bookmark.-Sorcerer

yeah, mom is weird ^2..
she rwaks!!
yeah you guessed it right..it(weirdness) runs in the family..actually gallops..

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
yeah..Mangalamkunnu Ramachandran is one youngster..
awesome he is..

charming. no?

Secretia said...

Thanks for blogging, Sorcerer! I've enjoyed you.

Secretia

Nipun said...

Got u dude!!

Rajlakshmi said...

wheww quite a long tag :D
lolzzz @ heels one :P
wish you a wonderful year ahead :)

Four Dinners said...

That's not a tag it's a book!!!...;-)

Happy New Year mate. Let's see if we can get through 2010 in one piece eh?

8 bottles of vodka sounds good t'me...;-)

Meenakshi said...

hehehe.. Happy New Year.. Hope 2010 gets you around chicks who don't believe in chop chop neither hav boyfriends. On a more positive note, Best wishes for a happy and free 2010.
Gaja Kesari adipoli!

Mom's r just awesome.

Saadi said...

Hahaha...that's an awesome tag, man!! I'll be looking forward to read the response of the ppl u tagged!

:D

N yea...ur mom's awesome on humor!

bondgal_rulz said...

Maha biatch!!! I like!! :D

And ohh!! So is "Sex on the Beach" and another one I can't recall right now which has the word "Kiss" in it. I once ordered the former just for kicks.

Me: "I'd like to have Sex on the Beach"

Waiter: "Sure Ma'am. Anything else?"

:D :D :D

Great tag!! hope it does bring you luck. But then again, it's Chinese. ;)

Happy New Year!

Cheers

Megha said...

Your mommy is smarty...
The showstealer's name, I had to read 4 times to get it right...

Neel said...

awesome!!

Uncommon Sense said...

mallu's and elephants un separatable

so u r in kerala rite now,, hmm have a nice time

P. Venugopal said...

heady sizzling mix! new year hangover gone!

KrystalKitty. said...

How to figure out if you are invisable?Ask trusted friends if you blend in or stand out in a crowd of people.If you do blend in,God made you that way for your mission in life.The most exciting mission to me is collecting intellegence data and going on top secret missions a la James Bond etc for God is the most thrilling job anyone can have and if you look like the average American blend in the background,you are a wallflower and nobody notices you,you are a dead ringer for a spy par excellence and folks can sleep with ease at night because you have saved the day.

If you are on the other hand highly attractive spying or being moles is "Mission Impossible",then stage is where you belong,people will come from afar to see you and enjoy your performance and beauty.Which catergory do you fall under ,do you know.I suspect you are the most attractive person AVAILABLE out there and you're ripe for picking.I saw green Icelandinc crowberries at grandfather's Blackvalley farm yesterday in a vision,and you ain't it,you are totally black.Taste and see the Lord is good.

санжог said...

Liar, I know u'd never be looking at a girl in publik with mom around you.

I'd love Rama as pet, they are cool friends. The only thing is they'd need 3 tons of banana's and 10 tons of water every day. It's like feeding a whole village full of people.

Happy new year Idiot/moron

Renu said...

happy New year !!

Now I know a few things about you..you love palying carom and CCD is my fav. too, but your mom is really a cool person:)

dilontherocks said...

No..Not Mangalamkunnu Ramachandran..But mom is cool..Good one on you..
HNY..

Sorcerer said...

@secretia
thank you :)

@Rajlakshmi
:) wishing you the same and thanks for the comment.

@fourdinners
yeah!! lets all have a rwaking new year!!
vodka...always ze good.

@meenakshi
yeah!! :) thanks for the comment.
adey!! anakutty rwaked.

@saadi
thanks for the comment dude :)

@bondgal_rulz
thanks for the comment
thers a lot of drinks with awesome names, sex on beach, leg spread,screaming orgasm.

geee... i dink I can write an erotica with just the names.

@megha
yeah.. Mangalamkunnu Ramachandran.
simple name, with just 2 parts.
muaahahahah!

@neel
thank you comrade

@uncommonsense
yeah!! we love ze elephants.
yeah for ze new year :)
thank you mate for ze comment

@p Venugopal
thank you for the comment

@krystalkitty
that comment was awesome..
wow!!
thank you

@sanjog
c'mon, err..we are not so politically correct family..a Hot chick is a hot chick is a hot chick.

when you are coming to kerala, you can stay at my place.. you will see... we will rwak dis place dood.

@Renu
:) Happy new year to you too..
thank you for the comment.
yeah Caroms are cool. no?

@dilontherocks
thank you for the comment.

Quirky said...

Lol..I dono about the elephant being cool but ur mom def is!

N happy new yr! Have a great yr ahead :)

Sorcerer said...

@quirky
Thank you for the comment . :)
elephant is cool too. no?
You have a rwaking year!

@latika
happy new year to you too :)

Renu said...

my Husband and son both are very good at carom , I am only a spectator.They clean the board very fast.

D said...

Mahaaa Biatch is MY word... when have u ever said maha???


wait, me tagged too na? hmmmm


oooo happy nu yr dude! :)

Sorcerer said...

@D
NOPE..MAHA is a Mallu word. I stand my ground on that.
thats why I was like..how ya know MAHA..when you said it the other day..


YOu have a way to create new words and hypnotically enforce it on people.
Well!! I am going to patent it..


now if you want your word back...
that would be...
hmm...lets discuss a deal


@renu
thank you for the comment

garima82 said...

LOLz...you know how to make a boring tag interrresting :P

I wish someone would have captured your reaction after your mom's realization :P

I <3 these ooh la laas :) they are way too cutte

Sorcerer said...

@garima82
:)
thank you for the comment!

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