Friday, December 11, 2009

< CONVERSATION >

At a moderators conference over the internet, we were discussing about upgrading some regular members as moderators.
.. ..
n00b: Make Me

Sorcerer: We don't want to repeat the mistake, your parents made.
____________________

lavanya: l said too much light. l no want light.

Sorcerer: go to the other side of the moon. We can kick you to the moon..ya know.


lavanya: l don't wanna be mooned

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Genius [messing with linux]:errr... I have a little problem.

Sorcerer: Little problems are cured by Viagra.

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lavanya: oh...then what do l do with my dog?
*blink
*walks out

Sorcerer: hmmm,throw a ball to it.

lavanya: it fetches the ball and does not return it

Sorcerer: reprogram dog....
return(0);
it will do
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Geek Lingo

1) Local Host...Sweet Local Host..
Home Sweet home

2) Does hung like a process make it macho?
Hung like a horse

3)The lack of oxygen made her skin look like Blue Screen of Death.

4) He was hungry, though he had too many cookies in his directory.

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19 comments:

Quirky said...

You are mean I say ;)

Megha said...

lol...i like your blog :D

Sorcerer said...

@quirky
Mean!!!
n00bs... they ask for that
n00bs ... deserve that

@megha.
:D well..I liked your blog too.

Readers Dais said...

Hey u rock yaar!

Saurabh Panshikar said...

n00b took one right in his face!

I wonder how can an extremist guy like you be on some moderator conference?

Cookies one is my favorite!

Ramit said...

Dude, Lavanya does not wanna be mooned! And little problems are cured with Viagra! ROFL!

DiDo said...

loll...Very interesting :p

Yemiledu said...
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Yemiledu said...

:~)
Is 100 posts in the year 2009,your aim?
Good Going!
And thanks for the comments on my blog...I still don't understand how you find so much of time! :~P
Cheers!

Happy Conversations!

Bedazzled said...

what moderator's conference ?? lol! .. too many cookies in the directory !!1 ha ha ha!

My Foot? said...

Laughed my guts out at "Geek Lingo" and the "reprogram dog" conversation.

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
yeah... you read my mind..
I am planning to complete my 100th posts this year.

@yemiledu
ya know..these ..online forums confy.

@myfoot
:)
yeah..!
thanks for the comment

санжог said...

Thats my question too, How do u have so much time at your hands?

Nice going, and stop bothering linux, the poor thing is no longer geeky.

Sorcerer said...

@sanjog

unix is my love..you must have read my blog on unix.
and abiut the time..its efficient time management.. Write when you are able..complete it...formatit..post it..
hmm.... blogging=breathing

*slips back into trance

Nipun said...

Viagra one was d best..
Kudos mate..

Nuts

Sorcerer said...

@nipun
thank you for the comment

Pratik Gupta said...

i just tipped off from my chair laughing my ass out :)

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