< CONVERSATION >

At a moderators conference over the internet, we were discussing about upgrading some regular members as moderators.
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n00b: Make Me

Sorcerer: We don't want to repeat the mistake, your parents made.
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lavanya: l said too much light. l no want light.

Sorcerer: go to the other side of the moon. We can kick you to the moon..ya know.

lavanya: l don't wanna be mooned
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Genius [messing with linux]:errr... I have a little problem.

Sorcerer: Little problems are cured by Viagra.
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lavanya: oh...then what do l do with my dog?

*blink

*walks out

Sorcerer: hmmm,throw a ball to it.

lavanya: it fetches the ball and does not return it

Sorcerer: reprogram dog.... return(0);

it will do

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Geek Lingo

1) Local Host...Sweet Local Host..
Home Sweet home

2) Does hung like a process make it macho?
Hung like a horse

3)The lack of oxygen made her skin look like Blue Screen of Death.

4) He was hungry, though he had too many cookies in his directory.

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