< LIFE DECRYPTED >

Life would be much easier if we take time to retrospect and introspect (My New hobby) and then publish it for the whole world to learn from it.
These are some things I learned.

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1)Don't ask a girl for her height and then talk about bonsai trees. They just log off.

2)Bachelor life may be a mess, but we still find matching pair of socks from the pile of cloths.
(It kinda rhymed, did you notice that?)

3)It's not advisable to give your new girl friend a 'Cook book' as a present.

"I would rather cook myself than die with bitterness in my mouth."- Mr.Poet

Hence Proved

4)In case you run out of toothpaste, Use shampoo, mouth will taste funny till you have your first cup of coffee.

5)Shampoo and dish washing liquid are the same, speaking at molecular levels, its all detergent.

6)According to statistics, 1 out of 3 people will die of smoking, the other 2 will just be immortal.

7)At times life is like that robot, that reads parameters from its environment, discard it and then runs onto the wall.

8)When words echo inside your head, you know its empty.

9)Google before asking stupid questions.

10)Some times, the voices inside your head talk so loud that you end up having a headache.

11)In life Fat chance and Slim Chance mean the same thing.

12) "Is wannabe a Halloween costume?"- Dew Drops

13)Don't think about life when having noodles, your thoughts get entangled with it.

14) Never call a woman fat,unless u want to commit suicide.

15)Look at her face when you are talking to a girl, no matter how big her heart is.

16) "You cant patent a,e,i,o,u SORCY!!!"- DD"

17)"Last man standing" is the game impotent people play.

18)There is life outside IRC(Internet Relay Chat), but cars too.

19)When fighting, never raise your hands, it leaves your midsection unprotected.

20)Don't say "Right back at ya SISTA!!! when someone says I love you"- Juggie

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