Monday, December 7, 2009


At one time(not in band camp), I thought I was in the danger of becoming a good man.
phew it passed.

Here are some, off the tangent conversations, I had


Wiseone: Where did you keep the diks.

Sent at 3:32 PM on Monday

Sorcerer: Last time I checked, mine is still with me. Yours, ask your girlfriend, she would know.

Wiseone: hahaha SORCY!! VERY FUNNY!! in case you are making fun of the typo. DISKS not DIKS.

Sorcerer:Ask her for info on "Both"!!


Genius: My GF is having "issues" with me again.

Wise one: This week too?

Sorcerer: Did you "subscribe" for them.

*I loved the look on the face of Genius. Enlightenment+kinda dumb look.


Guy1:especially the fucking internet ex 8.0 pain in the derriere

Edd: derriere?

Guy1:derriere is bums.

Edd: ass?

Guy1: yeah

Edd: wow!! i should Google "derriere".This keyword will give me different pics when I Google Image.

It's a known fact that (in some cases) some people don't really care for technical words when they talk. This incident happened when I was in Kerala last month.

A guy, not that old, but old walks into my friend's computer accessories shop.

A bit Old Guy: Do you have a mouse with no balls?

My friend who runs the shop Gives him the optical mouse.



Readers Dais said...

Hey! Nice ones dude,brought a smile thanks, cool :)

Chanz said...

Hahaha.... Thats was good... I trust me, I actually googled images to see what derriere meant... I wish I knew that before... :P

Saurabh Panshikar said...

I loved the "Issues" walla!

Smack on the Face of the boyfriend!

Karthik said...

Damn! I spilled my coffee when reading this post.
Diks, disks, issues, and mouse without balls!! ha ha.. :P
Dicking great post! :D

lakshmi said...

Conversations - the first one is really good....

and thanks for visiting my blog and posting the appreciative comment on Ajit's poem.

Have a wonderful day ahead

Sorcerer said...

@readers Dias
Thank you for you comment :)

see.. internet we learn new things

I loved the comment you posted for this post..thank you comrade

:) thank you for the comment

Thank you !!that poem was nice :)
thanks for dropping by

Pratik Gupta said...

hahahaha...issues and subscribe thing was way too good!!

Sorcerer said...

thanks for the comment buddy!

Megha said...

LOL!! mouse with no balls ? :D