Overheard:
"Don't bang your ball on the wall. You are dirtying it."
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Ro** : I feel so heavy in my heart
Ron**: I recommend Helium
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Wiseone(on phone):Yes...No......errrr..No...Yes....
Sorcerer(To himself): When you have a girl friend, you learn to talk in Boolean.
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Ed: Wiseone!!! Why are your eyes red and swollen?
Sorcy: He got sperm in his eyes.
[ High decibel Ed Native laugh]
Wiseone: Idiot!! Its pollen. I am allergic to pollen grains...what you call em..Pollen grains..right?
Sorcy:Its flower sperm in layman's term.
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Wiseguy:next time don't ask me how to do it.Just figure it out yourself.
Genius:How do I do that?
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"If everyone lookin for God, won't he feel like we are stalking him?" - Sorcerer wondering on God.
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"Don't bang your ball on the wall. You are dirtying it."
____________________
Ro** : I feel so heavy in my heart
Ron**: I recommend Helium
____________________
Wiseone(on phone):Yes...No......errrr..No...Yes....
Sorcerer(To himself): When you have a girl friend, you learn to talk in Boolean.
____________________
Ed: Wiseone!!! Why are your eyes red and swollen?
Sorcy: He got sperm in his eyes.
[ High decibel Ed Native laugh]
Wiseone: Idiot!! Its pollen. I am allergic to pollen grains...what you call em..Pollen grains..right?
Sorcy:Its flower sperm in layman's term.
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Wiseguy:next time don't ask me how to do it.Just figure it out yourself.
Genius:How do I do that?
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"If everyone lookin for God, won't he feel like we are stalking him?" - Sorcerer wondering on God.
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12 comments:
don't bang the ball, coz you can't with the wall.
you are on Vodka today.
Brilliant one liners!
Heavy in heart? Iron rich food did it for him!
And Google says : "undiat"
as in Diet v/s Undiet!
[:D] [:d]
flower sperm????
lol.. :D
Wonderful one liners!
smart lines
Ahahaha Flower sperm :P
lolz you should be a biology teacher!!!You have agood way of explaining nature!!!
now that the formality of the first comment is done with (phew!)... all i can say is
LOLOLOLOLOL !!... i mean, really... who would think of pollen grains as flower sperms :|
and stalking GOD !!... Man, you have a really different mind in there!!
Keep it up yaa... Enjoy Maadi :)
btw btw btw... sharing this on Facebook!
don't come to kill me, if some random people start visiting this blog! :P
@odewriter
thank you :)
nope..Iam quiet harmless
i even cut my nails
it's the gun and the hacking process am worried about :|
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