Wednesday, December 16, 2009

< YODA - REQUOTED >

Yoda quotes, Remixed I R. or I R re-quoted the Yoda Quotes.

1)
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.- Yoda
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK leads to getting banned."- Sorcerer

2)
May the Force be with you always- Yoda
May the Force be with you backwards- Sorcerer

3)
Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are.-Yoda
Grave danger you are in. Impotent you are.-Sorcerer

4)
Save them , we must. They are our last hope.-Yoda
Save them , we must. They are our last Servers.-Sorcerer

5)
Younglings, younglings gather 'round.-Yoda
Hot Chicks, Hot Chicks gather 'round-Sorcerer

6)
How you get so big, eating food of this kind?-Yoda
How you get so big, plastic surgery of this kind?-Sorcerer

7)
Vader... Is the dark side stronger?-Luke
Lager...Is the dark one stronger?- Sorcerer

8)
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Yoda
Lost a nut, Master.Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Sorcerer

9)
Much to learn, you still have.-Yoda
Much to porn, you still have.-Sorcerer

10)
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.-Yoda
Train yourself to let go of when you need to lose.-Sorcerer

11)
Feel like what-Yoda
Feel like what..ever..-Sorcerer

12)
Awww, cannot get your ship out...eh-heheheh!-Yoda to Luke
Awww, cannot get your shit out...eh-heheheh!-Sorcerer to constipated

13)
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Yoda
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Pinky Finger, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Sorcerer

14)
When all choices seem wrong, choose restraint-Yoda
When all choices seem wrong, choose Romanov-Sorcerer

15)
A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.-Yoda
A trial of being perv is this: remembering which thing one has gone into which young ones-Sorcerer

16)
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back-Yoda
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks black-Sorcerer

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25 comments:

Vamsi said...

@ socerer,

good wisdom and philosophical entry.

quote <>unquote ... i agree.

enjoyed you r blogpost.

cheers !

Vamsi said...

oops ! ... i a bit weak in the HTML codes ...

i meant ...

"When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks black-Sorcerer" quote/unquote part in the above comment.

cheers !

Sorcerer said...

@vamsi
thank you comrade :)

Uncommon Sense said...

dark side looks black, cool

Sorcerer said...

@uncommonsense
yeah..it makes more sense..
i dink I made more shense dan de yoda..yada!!

Saurabh Panshikar said...

You make Yoda sound like Yeda!

One of the finest pieces I've ever seen!

Sometimes I feel glad that I follow this blog! and it not just because of ROMANOV!

Sorcerer said...

@sau
clear as vodka..
:)

Nipun said...

All hail Mr. Sorcerer...
Publish a book with ur quotes.
It wud be one of the bestsellers for sure..
Cheers mate..

Nuts

Sorcerer said...

@nipun
publissssshhhhhhhh?
*faints

Yemiledu said...

Read all,understood most of them,
had a luag at those i understood,stared at those i din't.

:~D

Yemiledu said...

laugh* not luag ..

Tara said...

Good Work !!

oRange* said...

good ones!
smart.

Iceman said...

Smirnoff is a better choice :P

Good post!

Antarman said...

who is Yoda?

Megha said...

I know I'll sound like asking who's sita after Ramayan. But who's Yoda...

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
thank you for the comment

@tara
:)

@oRange
Thank you for the comment

@iceman
hmm..okies

@antarman,megha
you don't know yoda
*slaps on forehead

its that short guy in Star Wars movies.

Megha said...

Oops!!
*rubbing my head

D said...

feel like what..everr???? hmmmmmm Duuuuuuuuude!!!


Funny Quotes u have made. Some of ur best they are. Publish u must, with Nipundude I agree.

Sorcerer said...

@megha
:)

@DD
talking you are like yoda. you be yodee

Pratik Gupta said...

one of the best spoof i ever came across :)

Sorcerer said...

@pratik
thank you mate :)

SindhuBhairavi said...

:) 5, 9, 12.. :) hmmmm :)

Antarman said...

This ignorance tells my age:)

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