Yoda quotes, Remixed I R. or I R re-quoted the Yoda Quotes.
1)
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.- Yoda
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK leads to getting banned."- Sorcerer
1)
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.- Yoda
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK leads to getting banned."- Sorcerer
2)
May the Force be with you always- Yoda
May the Force be with you backwards- Sorcerer
3)
Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are.-Yoda
Grave danger you are in. Impotent you are.-Sorcerer
4)
Save them , we must. They are our last hope.-Yoda
Save them , we must. They are our last Servers.-Sorcerer
5)
Younglings, younglings gather 'round.-Yoda
Hot Chicks, Hot Chicks gather 'round-Sorcerer
6)
How you get so big, eating food of this kind?-Yoda
How you get so big, plastic surgery of this kind?-Sorcerer
7)
Vader... Is the dark side stronger?-Luke
Lager...Is the dark one stronger?- Sorcerer
8)
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Yoda
Lost a nut, Master.Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Sorcerer
9)
Much to learn, you still have.-Yoda
Much to porn, you still have.-Sorcerer
10)
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.-Yoda
Train yourself to let go of when you need to lose.-Sorcerer
11)
Feel like what-Yoda
Feel like what..ever..-Sorcerer
12)
Awww, cannot get your ship out...eh-heheheh!-Yoda to Luke
Awww, cannot get your shit out...eh-heheheh!-Sorcerer to constipated
13)
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Yoda
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Pinky Finger, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Sorcerer
14)
When all choices seem wrong, choose restraint-Yoda
When all choices seem wrong, choose Romanov-Sorcerer
15)
A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.-Yoda
A trial of being perv is this: remembering which thing one has gone into which young ones-Sorcerer
16)
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back-Yoda
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks black-Sorcerer
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That's all the blog post for today!!
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May the Force be with you always- Yoda
May the Force be with you backwards- Sorcerer
3)
Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are.-Yoda
Grave danger you are in. Impotent you are.-Sorcerer
4)
Save them , we must. They are our last hope.-Yoda
Save them , we must. They are our last Servers.-Sorcerer
5)
Younglings, younglings gather 'round.-Yoda
Hot Chicks, Hot Chicks gather 'round-Sorcerer
6)
How you get so big, eating food of this kind?-Yoda
How you get so big, plastic surgery of this kind?-Sorcerer
7)
Vader... Is the dark side stronger?-Luke
Lager...Is the dark one stronger?- Sorcerer
8)
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Yoda
Lost a nut, Master.Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing... how embarrassing.-Sorcerer
9)
Much to learn, you still have.-Yoda
Much to porn, you still have.-Sorcerer
10)
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.-Yoda
Train yourself to let go of when you need to lose.-Sorcerer
11)
Feel like what-Yoda
Feel like what..ever..-Sorcerer
12)
Awww, cannot get your ship out...eh-heheheh!-Yoda to Luke
Awww, cannot get your shit out...eh-heheheh!-Sorcerer to constipated
13)
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Yoda
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Pinky Finger, or suffer your father's fate, you will.-Sorcerer
14)
When all choices seem wrong, choose restraint-Yoda
When all choices seem wrong, choose Romanov-Sorcerer
15)
A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears.-Yoda
A trial of being perv is this: remembering which thing one has gone into which young ones-Sorcerer
16)
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back-Yoda
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks black-Sorcerer
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That's all the blog post for today!!
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25 comments:
@ socerer,
good wisdom and philosophical entry.
quote <>unquote ... i agree.
enjoyed you r blogpost.
cheers !
oops ! ... i a bit weak in the HTML codes ...
i meant ...
"When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks black-Sorcerer" quote/unquote part in the above comment.
cheers !
@vamsi
thank you comrade :)
dark side looks black, cool
@uncommonsense
yeah..it makes more sense..
i dink I made more shense dan de yoda..yada!!
You make Yoda sound like Yeda!
One of the finest pieces I've ever seen!
Sometimes I feel glad that I follow this blog! and it not just because of ROMANOV!
@sau
clear as vodka..
:)
All hail Mr. Sorcerer...
Publish a book with ur quotes.
It wud be one of the bestsellers for sure..
Cheers mate..
Nuts
@nipun
publissssshhhhhhhh?
*faints
Read all,understood most of them,
had a luag at those i understood,stared at those i din't.
:~D
laugh* not luag ..
Good Work !!
good ones!
smart.
Smirnoff is a better choice :P
Good post!
who is Yoda?
I know I'll sound like asking who's sita after Ramayan. But who's Yoda...
@yemiledu
thank you for the comment
@tara
:)
@oRange
Thank you for the comment
@iceman
hmm..okies
@antarman,megha
you don't know yoda
*slaps on forehead
its that short guy in Star Wars movies.
Oops!!
*rubbing my head
feel like what..everr???? hmmmmmm Duuuuuuuuude!!!
Funny Quotes u have made. Some of ur best they are. Publish u must, with Nipundude I agree.
@megha
:)
@DD
talking you are like yoda. you be yodee
one of the best spoof i ever came across :)
@pratik
thank you mate :)
:) 5, 9, 12.. :) hmmmm :)
This ignorance tells my age:)
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