Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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This is a modern day fable. I grew up reading Aesop's Fables and stuff, before I graduated into more complex books like Archie's comics, Calvin and Hobbes and Garfield.These stories gave me an insight into the understanding of how the complex human mind works.
They helped people like us, to come up with fables when we bunk classes and exams.

Through my, many short stories.(many of which are yet to come) I would, share with you many of the profound realities of the modern world, in simple, readable stories under the common title
"Sorcy's Fables- Simplified for dummies"

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She was sitting on the bed, facing the window, watching the kids play in the park.
The door to her bedroom was open.She was lost in her thoughts.
She remembered those days, when she was a kid and used to run around kicking balls.
She looked at her well manicured fingers and painted nails. Those days will never come. She is grown up now.
She sighed

He tiptoed up the stairs, to her room. He saw her sitting, facing away from him.
He slowly, carefully took his steps inside the room. He tiptoed.He was near her now.
He reached for that....

He grabbed the packet of Lays potatoe chips and ran downstairs.Closed the door behind him.
He had accomplished the mission...

On his way down he thought the famous theory about females.."As long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless."

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Well!! I would bring more naked truths about life, in my upcoming blog posts.
Don't thank me, it's just a social service. Yeah, for those who still want to thank me.
You are welcome :)
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"Saving the world from self destruction is soo much tough without Hollywood backing me up"- Sorcerer on Saving the world
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18 comments:

Sammok said...

ha ha..

btw, chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip.

oh, you already heard that?
well, ha ha :D

SOrcerer said...

@sam
errr!! okay.
Rahul Dravid likes cricket..
I think I can join the conversation now.

Ramit said...

That's so true. Many a task has been accomplished while the nail polish isn't dry yet! ;)

Yemiledu said...

Thanks for the social service!
And your stories sure are gonna get famous :P

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Maybe a quick dry Nail Color will take you on as brand ambassador!

Speaking of Chuck Norris (Rajnikant ka duplicate)
I heard he can count to infinity...... twice!

Megha said...

"As long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless."....good one ;)

and ya, thanks for the social service... :) nobody is doing it nowadays.

Zeba said...

haha. true. sadly

Nipun said...

U got the real insight dude.
Will try d pranks at the time which u hv suggested..
Cheers..

Nuts

Chanz said...

whoa... i am gonna kill you... but first let my toe nails get dry...

Ashley said...

LOL! I love this excerpt from "Sorcy's Fables"! Please keep em coming. :)

sulagna said...

Sorci..dont you realise how we women use our wet nailpaint to have you fold the blanket,or get a bottle of water :)

but yes nice to see men getting smarter with a packet of chips :) :)

Sorcerer said...

@ramit
yeah! absolutely...right

@yemiledu
yeah.I wish there was a nobel.

@sau
hmm...theres always something 'quick'

@megha
you are welcome...

@zeba
yeah one 'universal truth'

@nipun

grab anything from a distance... She may have Long legs.

@chanz..
yes..thats putting the theory in a sentence..thank you

@Ashley
yeah!! I will, I got to save this world.

@sulagna
yeah!!
*sigh
puppy eyes.. and pinki swear things work
*sigh

Smita said...

ROFL!!!

I would rather fight for the wafers! Nail polish my foot!!! :D

Sorcerer said...

@smita
hmm... theories are subjected to fail at times
that explains

jingle bells!!!! ding dong said...

Lol!!!
you really have got humor innnnnnnn u!

Sorcerer said...

@jinglebells
thank you :)

Pratik Gupta said...

one of the very few known facts about the female homo sapiens : As long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless :)

Sorcerer said...

@pratik
yeah..they are...