Friday, December 18, 2009

< CONVERSATIONS.>

Edd introducing us (Me and wiseguy)to his colleague.

Edd:Meet, wiseguy,errr..the woman magnet of our group..and this is Sorcerer..
Sorcerer:errr..yeah..I am the other end of the magnet.
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Edd: Hey dude, I got chicks messaging me on chat-rooms!!! Wow!!! .
Sorcerer:hmmm.. who knows.. it could be the mating season.
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Edd: What should I tell them to impress them?
Sorcerer: Tell em you are the mail man or milk man, or cable guy, anyone who goes from house to house.
Edd:Wow!!!
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Susie: What does donkey eat other than grass?
Sorcerer: errr..How do I know what you eat, Scoozy?

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Genius: What happened to your hair dude?
Wiseguy: My girlfriend wants to make me civilized.
Genius:So you brushed your teeth too?

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Edd: Dude..ya know those Virgin people made Virgin Galactics. Space flight at a quarter dollars.
Genius: Yeah..that flight looks cool, We can see the stars from so close.
Sorcerer: There was this guy who taught us Hindi in school and he once showed me stars without even a f[beep]ing telescope.
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Dewdrops: You know the concept of decimals?
Sorcerer:After the decimal we pay coins.
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Genius: What all can we sell on ebay?
Wiseguy:Anything.
Genius: In that case, I have a million things to sell.
Wiseguy: Understand that Ebay is not the gene-pool.

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14 comments:

Disguise said...

Your blog is so popular! :O
Haha, loved this post!

Sorcerer said...

@disguise
thank you for visiting my blog and the comment :)

susie said...

uh sorcy.. this is cheating!! u din put up the whole convo..X-(

Bedazzled said...

Whacked out !!!.. other end of the magnet .. haa haa !!

Saurabh Panshikar said...

Other end of the magnet! lol

Poles apart!

D said...

Other end of the magnet huh? hmmmmmmmmm

Sorcerer said...

@susie
well..I really dont want to talk about you having two breakfast to gain height.

@beddazzled
:)

@sau
:)
@D
yeah... soo... ya...soo...ya...sooo

Megha said...

susie's saying it's not the complete conversation

chocolate lover said...

HEHE..
NICE ONE :D

Sorcerer said...

@megha
hmm..complete conversation...errr...
its about sacrifice..to the GODs..
and you could have guessed who the God is

@chocolate lover

:)
spasibo

Yemiledu said...

Good ones..
eating two breakfasts for height!! :~D

Saadi said...

Roflmao....i'm pretty damn sure there is nvr a dull moment with u in ne group whatsoever!!!

Loved the magnet end pun!

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
haha...yeah..and more..

@saadi
yeah..we ...are just insane..and we love being that way!!

SindhuBhairavi said...

:) :) :)