Sorcerer picks up Wise guy's phone.
Wise guy: Who was that?
Sorcerer: Your worse nightmare.
Wise guy: My Girlfriend?
Sorcerer: Nope.Your Boss.
Genius: Lap tops are females right? I want to name my new Vaio.
Sorcerer: They burn your crotch when you keep em on lap right? so laptop is definitely a female.
Wiseguy: What you searching for in the cupboard?
Edd: A floppy disk.
Wiseguy: Take a shovel and go out.
There is something wrong with me. I woke up in the morning, dreaming about compiling some crap-shit source code and I remember seeing the Google Main Page in all its splendor.