Wednesday, December 9, 2009

< CONVERSATION >

Sorcerer picks up Wise guy's phone.

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Wise guy: Who was that?

Sorcerer: Your worse nightmare.

Wise guy: My Girlfriend?

Sorcerer: Nope.Your Boss.
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Genius: Lap tops are females right? I want to name my new Vaio.

Sorcerer: They burn your crotch when you keep em on lap right? so laptop is definitely a female.

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Wiseguy: What you searching for in the cupboard?

Edd: A floppy disk.

Wiseguy: Take a shovel and go out.

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There is something wrong with me. I woke up in the morning, dreaming about compiling some crap-shit source code and I remember seeing the Google Main Page in all its splendor.
*sigh
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DiDo said...

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@quirky
err...I never dreamed about Search ENGINES..

Dont tell me my brain cells are using search engines to find things even in my dreams..

@dido
thanks for the comment
you should know that GUYS name their laptop

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I like your expression Sigh* !

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he he he so whats the name of your laptop???

Liked the last one :D

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@gauri
thank you for the comment

@smita
err... I call it "Puki"

Thank you for the comment and askin me

angel from heaven said...

hee hee good ones as always.

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i too loved the second one.. THE best out of all.. God, i cant stop laughing... Trust me, you are too good

Nethra said...

The second joke was really a PJ. :-/

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
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Does dis convey everything or I need to write more??

Nuts

Bedazzled said...

what kind of a name is puki?

Saurabh Panshikar said...

9 days into december.... and you have 9 posts already!
gr8 run rate dude!

Keep 'em coming!

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Hmmm...Worst nightmare...Now that's a difficult one! :)

Yemiledu said...

lol!
Puki is doing a lot of blogging this month :P
The best bloggy-lappy award to------------------> PUKI :~)

Dutch donut girl said...

My laptop is male. He's a pain in the ass.

Manju said...

lol the second one is hilarious!

p.s. thanks for dropping by my blog ^^

!!!!!!!!!! said...

something wrong or totally gone.
Lol,it was fun!!!

sulagna said...

Dude you got some smart humour !!

Vijay said...

Hi Friend ur doing an excellent work.. Can we exchange links...

Megha said...

haha...you have a wicked humor. God bless your friends

Sorcerer said...

@angel
thank you...you ppl at blogeratti are my inspiration

@chanz
yeah..laptops are females..so are cars..with their..err..curves

@nethra.
:)
gee...hmm...errr...yeah?

@nipun
spasibo comrade

@bedazzled
Puki...well Unique name..
very very unique
Puki.. wow!! puki..

@saurabh
i am saying no to blocks..

@ahsley
hmm..some says that..
errr..i dont know..he said that

@yemiledu
thank you..thank you.

@dutchdonutgirl
errr..yeah some laptops are PITA..depends on how you use em..
i meant... if you install good antivirus etc..its works smoooth.

@manju
thank you for the comment

@!!!!!
:)
thanks for the comment

@sulagna
hmm..I drink coffee a lot
must be the side effect

@vijay
thnank you for the comment
exchange links? errr

@megha
thanks for the comment..yeah friends... God gave them to me cuz I was good.

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sorcy , u know my theory as to what is wrong with u.. :P /)

DiDo said...

puki?? lol... thts cute... okay now i knw tht boys name their laptops.. i wonder wot my bro has named his laptop ...

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@susie
aha?...
aha...
RRRRIIIIIGGGGGHHHH"TTTT".

@dido
yeah..Puki.. cool name..right?

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