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Sorcerer picks up Wise guy's phone.


Wise guy: Who was that?

Sorcerer: Your worse nightmare.

Wise guy: My Girlfriend?

Sorcerer: Nope.Your Boss.

Genius: Lap tops are females right? I want to name my new Vaio.

Sorcerer: They burn your crotch when you keep em on lap right? so laptop is definitely a female.


Wiseguy: What you searching for in the cupboard?

Edd: A floppy disk.

Wiseguy: Take a shovel and go out.


There is something wrong with me. I woke up in the morning, dreaming about compiling some crap-shit source code and I remember seeing the Google Main Page in all its splendor.


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'There is something wrong with me.'
You realizing that only now? Tsk tsk.. ;)

DiDo said...

Interesting conversations especially the second one.. Why would anyone want to find out if laptops were amle or female? loll

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err...I never dreamed about Search ENGINES..

Dont tell me my brain cells are using search engines to find things even in my dreams..

thanks for the comment
you should know that GUYS name their laptop

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I like your expression Sigh* !

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he he he so whats the name of your laptop???

Liked the last one :D

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thank you for the comment

err... I call it "Puki"

Thank you for the comment and askin me

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hee hee good ones as always.

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i too loved the second one.. THE best out of all.. God, i cant stop laughing... Trust me, you are too good

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The second joke was really a PJ. :-/

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Does dis convey everything or I need to write more??


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Hmmm...Worst nightmare...Now that's a difficult one! :)

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My laptop is male. He's a pain in the ass.

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lol the second one is hilarious!

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something wrong or totally gone.
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thank ppl at blogeratti are my inspiration

yeah..laptops are are cars..with their..err..curves


spasibo comrade

Puki...well Unique name..
very very unique
Puki.. wow!! puki..

i am saying no to blocks..

hmm..some says that..
errr..i dont know..he said that

thank you..thank you.

errr..yeah some laptops are PITA..depends on how you use em..
i meant... if you install good antivirus etc..its works smoooth.

thank you for the comment

thanks for the comment

hmm..I drink coffee a lot
must be the side effect

thnank you for the comment
exchange links? errr

thanks for the comment..yeah friends... God gave them to me cuz I was good.

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sorcy , u know my theory as to what is wrong with u.. :P /)

DiDo said...

puki?? lol... thts cute... okay now i knw tht boys name their laptops.. i wonder wot my bro has named his laptop ...

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yeah..Puki.. cool name..right?

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