.::PICKUP LINES::.

I was told [or warned] by my awesome readers to put a disclaimer or warning tag on my blog-post before I give awesome gyan.[Read:Information]

So here it goes Err..Feel free to try these pickup lines at your own risk.'
Note:There is no risk when you are standing sideways and a hand's length away while trying these lines on the chick you find in the pub.

Some of them are customized for e=mc^2 kind

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• Excuse me...Err...Is your name North? Cuz my compass is pointing in your direction.

• Hello there Baby!! Are those firmwares real?

• Ooh!! You turn my floppy disk into a 'hard' disk.

• You have a greater gravitational pull than earth, I think I am locked in your orbit.
  

• You look so hot, you would keep my lap more warm than my laptop.
  

• Ooh la la..Can I mount my server on your rack?

• Baby!! You overclock my heart.
  

• I can't spell FCUK without U.

• What's your name?I think I should call NASA and say I discovered new moons.

• You slow the world around me like gaming on a machine with defective graphics driver.

• Let's go to the parking bay and perform some 'illegal operation.'

• Can I access your special folder?
  

• Let's go to my shell and compile all night.

• We could be sin ²X + cos ²X tonight. What say?

• I can use my fingers for more than just Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
  

• What's your name?Err..I wanna shout your name when I have a buffer overflow.

• You are like an HTML Structure. Small head and Huge body! [This will definitely work]
  

• You are my cure for low blood pressure.Sugar!!
  

• Gwad!! you just gave me a level 5 outbreak.
  

• Us together will be like 2 hard drives on RAID1[RAID 1 mirrors the contents of the disks, making a form of 1:1 ratio realtime backup. ]
  

• Baby!I won't let anything come in between our relationship, not even latex.

• I can be 3 and you be 23.Let's go home and multiply.
  

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These should work mostly! Use Axe Deo Spray as 'Plan -B'. There should always a plan B.
Plan C is the door with the sign 'EXIT' in bold red lettering. Period.

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