I was told [or warned] by my awesome readers to put a disclaimer or warning tag on my blog-post before I give awesome gyan.[Read:Information]
So here it goes Err..Feel free to try these pickup lines at your own risk.'
Note:There is no risk when you are standing sideways and a hand's length away while trying these lines on the chick you find in the pub.
Some of them are customized for e=mc^2 kind
- Excuse me...Err...Is your name North? Cuz my compass is pointing in your direction.
- Hello there Baby!! Are those firmwares real?
- Ooh!! You turn my floppy disk into a 'hard' disk.
- You have a greater gravitational pull than earth, I think I am locked in your orbit.
- You look so hot, you would keep my lap more warm than my laptop.
- Ooh la la..Can I mount my server on your rack?
- Baby!! You overclock my heart.
- I can't spell FCUK without U.
- What's your name?I think I should call NASA and say I discovered new moons.
- You slow the world around me like gaming on a machine with defective graphics driver.
- Let's go to the parking bay and perform some 'illegal operation.'
- Can I access your special folder?
- Let's go to my shell and compile all night.
- We could be sin 2X + cos 2X tonight. What say?
- I can use my fingers for more than just Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
- What's your name?Err..I wanna shout your name when I have a buffer overflow.
- You are like an HTML Structure. Small head and Huge body! [This will definitely work]
- You are my cure for low blood pressure.Sugar!!
- Gwad!! you just gave me a level 5 outbreak.
- Us together will be like 2 hard drives on RAID1[RAID 1 mirrors the contents of the disks, making a form of 1:1 ratio realtime backup. ]
- Baby!I won't let anything come in between our relationship, not even latex.
- I can be 3 and you be 23.Let's go home and multiply.
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These should work mostly! Use Axe Deo Spray as 'Plan -B'. There should always a plan B.
Plan C is the door with the sign 'EXIT' in bold red lettering. Period.
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24 comments:
floppy disk into hard disk was just too much.. cant spell fcuk without super, lets go to shell, illegal operation all of them super
Hey dude cool stuff
hahahahha
just cements my random thought that guys are weird :D
PS: i mean that in the cute way ;)
I was splitting up laughing LOL
hhahhaahahaha...there i got a real IT guy...!!! lmao...!!
The first few were the awesomest....
M still lmao at "Excuse me...Err...Is your name North? Cuz my compass is pointing in your direction."
"We could be sin2 X + cos2 X tonight. What say?"
you should say that to a blonde, and see her reaction, I bet it will be priceless just like this post of yours :D
LOLL @ floppy disk... gawdddd loll
loved the multiply one too hehe
jeez....icnt say nothin!!!
priceless post for guys!!
:P ....ROFLLin......
Somebody needs to try these out....ne Noobs arounds?! :p
funny...very funny
dude! u can even put my fav one liner guru woody allen to shame :)
and yes, u reaally really needed to put up that disclaimer! good job! play safe :)
Waah, what an idea sirjee...!!! Where do you come up with this gyaan? I am copying and pasting this post on my other blogs, TWM Online.
Due credit to you ofcourse..
:D
Hi! Sorcy,
coool dude,ha! ha! will those lines help us to log-in ??
Gug Job done you funny creature!!!!!!
GhOsT sCrIpT wRiTeR
LOL... suits well to the computerized world.
@farila
thank you for the comment
@hari
Creature?
hmm..will see you in person this weekend
@readers dias
hahaha..login? hmm..yeah hope they dont insist us to type CAPTCHA
@sakshi
thank you for spreading the awesoem gyan
we should always do that..share the information
thanks for the comment
@Maria
hmm..i feel soo proud
*Sniff s*sniff
thanks for the comment
@saadi
yeah..we should have some guinea noobs.Hmm..I am going to order a few from Yahoo Chat
@buzz
thanks for the buzzz...
!@dido
thank you for the comment
@smitzy
to a blond?
C'mon she would be like.."Oh yeah!!! I liked the X part..what you say?"
haha..
thanks for the comment
@chanz
true no? truth is always soo funny
@saurabh
oye..where be you?
thank you for the comment
@supriya
welcome to the real world
thanks for the comment
@Rachna
thanks for the comment
@Chhaya
thanks for the comment
@sunshine
thank you thank you
@uncommonsense
thanks for the comment dude ..
I read them on some website feew months ago....
first few are really gud...
Haha the comparison is so amusing!
Solve problems between Gods and Humans? :O
Man, I'm quoting this line to everybody I know :)
@lincoln
yeah the one Like sin xetc, thats the reason why i shared some here..thanks for the comment.
@lavender
thanks for the comment.
sorc.. i seriously have doubts regd the pickup lines but PLAN C would surely be very very helpful in case they backfire :P :P
hiya! love the 3,5,15 and 16..m sure it'll work
some perv mind! :D
@susie
they wont backfire..they are solid like windows 95
@sumi
yeah everything will work Sumi.
I know..it..I get the 'feeling' that this will all work\
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