Thursday, March 25, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Sorcerer: :(

Susie: Still on flu?

Sorcerer:Hmm.. and my voice disappeared.

Susie:Your friends must be happy and they must be elated.

Sorcerer:You..scored Susie..
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Sorcerer:
achooo..achooo...all day long since 2 days

Rashmi: Kaise?

Sorcerer: Flu..flu!!

Rashmi: M sure u don't pet pigs do u?

Ohhhk

Sorcerer: You are so far away!!..

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Genius:So, your cousin went for an 'Industrial Visit ' to Goa?

Sorcerer:Hmm...

Genius: He is into computers right?Goa?Computers?

Sorcerer: He is there to see softwares.
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Wiseguy:Hearing aid?

Sorcerer:Nope!! I don't do phone sex.
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Sorcerer:Maturity..is not getting angry at your elder cousin

Cousin:F[Beep[ Off..

Sorcerer:That...my friend..is maturity.
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Genius:Sorc!! ya know.. the climate is so hot, scarcity of water, I think future humans will grow a hump.

Sorcerer:Even when they are not watching porn.right?

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Genius: Ya know..dude, it was so hard to get over my first affair.

Wiseguy:Hmm..She must be HUUUGEEE!!!
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29 comments:

Readers Dais said...

Hi Sorcy!
Ha..Ha..good ones dude,
Seeing software!! its really HARD ware,
Better try using software to know the difference...
Technology yaar...technology

Ria said...

ha ha!!what amusing conversations!! :P

siji said...

lolzz :D

Lincoln said...

second last was really gud...

geeta said...

Hilarious indeed..loved reading them..

supriya said...

typical sorcerer...lol..!! I wondered how did that girl react at the "pig comment"..!!! lol..

Meenakshi said...

:) gud ones..

Mr.Poo said...

Ohhhh Sorcerer is getting dirty

smitzy said...

hahaha nice ones! :D

sulagna ™ said...

to hump or not?? that is the question my friend...and who needs porn for that ha??

Chocolate Lover said...

ROFL :D

nice sorcy especially the flu ones :P

Rachna said...

:)

Sid said...

LOL...good 1 dude

Rashmi said...

GOD, someone is going to die soon.

Yeah i was fuming, dear supriya.
You see these days you can't be even good to ppl, see what they do...

grrrr grrrrrrr

Barbie Jones said...

Does anyone stroke pigs?And surely one can't even get near a rooster let alone pet him ,I know that from experience.He's too busy fertilizing hens anyway.But pigs,are they friendly?Or as cantankerous as a rooster when a human enters the chicken coup?

P. Venugopal said...

good one, as always. -:)

Megha said...

lol...i like the s/w guy in goa :)

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Barbie Jones said...

Once my voice disappeared too,God was behind it.But, He told me first that I would be sick.He was dealing with me because I had the Jezebel spirit,I have since been delivered of it.I was nursed back to health and didn't get taken out by God.

☆Tharangni☆ said...

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Anya said...

Hilarious post :))))))

(@^.^@)

Kedar said...

ROFL!! Too good...
Read such a quality humour after so many days...
This is my first visit to your blog and I really loved it.. You've just got another fan..

Sunshine said...

Flu and Goa thingy is nice.....looks like even if ur voice disappears some day it wont matter....u've Tumhare pas Blog hai !!

Rajlakshmi said...

lolzzz :D I wonder wy I don't have thees interestin convos :P

Sumi said...

yay! soozie scored!

Sorcerer said...

@sumi
hmm... happens once in million cycles.

@rajlakshmi
thank you for ze comment

@sunshine
hey!!!yeah...but voice is voice no?
thank you for the comment

@kedar
Thank you for the comment and following my blog

@anya
thank you for the comment

@thanrangni
thank you for the award and the cmment

@Barbie Jones
thank you for the comment

@Megha
thank you for the comment

@P.Venugopal
Thank you sir.Thanks for the visit and the comment

@Rashmi
har har har
You keelling meee from ze US?
thankyou for ze amazing conversation.
:)
and the comment

@sid
thanks for the comment

@rachna
thank you for the comment

@chocolatelover
hey!! nice to see you back
hope you are done with the exams

@sulagna
hahahahaha.thank you thank you for the comment

@smitzy
Thank you for the comment

@mr.poo
haha...hey..long time..no seee
thank you for dropping by

@meenakshi
thank you meenakshi for the comment

@supriya
thanks for the comment

@geeta
thanks for the comment :)

@linclon
thank you for the comment

@siji
thanks for the comment

@ria
thank you for the comment
@Readers dias
thanks for the comment

Neethu said...

funny as usual ;)

Sorcerer said...

@neethu
thank you for the comment
where you been?
Long time..no see!

Smitzy said...

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! HILLARIOUS!!

"Genius: Ya know..dude, it was so hard to get over my first affair.

Wiseguy:Hmm..She must be HUUUGEEE!!!"

ROFL!

Hey btw, I hope your flu is better now!

Sorcerer said...

@smitzy
yeah itgot better!
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