sulagna: hi
me: *Faints
Hi
2:11 PM
Where you been ?
sulagna: angry
vr angry
u keep quite u
me: Happy womans day
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n00b:No chicks talk to me online.
Sorcerer:hmm...
n00b:Any easy way to get a girl friend?
Sorcerer:Put nail polish on your favorite hand.
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Gelf Returned Chick:So, my friends asked me why, I was not driving vehicle over here.
Sorcerer:Hmm..
Gelf Returned Chick: Ya know how hard it is to drive on Indian roads.
Sorcerer:hmmm..And you told 'em you prefer to drive those voice controlled locomotives.
Gelf Returned Chick:Well!! errr..
Sorcerer:Camels.... Ya know..those found in the Gelf deserts.
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n00b:Which is the most sensitive part of a male?
Sorcerer:Errr..Ears, according to a bachelor, cuz we need to pick the faintest sound signal of someone walking in.
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n00b: Is porn download legal?
Genius:Tell me your opinion about Big Bang Theory..
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Ra***: So did you wish your mom on Woman's Day?
Sorcerer:Err!!!
Ra***:Just make a call and wish her, even though she hasn't achieved much by bringing you up.
Sorcerer:Geee!! Nicee...
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Genius:Where you going?
Sorcerer:Your ass just broadcasted at a lower audible frequency, but the message was loud and clear.
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31 comments:
Ha ha ha..the agony uncle :) I love ur sensitive Ears! but v women hav our 6th sense :-D
kaminey ;P
Sorcy, your posts leave me speechless.. I mean, seriously man.. Have you got some extraordinary organs or wat (apart from the ears, ofcourse)
To the dude who asked you about downloading porn.....tell him he just won the award of "Best Noob Ever!!!!"
thankyou for telling the secret of most sensitive part of men...lmao...!!!
@supriya
thank you for the comment
haha..the secret is out
@saadi
yeah..sure.I will tell her next time.
@chanz
extra ordinary organs. *ahem *ahem
:) thanks for the comment
@sulagna
Seee.notice the irony!!!
@m@ria
thanks for the comment
6th sense...errr..
sensitive part are ears.....thnx for telling....i dout it though...
@rohini
That is a valid point
thank you for the comment
and sorci..i know about your sensitive parts they always stand up to any feminine vibe around..
seriously no puns intended here
@sulagna
*sigh
*shakes the head in disbelief!
kalippu blog
muttu post
kerala road rules adipoli
i always wanted to beat up a k.s.r.t.c. bus driver
And did you call mom, Sensitive ears?
hehehe sensitive part is ears?? They should tell that in biology classes in school.. I never knew :P
ROFL .... Sorci , beware probably your friends may be conspiring against you
Sensitive ears, sorcy, you give perspective, like really.
hehehehehehe! LOL
Did you wish your Mom on woman's day.?
Anyways again a fun filled conversation...
:) as always.. am returning with a smile!
The last one was a killer! Hilarious as usual :)
OMG!! Nailpolish on your fav hand :O
madness.. haha!!
lower audible frequency.....ROFL!!
Red color for nail polish works best. Kidding.
On a general note why is a Mom responsible if the kid is not well brought up? To an extent I would put it 10% Mom, but 90% Kid since at the end of the day the kid makes the choice to listen or not to listen. A lot of teenagers rebel, and act stupid.
I do wonder how the little kids of today will turn out 20 years later I can't even begin to imagine.
-Mia
Socrer is totally Extra Ordinary I'll have you know,he sure ain't no Johnny come lately run of the mill average Joe.
Gud post...
:-)
@hari
thank you
@mia
thanks for the comment
@buzzz
yeah..those silent killer types
@anonymous
yeah! true no?
@aditya
literally
@sindhubhairavi
thank you for the comment :)
@geeta
errrr.nope.
:)
thanks for the comment
@chocolate lover
thank you for the comment
@sakshi
haha..yeah I do
@anishthomas
yeah..they do..but..so far managed to dodge it
:)
thanks for the comment buddy
@smitzy
actually, technology wasnt much advanced then..
:)
@scarlet
thanks for the comment
Sorci,
I am a bit late.
Did you wish your mom for bringing up such a WONDERFUL son.
@chitra
hahahaha..yeah.she knows that without saying..
she would give me those looks..whenever the topics on that
Funny no?
the last one was a killer and the nailpolish one too :P
@susie
errr..you want me to get killed?
that nail polish one is good one :)
@swapnanjali
thank you for the comment
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