Where you been ?
u keep quite u
me: Happy womans day
n00b:No chicks talk to me online.
n00b:Any easy way to get a girl friend?
Sorcerer:Put nail polish on your favorite hand.
Gelf Returned Chick:So, my friends asked me why, I was not driving vehicle over here.
Gelf Returned Chick: Ya know how hard it is to drive on Indian roads.
Sorcerer:hmmm..And you told 'em you prefer to drive those voice controlled locomotives.
Gelf Returned Chick:Well!! errr..
Sorcerer:Camels.... Ya know..those found in the Gelf deserts.
n00b:Which is the most sensitive part of a male?
Sorcerer:Errr..Ears, according to a bachelor, cuz we need to pick the faintest sound signal of someone walking in.
n00b: Is porn download legal?
Genius:Tell me your opinion about Big Bang Theory..
Ra***: So did you wish your mom on Woman's Day?
Ra***:Just make a call and wish her, even though she hasn't achieved much by bringing you up.
Genius:Where you going?
Sorcerer:Your ass just broadcasted at a lower audible frequency, but the message was loud and clear.