.::INTERVIEW QUESTIONS::.

This post is about how to face certain interview questions. In-depth analysis and factors are given for certain questions.
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Q1)Does this make me look fat?

Analysis: This is a trick question.The answer you give should always match random parameters.
Like!!! Your car has 4 tires. Color 'blue' is made of four letters.So if the dress is of color blue say Yeah!!! I laiked it.

Probable Answers:

A)No!!! With a cherry on top, you would sweetly resemble a fancy wedding cake.

B)Marvelous thing, the skin is.Don't you think?

c)Depends on the price tag, actually!!

d)Only on the top and the bottom.

e)Nope! But I wanna see you fit in it.Would be fun! Would you let me watch?

f)Nope! It doesn't, it just makes it large.

g)Honey!! Please don't use the F Word.

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Q.2)Do you love me?

If you think, this question has strategic importance..NOPE! This is just another random question asked out of sheer boredom. This question gives you a false feeling of being 'important.' These questions are just to give a work out to your brain and to distract you from the football match on T.V. If you think answering this will eventually lead you to bed and get 'lucky', do try and find a good name for your pillow.

Probable Answers:

1)There is no sports on T.V. Of course I do .

2)Do you have a headache?

3)Don't tell me you 'accidentally' erased my phone book.

4)You saw me staring at the other chick.Didn't ya?

5)Did I forget your birthday? [ Run as fast as your legs could carry you.]

6)Err...What did I do wrong?Tell me..Tell me..Tell me..

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Q3)Do you love me for my brains or my body?

I know guyz, you know the answer and you are pretty sure about it. But, you know why Galelio was burned, cuz he told the truth. [ We are supposed to lie!*sigh]
Yeah! We all believe in the simple and proven theory..Seeing is believing and there is another simple and proven theory "woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath .No?"
So

Probable Answers:

1)I love those brains .[Use your gesture to point at 'those'.]

2)Wow! That's an intelligent question coming from a saexy body!

3)I love beer.

4)All of the above. [Stress the above part]
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Q4)How many other women have you slept with?

Consider yourself lucky, if you are faced with such a question, atleast someone thinks you 'have it in you' to get laid. No matter what you say, who ever asked you the question has an 'odd number' in her mind .[ It is an old math equation, explained in detail in the movie 'American Pie'.]

Probable Answers:

1)The other women don't let me sleep actually. *sigh[Audible Sigh plz]

2)Grab her hands and say, "I need more fingers.."

3)errr!! hmmm....errrr...hmmm...Errr....hmmm...

4)Do I look like Tiger Woods?

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Q5)Are you listening to me?

This is the toughest question ever invented by the female kind. We all know how much we care about "broken nail" and 'healthy hair'.We know we have better things to think about like..."Nuclear Deal", " Global warming" and at the same time virtually (with deep and profound thinking)undress the hot chick sitting left of you.

But, This question is powerful question and is equivalent to electric shock. Anyone can be shaken alive to the reality by this question.

"This is an art,practice, you have to"-Yoda

It is of utmost importance to see that, she does not ask you the question "Are you listening to me" in the first place.
For that

1) Always say..hmmm..okay...Uh huh!!..Oh!! hmmm... yeah...etc.

2)Nod your head.

3)Dedicate 8 bit in your memory to track the last word of every sentence she is saying. Repeat the same word for 'added' effect, so that she will continue to talk leaving you unharmed.

4)Have a constipated grimace on your face. This saves a lot of trouble.

Most of the time, these above 4 step process will bail you out of that question.
But if you still manage to get that question... Congrats!
Let us see some possible answers to get you out of that 'situation'.

1)I was listening to you, but then my train of thoughts derailed.

2)I got lost in your deep [subsitute color of her eyes] eyes. [**Does not work when over telephone]

3)Yeah! I agree, you are right! You are completely right!

4)What makes you think I was not listening to you? [A bit of threat will add more effect to it]

5)Yeah!! And I need to upgrade my machine's RAM and upgrade the processor.
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Q6)What should I wear tonight?

If she really knows you, she wont ask you this question.

Gal:I got a party tonight.Was wondering..what I should be wearing

Sorcerer:Hmm... Actually...

Gal:NOOOO..Sorc..Nooo..I don't wanna know..I don't wanna know..I wont wonder any more..I swear sorc!

Sorcerer:Good!

*sigh!!

Probable Answers:

1)Something that's easy to get out of.Time is precious, ya know!

2)Wear something that matches your intelligence [ Metaphorical way of saying..NOTHING]

3)Something that doesn't require dangerous weapons to hold it up like...safety pins and later make me take a T.T injection.

4)Do you still have your pre school uniform?

5)Fire proof lingerie?

6)I would look saexy on you.

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Basically!! Don't fumble when answering questions. This shows your lack of confidence.
Good luck!! You would need it a lot!
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