Thursday, April 29, 2010

.::TEN COMMANDMENTS++::.


PS: This blog post is/was NOT done in a drunk fit, as it is hard to type with nose on the keyboard.

PS:This post has nothing to do with any religion, but only to the religion of Bachelors, world wide.
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It's the brotherhood of awesomeness, an endangered species just like the Tigers in the wild and on the golf course. Bachelors are endangered as they are forced into the breeding program, by lust or by threat or by not taking things in hands at the right time and then loosing control of the situation.[NOO!!! Pun intended]

It's high time the bachelors unite under certain common rules, so as to preserve the sanctity of this awesomeness of brotherhood.
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1)Thou shalt not call any dudes by the name GOD, no-matter whatever he is or did whatever.

2)Thou shalt look up the ceiling when taking a leak, not the guy standing next to you.

3)Thou shalt not insult people by calling names of animals smarter than you.

4)Thou shalt not use God's name in vain in bed, its her birth-right to use that name in bed.

5)Honor your father and your mother, or at-least the bank-cheque you gave them.

6)Thou shalt pass-out intoxicated on 7thday and give God a rest.

7)Thou shalt not adulterate beer with sprite.

8)Thou shalt not steal it from a hooker.

9)Thou shalt not be witnessed making out with a chick in a park thus ending up as M.M.S on web-servers.

10)Thou shalt trust your hand than thrust the neighbor chick or their farm animals.

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The above commandments need no explanation. They mean exactly what they are saying.
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47 comments:

Nipun said...

I will follow thy command..

Cheers

Nuts

magiceye said...

wisdom is the prerogative of bachelors!

Sorcerer said...

@nipun
thank you thank you

@magic eye
yes you are right

Lincoln said...

beer with sprite ???? who in the world does that!!!!!!!???

last two were too gud:)

SindhuBhairavi said...

kure naalaayi ee vazhikku vannittu..

commandments kollaaam. third one ishtamaayi :)

iamyuva said...

;) thatz sounds too much of expectations from life.. and i need new religions and as see myself unfit for some those commandments..;D)

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

Cheers from a fellow bachi here! The 6th , I’m specifically keen on obeying that one.

Purba said...

Bachelors are endangered as they are forced into the breeding program, by lust or by threat or by not taking things in hands at the right time and then loosing control of the situation

Priceless, for everything else there's Mastercard :))

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

loved the 10th one ... :D :D
nice use of 'trust' and its *nym

Yemiledu said...

The Eight one was funny :)

M@ria said...

Ha ha ha..as usual you had me laughing...and for point 4 - notice from god to all women - shouting oh god oh god in bed under somebody will be not be considered as praying!

Thanks for the laugh dude!

Readers Dais said...

ha!
cool ones friend.....

R said...

eeww.. the last one!! :P

nituscorner said...

now these ten commandments were more interesting !!!!
BTW thanks for visiting my blog. looking forward for more.

Insignia said...

Ten Commanments...Waves of wisdom huh!! Hilarious :-)

sulagna ™ said...

amen!!! amen!!! amen!!!

Sankoobaba said...

beer and sprite??

"Thou shalt trust your hand than thrust the neighbor chick or their farm animals."

ha ha ha..

"4)Thou shalt not use God's name in vain in bed, its her birth-right to use that name in bed."

they are fucking diabolical

ha ha ha

Sam said...

hey dude, u r late ... I'm already done for. Any commandments for after life (engaged life)

Sorcerer said...

@sam
hmm...Good.good!!
Thanks for the visit and the comment

@sankoobaba
The freshers do that... They want it sweet..*sigh
thanks buddy

@Sulagna
haha..nice to see you back
busy?
Thanks for the comment

@insignia
thank you for the comment

@nituscorner
thank you for the comment
Yeah I will surely visit your blog

!@R
hmm.some truths are ewww!! no?

@!Reader's dias
thank you buddy for the comment

@M@ria
hmm..Its not advisable to call his name in vain..good.no?

@!Yemiledu
:O
You are back!! welcome back to the blogville
thanks for the comment

@Deepa
gee..thanks for the comment

!@purba
yeah!! thank you for the comment
nice to know that you liked it

!@Arun
Yeah! We should pass out and give him a rest..
WOrld peace that is

@Iamyuva
yeah>I am planning to write a blog post on religion.
A new one..
Lets see if We bachelors can have one unique religion

!@Sindhubhairavi
thank you..adey..njanum nirrechu..ethroosai kandittu nnu.
kandathil valare santhosham
dank you

@linclon
Yeah!! The fresher bachas..they mix it. :(
yeah.but its fun to point at them and laugh

chitra said...

I think you have some extra chip in your brain :)

Sorcerer said...

@chitra
yeah..potato chip...in my stomach.
zthanks to you

siji said...

no.4,7,n 10 steal d show....lmao!;)

sm said...

great
thanks for sharing

writerzblock said...

LOL!! Point 9 was really funny :-)

Uncommon Sense said...

5th and 10th awesome

Pappa said...

Hahahahahaha...I miss my bachelor hood days!!

Doesnt mean, i cant still follow the commandments!

Barbie Jones said...

Maybe I am daft or something, because I don't understand how a woman can threaten a man to impregnate her.Would you be so kind as to explain that one for me?Pardon my bluntness,but that does not make sense.Tricking a man by seduction,yes,but using threats?

Sorcerer said...

@barbiejones
eerrr... hmm...well...hmm.
thanks for the comment

@pappa
thanks for the comment

@uncommonsense
thanks for the comment buddy

@writerzblock
thanks..

@sm
:)
thanks for the comment

@siji
thank you for the comment

Megha said...

Are these typical bachelor's points?

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

DUDE this bolg is somethin...glad I stopped by...verrry witty I say!

swapnanjali said...

fav is 3 and 5...

add more :)

rohini said...

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aathira said...

Trust is very important especially when you consider the alternative ;)

Mr.Poo said...

In Germany you actually can buy Beer mixed with sprite. It´s called "Alsterwasser" and taste like piss.

Barbie Jones said...

In England you mix lime juice with your lager from the tap at the Pub, very refreshing,or at least I did in Jersey.

subu.ps said...

Thou shalt enjoy reading sorcy's great words of wisdom

GhOsT sCrIpT wRiTeR said...

Good one!!!!Something is lacking cant say what any way keep going>>>

Pratik Gupta said...

Thou shalt not use God's name in vain in bed, its her birth-right to use that name in bed.... :D :D :D

and who the hell does mix beer with sprite...Kill Him.

farh said...

somebody steal his bachelorhood please :P

nice one sorcy! :D

Anya said...

Special post :-)
Cool .......

(@^.^@)

Shas said...

Lolzz...

Gautam Anand said...

I was in splits of laughter after reading this .. u always add this fresh take to bachelorhood.. :)

In b/w Inviting u to comment on my new post ..

Geethu said...
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Sorcerer said...

@Gautam Anand
Sure I will comment on your posts.Was busy..very busy with stuffs...Back online today.
Sure buddy Will check your update and thank you for the comment

@Shas
Thanks for the comment

@Anya
(@^.^@)
Cewl!!
thanks for the comment


@farh
haha..
*sigh
:(
thanks for the comment

@Pratik Gupta
the n00bs
The n00bs do dat
long time..no see and I was wondering..whether you was abducted by aliens or something
nyway..nice to see you back here..thanks for the comment

@GSW
Blue Monkey!! Blue Monkey!!

hmm..athey enikku thonni..ninakku endo missing undennu..

Pedikkanda Hari Mone..Ninde Accupuncture inu nammukku patta pirivu nadatham.

@Subu.P.S
Zthankzzzz.
:)

@Barbie Jones
Lime Juice?
Geee.. does that taste good?
Thanks for the comment

@Mr.Poo
Hmm..Tastes like piss.. thats quiet adventurous..dont you think..
haha.thanks for the comment buddy.
back after a break..gotta go through everyones update..lemme see if you have come up with the levitation machine.



@Aathira
Yes! I agree.. ;)
_Thanks_for_the_comment_

@Rohini
Thanksssssssssss

@Swapnanjali
Gee..Thank you for the comment

@Akshaya Kamalnath
thank you for the comment

@Megha
errr..hmmm....nooo...this is general science for bachelors..

A bachelor like a celestial object cannot be just guided by 10 rules.
We need a whole national highway of rules

Barbie Jones said...

Yeap it's good to the last drop,I adapt real easy into the culture of wherever I live.Now I'm a Southern Belle,and it suits me best,except that I do not like fried food,I miss the development of spring and I will never get used to the hot steamy summers here,everything else I love about the South.I was created to live here.How about you do you do as the Romans when in Rome?

Sorcerer said...

@barbie jones
yeah! gotta adapt..thats the key!

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