Wednesday, April 7, 2010

.::METAPHORS::.

Yeah! I know, I am back with more of them. Sorry 'Anonymous' cant help it.
  • He was searching for her in the crowd like a truck driver with a hard on searching for a parking lot.
  • The hot chick on the beach was playing basketball. Her cheeks looked pink like a baboon's bottom.
  • The Team Leader had a stupid idea and he was sticking on to like flu during the rainy season.
  • Interrogating the prisoner was as easy as scratching a recharge coupon to reveal the recharge code.
  • He removed her clothes slowly like clearing land mines.
  • "Your technical skills were outdated like a comb in the hands of a bald man" said the H.R to the candidate.
  • He was nuts about her,nuttier than the colon of a squirrel.
  • An idea sparked in his mind, like a cigarette lighter out of fuel.
  • He was dancing and his steps resembled that of a man on beer stamping down the cockroaches.
  • It was a typical Monday morning, even the toast refused to pop out.
  • She left a mark in his heart like vaccination mark on the skin.
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I think I should write a blog post on creative writing. What do you say?
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29 comments:

Surreal said...

That was so funny and very intelligent. :D

Sankoobaba said...

fucking cool

shall i steal one and put it in my facebook status with credit to you..
this one..

"She left a mark in his heart like vaccination mark on the skin."

Sorcerer said...

@sankoobaba
Oh!yeah..Please feel free to pirate.
:)
thank you for the comment

@surreal
thank you thank you

Chocolate Lover said...

LOL sorcy!!
" Her cheeks looked pink like a baboon's bottom." !!
ROFL

Sorcerer said...

@chocolate lover
thanks for the comment
true no. happens when in the sun for too long

Kedar said...
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Kedar said...

hahaa...
I enjoyed reading your post as much as a vampire would enjoy sucking human blood ;)

Sorcerer said...

@kedar
hahaha.thank you my friend

sulagna ™ said...

blessed is the girl whos clothes are taken off not in a hurry, but evry minute being savored, every breath waiting...ahhh beauty sorci..loved the girls clothes n the clearing land mine :)

Sorcerer said...

@sulagna.
than you .
watching such things in the movies will allow us a toilet break..

Chanz said...

I think you will be famous... go ahead with your blog idea... seriously man...

Sorcerer said...

@chanz
thank you Chanz...
thank you for your inspiration

Sakshi said...

"Your technical skills were outdated like a comb in the hands of a bald man" said the H.R to the candidate.

Ahem, TBG may just sue you... :P

Sorcerer said...

@sakshi
hahahahaha.
Long time I have seeen him online
thanks for the comment

Lincoln said...

liked the monday morning one:)

Sam said...

hey this is so cool dude....
From where did you get these or are they your own??

Sorcerer said...

@sam
I made it up with my deep and profound brain thinking.
Thank you for the comment.
@lincoln
thank you so much for the comment.

Readers Dais said...

good ones yaar,
and i think u should defenitely try your hand in more creative way...u can, its not that this is not creative,u hve to pump in lot of ideal blood to ur brains for this too still...the other side too would be great..i believe...

The Bald Guy said...

Not going to sue you bro! :P

Sid said...

I liked the Monday morning one... superb :)

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

squirrel's colon!!!!!
LMAO!!

siji said...

"He was nuts about her,nuttier than the colon of a squirrel"
dat wz awsom! n yeah do creative writin next...wud b fun!

(¯`•._.•[Raajii]•._.•´¯) said...

I like this one the best :)

It was a typical Monday morning, even the toast refused to pop out.

Rashmi said...

hahaha....where the hell do you get these ideas from...nonetheless keep it up :)

Sorcerer said...

@rashmi
thank you thank you.

@raajii
:) thanks for the comment

@siji
thank you for the comment

@buzz
thank you..hey!! what you say about the theme ?

@sid
thank you
!

@TBG
thanks buddy...You can use that bald guy metaphor for free

@readers dias
thanks buddy

Destiny's child... said...

Loved it. I can't stop laughign at the comb in the bald man's hand thing :D Monday morning thing is awesome too..

Sorcerer said...

@Destiny's child
thank you for the comment
long time..no see?

P. Venugopal said...

I used to read quite a bit of Wodehouse when I was young and happy. Reading your metaphors I went back to him to see whether he had ever come out with anything as striking as yours:

Her face was shining like the seat of a bus-driver's trousers.

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle.

Sorcy, you really have it in you to surpass Wodehouse if you get down to it in earnest,. You are the one we have been waiting for.

Sorcerer said...

@P.Venugopal
Thank you sir for such an inspiring comment.
:)
Thanks a lot