Tuesday, April 6, 2010


Alien: now Madonna is grown old no plastic surgery could lift her body parts
thus pamela.
is she your new crush?
i guessed

Sorcerer: No.but.Pamela...defies gravity

Alien: haha

Sorcerer: She uses Helium

Mr H: Give me your spectacles?Want to show you a surprise.


Mr H comes near, cups my eyes with his hands.

Mr H:Walk forward.

Sorcerer:Errr...I cant see a thing.

Mr H: Trust me , Walk forward.

*gulp.Walks forward praying that I don't slip off the cliff 2000 ft straight down.

Sorcerer: Trust you with that brain..No way..

Finally, after walking a few meters, reached the cliff face

Mr H:Yeah...Finally Did you see that..WOWOWOWOWO!! Hooooo...wwwowowowowow..WOOOO

Sorcerer:Okay, Hey Bozo..Mind giving me my spectacles back. I wanna see the wowowow thingy too.


Genius playing with candle flame.

Genius:I love to play with fire.

Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?


Wiseguy:Hey. What happened to Aneesh? He didn't ping back.

Sorcerer:His parents are enrolling him in the breeding program and he is pissed off.

Wiseguy:Another bachelor bites the dust.


Wiseguy:She has dual airbags.

Genius: Yeah! Almost all have that.

Genius_Gf:You guys are so disgusting.Why do you say "She" instead of car.

Genius:Cuz. it's a car!!

Wiseguy:And all cars are females.

Genius:But not all females are cars.


Sankoobaba said...

"She uses Helium"
"breeding program "
double hilarious
"all cars are females."

Madhu said...


Genius:I love to play with fire.

Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?

Super awsum that was!

Chanz said...

lol... all cars are females... but i am sure all guys would agree to all females are cars... *(conditions apply)

Ria said...

lol at the last one!!and "breeding program"!! :P

oldegg said...

Thanks for your visit. On reading your Diabolical site (note I have remembered the capital D)I clearly have a lot to learn! Or is it unlearn?

So it has been a hilarious afternoon for me here in Australia!

Sorcerer said...

thank you so much for the visit.
Happy to know that you liked it.

thank you for the comment

hahahahaha..thanks for the comment

thank you for the comment

thank you for the comment

geeta said...

What are you upto Sorcy???
All cars are females
But not all females are cars...OMG..GOSH!!
Anyways I laughed and laughed and laughed....

$$ said...

Ha-ha-ha very funny

Sorcerer said...

Thank you for the comment..
Thank you for the comment

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

breeding program!!

Aditya said...

Wicked wicked wicked! man you should patent your lines! Awesome!

Chocolate Lover said...

:D hahaha!

Four Dinners said...

I wonder where old Madge's boobs really go in private. Knees?

Females in cars....Nissan Micra's to be precise....are dangerous!!!!

Sorcerer said...

Glad to see you back online .. hope the test went smooth.
thanks for the comment

thank you for the comment

hmm..My official lawyer said..its not possible.
I know.Iam loosing Billions here.

thanks for the buzzzzzz.

Readers Dais said...

Hey! are all females cars?....but wat abt the driver??

- Sugar Cube - said...

The breeding program


Sorcerer said...

@sugar cube

thats the question