Tuesday, April 6, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


Alien: now Madonna is grown old no plastic surgery could lift her body parts
.
thus pamela.
is she your new crush?
i guessed

Sorcerer: No.but.Pamela...defies gravity

Alien: haha

Sorcerer: She uses Helium
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Mr H: Give me your spectacles?Want to show you a surprise.

Sorcerer:Errr!!!

Mr H comes near, cups my eyes with his hands.

Mr H:Walk forward.


Sorcerer:Errr...I cant see a thing.

Mr H: Trust me , Walk forward.

*gulp.Walks forward praying that I don't slip off the cliff 2000 ft straight down.


Sorcerer: Trust you with that brain..No way..


Finally, after walking a few meters, reached the cliff face


Mr H:Yeah...Finally Did you see that..WOWOWOWOWO!! Hooooo...wwwowowowowow..WOOOO
W

Sorcerer:Okay, Hey Bozo..Mind giving me my spectacles back. I wanna see the wowowow thingy too.

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Genius playing with candle flame.

Genius:I love to play with fire.

Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?

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Wiseguy:Hey. What happened to Aneesh? He didn't ping back.

Sorcerer:His parents are enrolling him in the breeding program and he is pissed off.

Wiseguy:Another bachelor bites the dust.

Sorcerer:*sigh
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Wiseguy:She has dual airbags.

Genius: Yeah! Almost all have that.

Genius_Gf:You guys are so disgusting.Why do you say "She" instead of car.

Genius:Cuz. it's a car!!

Wiseguy:And all cars are females.

Genius:But not all females are cars.
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17 comments:

Sankoobaba said...

"She uses Helium"
hilarious!!
"breeding program "
double hilarious
"all cars are females."
LOL

Madhu said...

lol

Genius:I love to play with fire.

Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?

Super awsum that was!

Chanz said...

lol... all cars are females... but i am sure all guys would agree to all females are cars... *(conditions apply)

Ria said...

lol at the last one!!and "breeding program"!! :P

oldegg said...

Thanks for your visit. On reading your Diabolical site (note I have remembered the capital D)I clearly have a lot to learn! Or is it unlearn?

So it has been a hilarious afternoon for me here in Australia!

Sorcerer said...

@oldegg
thank you so much for the visit.
Happy to know that you liked it.
:)

@Ria
thank you for the comment


@Chanz
hahahahaha..thanks for the comment

@Madhu
thank you for the comment

@sankoobaba
thank you for the comment

geeta said...

What are you upto Sorcy???
All cars are females
But not all females are cars...OMG..GOSH!!
Anyways I laughed and laughed and laughed....

$$ said...

Ha-ha-ha very funny

Sorcerer said...

@geeta
Thank you for the comment..
@ss
Thank you for the comment

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

breeding program!!
LMAO!!

Aditya said...

Wicked wicked wicked! man you should patent your lines! Awesome!

Chocolate Lover said...

ROFL :P
:D hahaha!

Four Dinners said...

I wonder where old Madge's boobs really go in private. Knees?

Females in cars....Nissan Micra's to be precise....are dangerous!!!!

Sorcerer said...

@fourdinners
hahaha..
Glad to see you back online .. hope the test went smooth.
thanks for the comment

@chocolatelover
thank you for the comment

@Aditya
hmm..My official lawyer said..its not possible.
I know.Iam loosing Billions here.

@buzzzzzzzz
thanks for the buzzzzzz.

Readers Dais said...

Hey! are all females cars?....but wat abt the driver??

- Sugar Cube - said...

The breeding program

Hahaha!

Sorcerer said...

@sugar cube
thanks

@readersdias
hahaha
thats the question