Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Alien: now Madonna is grown old no plastic surgery could lift her body parts.
thus pamela. is she your new crush?
Sorcerer: No.but.Pamela...defies gravity
Sorcerer: She uses Helium
Mr H: Give me your spectacles?Want to show you a surprise.
Mr H comes near, cups my eyes with his hands.
Mr H:Walk forward.
Sorcerer:Errr...I cant see a thing.
Mr H: Trust me , Walk forward.
*gulp.Walks forward praying that I don't slip off the cliff 2000 ft straight down.
Sorcerer: Trust you with that brain..No way..
Finally, after walking a few meters, reached the cliff face
Mr H:Yeah...Finally Did you see that..WOWOWOWOWO!! Hooooo...wwwowowowowow..WOOOOW
Sorcerer:Okay, Hey Bozo..Mind giving me my spectacles back. I wanna see the wowowow thingy too.
Genius playing with candle flame.
Genius:I love to play with fire.
Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?
Wiseguy:Hey. What happened to Aneesh? He didn't ping back.
Sorcerer:His parents are enrolling him in the breeding program and he is pissed off.
Wiseguy:Another bachelor bites the dust.
Wiseguy:She has dual airbags.
Genius: Yeah! Almost all have that.
Genius_Gf:You guys are so disgusting.Why do you say "She" instead of car.
Genius:Cuz. it's a car!!
Wiseguy:And all cars are females.
Genius:But not all females are cars.