Monday, April 26, 2010

.::METAPHORS::.



With my Deep and profound brain thinking... I ; cout << "New Metaphors" << endl;
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  • He was chased by the Mafia Gang.He went into hiding, like a dog in Korea.
  • The kid had a look on his face , with mouth wide open, like that of a guy who heard news about the crash in the wall street.
  • He took his note book and sat down under a tree, closed his eyes and waited for the land-tiller, to plow his fertile creative fields of his mind.
  • The news about their team leader's transfer made their spirits droop. He was the bra which used to hold them up when they were down.
  • The karma, did came back to him like a vicious dog with a burning dynamite stick in its mouth like in cartoons; for him it was not funny.
  • He closed himself in the room and smoked like Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano, for days.
  • The idea struck him like a dart on a dart board.
  • She was like the scorpion, using the rear end to catch the pray.
  • The blogger ran out of metaphors like seasoning for snacks.
  • The thoughts about her dug into his mind like claws of a cat on a sofa.He sighed.
  • The dog lifted its head and perked up its ears, like a teenager in the middle of his 'me-time', and listened for the footsteps.
  • She missed him like Vaseline on a winter day .
  • She was woman of few words like LOL.
  • She wore a skin hugging cloth. She looked like a giant toothpaste tube in a kid's hand,squeezed almost every where.
  • She zipped her lips tight like the purse of uncle Scrooge McDuck.
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Zthunk you!!!

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53 comments:

magiceye said...

funny and profound!

Meenakshi said...

cool.. :)

Sam said...
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Sam said...

Your metaphors have hit me like finding a hidden fountain when lost in Sahara... ;)

Anya said...

You have a cool brain :))))))

The Holy Lama said...

And this page was like first showers of monsoon

chitra said...

My fav. 2nd from last.

Shimmer said...

interesting! :D

Insignia said...

Lol!!! Oops am i a woman of few words?

I loved this - * She wore a skin hugging cloth. She looked like a giant toothpaste tube in a kid's hand,squeezed almost every where.

:-D

Sorcerer said...

@shimmer
thank you for the comment.havent seen you around for a while.
nice to see you back

@chitra
:)
Yeah! The toothpaste..true.no?

@Holylama
yeah..thanks for the metaphorical comment

@Anya
*sigh
I wish my teachers knew that

@Sam
Thanks for that creative piece of comment

@meenakshi
thank you for the comment

@magiceye
thank you for the comment

Sorcerer said...

@insignia
thanks for the comment

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

nice 1s ...

but some were outta my depth .. like for e.g.

1. dog in Korea ??????

I liked "She wore a skin hugging cloth. She looked like a giant toothpaste tube in a kid's hand,squeezed almost every where" though it evoked gross images !!

siji said...

lozieee.....lmao @ no.4,12,13 n 14!!!:D

Sankoobaba said...

1st few ones were ok..
those after this
"He closed himself in the room and smoked like Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano, for days."
including this
were kick=ass
good going

P. Venugopal said...

Sorcy, start writing your book. Don't let your metaphors wander homeless like destitute children. I keep returning to Wodehouse when I read your pieces. Read his Mulliner stories to start with, if you are not already his fan and have not yet got introduced to him. You will learn the craft of building the well-rounded plot from him. He is a master with not just metaphors, but the plot also.

"She wore a skin hugging cloth. She looked like a giant toothpaste tube in a kid's hand,squeezed almost every where."
When I get such a toothpaste tube in my hands, my tendency is to squeeze it back to shape.

Rachna said...

Hey, nice ones and creative, as expected from you !

Uncommon Sense said...

nice ones..

but scorpion doesnt use its rear to cath preys, it does with its front claws... its only a sting in the back

Sorcerer said...

@uncommonsense.

Yeah.technically.thats right.
Thanks for the comment

@Rachna
thank you for the comment.:)

@P.Venugopal
Yes, I should read Some books by Wodehouse.
I liked the metaphor about the wandering children.
haha..nice
Sure, I will try.I need to

@Sankoobaba
Thank you for the comment. :)

@siji
Thank you..thank you.

@Deepa.
Yes,actually, you may know that some countries make a cuisine out of them.

Thanks for the comment

Purba said...

LOL @ She missed him like Vaseline on a winter day .
Is that good or bad...it's sticky and greasy :)

Chuckled throughout.

Sorcerer said...

@purba
yeah..it protects the skin
its good no'

R. M. Iyer said...

These are really good.

subu.ps said...

Intelligent guy eh!! How do these fine pieces of work come out each day?

Sorcerer said...

@subu.p.s
Actually!! we should drink lots of caffeinated drink.
Zthen..Sit in contemplation.and be unbiased..in our understanding of the world.
Zthen..start comparing things to totally different things..
Its like the Picasso paintings.

Ps:Redbull is a fantastic catalyst for metaphors

@R.M Iyer
Thank you for the comment :)
Please do check out my previous metaphors too..

Surreal said...

Hey, that was wonderful! You are too good.

Sorcerer said...

@surreal
Thank you..Thank you
:)
*Sniff *sniff
:)

Readers Dais said...

Hi! Sorcy,

Once again cool ones dude...

ur blog is like being in a cinema hall watching a dull movie.....but with a hot date beside :)
enjoy....

Babli said...

Very nice, interesting and funny post. I liked it as well as enjoyed your post very much.

Sorcerer said...

@babli
thanks for the comment

@readers dias
thank you for that comment

Neers said...

wow!! you drop metaphors like they drop bombs on iraq, or was it af-pak?? wat eva is the latest punching bag... ! :)

but know what, i the likes!! :)

Haddock said...

Isn't that the guy from Madagascar?

Sorcerer said...

@Haddock
YEah! Its King Julian from Madagascar

@neers
haha..thank you for the comment

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bhagyareema said...

LOL, good one :)

Sorcerer said...

@booklover
thank you..for the comment

@Bhagyareema
thanks for the visit and the comment

Aditi Sameer said...

very nice and unique blog...

Best wishes
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rohini said...

as alws nice....

Rajlakshmi said...

lolzzz :D
that toothpaste part is very funny :D

Rishi said...

priceless

swapnanjali said...

visited after a gap and it's worth actually...nice creation :)

Sorcerer said...

@swapnanjali
hi..
nice to see you back after a break.
welcome back and thank you for the comment

@rishi
thanks buddy..long time..no see
!!

@rajilakshmi
thanks buddy

@aditi sameer
thanks buddy

SindhuBhairavi said...

:) nice..

liked the toothpaste one..

Sorcerer said...

@sindhubhairavi

Daivame..idara...
ethroosayi kandittu?

nnalum vannallo..thanks undu tto

Ana_treek said...

Super cool!

Aathira said...

awesome!!

farh said...

:))

He closed himself in the room and smoked like Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano, for days.


:D


love that one!

Geethu said...

He closed himself in the room and smoked like Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano, for days????

hehehehehe!!!! man! i cant stop ,laughing...

i also luved
She was like the scorpion, using the rear end to catch the pray. (prey rather)

Geethu said...

He closed himself in the room and smoked like Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano, for days????

hehehehehe!!!! man! i cant stop ,laughing...

i also luved
She was like the scorpion, using the rear end to catch the pray. (prey rather)

Sorcerer said...

@Geethu
thanks for the comment

@Farh
hey!! nice to know that you are not only reading..but commenting too..on this blog these days.
:)

@Aathira
thanks for the comment

@ana_treek
Thanks for the comment

Yemiledu said...

Awesome!
I like the way your mind thinks.
Complicated yet funny!
Hey why dont you release a book on metaphors??

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
Thanks for the comment.
Well..hmm..nice idea!

Kedar said...
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Kedar said...

Another cool set of intelligent metaphors.. Cool like the feel of applying ethanol after injection. ;)

Sorcerer said...

@kedar
haha..nice..
thanks for the comment