Friday, April 23, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


Susie:Be warned, I gained height.


Sorcerer:Hmm..by how many pixels Susie?


Susie: :|

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I bought this device, which they say will help me get connect to the internet. Unfortunately, I was not able to stay connected for more than 3 minutes.I decided to do the classic blunder everyone does in such a scenario-Calling the customer support.

Sorcerer:Hello!

Customer care:How may I help you?

We had a bit of foreplay here,[also called verification process] before the customer care executive fcuked me up with technical support.

Sorcerer:I am not able to stay connected.


Customer care:Sir, Are you able to connect to the internet?


Sorcerer:Yes I am able to connect to the internet.

Customer Care:So.what is the problem?


Sorcerer:I am not able to stay connected for more than 3 minutes.The baud rate drops and It keeps on disconnecting me.

Customer care:Oh! Sorry to hear that sir.It must be some virus.Are you sure you have the latest anti virus on your Computer?

Sorcerer:Yes.

Customer Care:Sir, please update the anti virus once again and please try again.

wow! the chick is trying to rhyme.

Sorcerer:Sure I will.Sorry that I bothered you.It was a mistake on my part to call you. According to your product brochure, it only says "connect to the internet" nothing about "staying connected."Sorry!

..

..

I should have known, the brochure is always right.
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Sorcerer:So, you are getting married.

San:Yeah


Sorcerer:We gonna come down there and then, do our 'ze dance' at the marriage function which is actually a cross between tribal dance and bhangra.


San:Hmm...I don't think the court will appreciate you dancing at their premises.

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Freaky: NO!!! I AM NOT COMING WITH YOU GUYS TO THE CLUB WHUT... EVAARRRRRR. You have other hot girls to go around with.No? It has nothing to do with you guys , but...

Juggie:Hmmm..But..

Sorcerer:I know Juggie,...... but Freaky!!! You are HOTTER! That's why he wants to take you to ze Club.

Juggie: Sorcy!! You didn't confuse Hotter with Hooter right?

Sorcerer: *Gasp.. NOOO!!! [Here there be dramatization] Noooooooo..I no mean it, you know.

Freaky: Okay!! That's it. I am NOT TALKING to you GUYZ again.
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Won't you get irritated when you are trying to read something awesome like Comic Strips in "Bangalore Times" and your buddy comes into your home and starts singing the same line of a freaking song over and over and over again, remixing it with whistles and howls, and dish dish and tan tans and bishkums and dishkums?
Yes.no?

Genius:
I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna be there to catch you from falling.....

Sorcerer:Dude!!!

Genius:Yes! Tell me.

Sorcerer:Do ya know that, the person who wrote that song was circumcised when he penned those lines down. He actually wrote it from the hospital bed.

[ Here there be eternal silence ]

This is how we reclaim world peace.
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Gwen: ok gotta getlost

4:40 PM

me: oh...you gonna get lost in my arteries?
*gwad..this girl is gonna give me diabetes

Gwen: haha..shut up!


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Girl: ..and yeah many had told me I look like her.But I never felt so.


Sorcerer:Must be the aerial view.Who knows!

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Some conversations are like farts, it makes us laugh and the ambiance stays in the air for some time.-Sorcerer

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35 comments:

Readers Dais said...

Hi! sorcy,
Did ariel view give an alien look..
loved it.....all :)

Sorcerer said...

@ Readers dias
haha..not really
:)
thanks for the comment

Americanising Desi said...

lol! some really witty conversations here and hats off to genius!

magiceye said...

that was hilarious!!

санжог said...

soccer man...nice ones dude..genius like AD said.

sorcerer said...

@sanju
thank you for the comment

@magiceye
thanks

@americanising desi
thank you for the comment

Chocolate Lover said...

lolnice one sorcy!! xP

Purba said...

My phone is giving me grief and am dreading that mandatory call. Customer-care is a misnomer, they are capable of driving you up the wall.

Neers said...

this IS good!

:D

chitra said...

Hi Sorci,
long time ... I took a break and went for a Kerala trip.
See you.

Mihir said...

Rofl sorc!
Love your title.
Also specific to this post, the first and third conversations.
I'm a fan.

Meenakshi said...

the last wise words my favorite..

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

lols lolz lolz...

siji said...

lolzzz....how com i dont get 2 hv such conversations?!! (sad!)

Barbie Jones said...

I've got to hand it to you Sorcerer,a good one as you got one over,you are referring to I persume, with your clever wit, I wanting to drag a dude to court to marry him.Right!Fuuuunny!No,it's quite the opposite actually,I want him to take responsibility for his actions and behavior towards lil me in the past 4 years 8 months and 4 weeks in total.

P. Venugopal said...

The conversation simily, classic. Now that one thinks about it, there is no better way to put it...
Your horoscope for the week reads:
beware of a lady with a hatchet.

Babli said...

Thanks for visiting my blog and for your lovely comment.
I appreciate for your wonderful, funny and hillarious post.

Sam said...

Which Internet connection you had?? I'll try to avoid it :P

Rachna said...

I like the conversation with Customer Care. They can be so infuriatingly polite in tone and utterly confusing in their directions. I liked the bit about the initial verification process :).

Chanz said...

"Some conversations are like farts, it makes us laugh and the ambiance stays in the air for some time"

too good.. :)

Fantasies of a Lifetime said...

lol very funny :D . . . loved your ending quote.

D said...

hahahaha Nice Sorcman.....

and true conversations are like farts especially conversations with you!

*ps- funny how ppl think you are referring to them when u actually aren't! (I'm presuming, here, that you aren't!)

Rajlakshmi said...

hahahaha hillarious!!!!
that customer support and genius ones are awesome :D
enjoyed it totally

Sakshi said...

sorcy, loved the farts... oops good conversations... :P

Sorcerer said...

@sakshi
Thank you for the comment

@Rajlakshmi
:) thanks for the comment

@D A.K.A Freaky
thanks for the comment Freaky!

@Fantasies of a lifetime
Thank you for the comment

@chanz
yeah.true.no?
thanks

@Rachna
yeah...very true..
They make us feel sorry.

@SM
Thank you for the comment

@babli
thanks for the comment

@P.Venugopal
Yeah!I got threats from that Lady with the hatchet.
:(
Thank you sir, for the comment

@Barbie Jones
Ouch! I think a beer can do the trick
Thanks for the visit and the comment

@Siji
Hm...Let's put in an inquiry commission to answer that query.
Thanks for the comment

@buzzz
thanks for the buzzzzz

@Meenakshi
Wise words..True.no?
thanks for the comment

@mihir
thank you for the comment..
:)

@Chitra.
You back in Kerala!
Must be enjaying the awesome summer.
*sigh!
We have such a cool climate here in bangalore.

@neers
thank you for the comment

@purba
yeah..right..they can drive people up the great wall of china if they want to.

@chocolate lover
hey! nice to see you back.
Hope you are done with all the exams and things.
:)
Thank you for the visit and the comment choclady

subu.ps said...

sorcerer strikes again!! Wonderful writings mate. LOL. Enjoyed reading it. Your blog is quite addictive. I keep on visiting again and again for some smiley moments.

Sorcerer said...

@subu.ps
thank you for the comment

Ashwin said...

ha ha! dude, i don't think i've laughed as much reading any other blog!

my personal favourite was the circumcised story!

i bow before thee! :)

Sorcerer said...

@Ashwin
Thank you buddy.Thank you so much for the comment and also for follwing my blog.
Yeah.. You got the drift on that story
:)

MindfulMeanderer said...

Gawd! u r Phunny indeed. Saw a comment at my blog n dropped by.. :) Blogrolling u rt away.

SindhuBhairavi said...

:) being here is a pleasure !!

just that i was too busy, and i dint want to just rush thru.. wanted time to enjoy it:) hence the delay..

hmm ithum nannayittundu.. i liked that song one.. hospital bed waala :) !! all are good though :)

farh said...

susie gained height! :D

Sorcerer said...

@farh
Yeah..atually..I think that was an illusion.
haha..
Thats what she thinks..now you don't wanna disappoint her.do ya?

@Sindhu
Njanum thiri thirakkil ayi ppoyi tto.
Ndayalum..Thanks for the comment

@ MindfulMeanderer
Thanks for the comment

Yemiledu said...

:) As always I loved your conversations!

Sorcerer said...

@Yemiledu
thanks for the comment