< CONVERSATIONS >

Lil conversation bits that made me laugh in November.

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Gal: Fuck you

Geniass: :) Anytime.

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*** Now talking in #cars

sorcerer: Ola!! Wassup dude

Trucky:FYI: Don't join #teens channel. Its full of 40 year old males pretending to be preteen girls. I nearly got raped by a 13 year old.

Sorcerer: LOL!!

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Sorcerer: I would appreciate, if you could respond back quickly.

***ile: Shh... I am talking to a hot chick.

Sorcerer: In digital format?

****ile: Party pooper!!!

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Guy 1: I have this feeling, she is fucking with my brain.

Sorcerer: Atleast someone is getting their share of fun.

Guy 1: What fun?

Sorcerer: I was not talking about you.

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Dis******ed: 1

Dis******ed: 2

Dis******ed: 3

Dis******ed: 4

Dis******ed: 5

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Dis******ed: 10

Sorcerer: Flooding will be fixed with Butt plugs.

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Sorcerer: I wish computer monitors doubled up as webcams.Like 2 way communication I/O.

SAM:Why?

Sorcerer: If I want to give someone the finger its more easy.

SAM: that would be very innovative.we can make a monitor

that has a camera inside the screen so when you chat with somebody and look at them

they'll think you're looking at them too

Sorcerer: Yes and then we can catch them do someone embarrassing.

SAM: eh?

Sorcerer: someTHING embarrassing..

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Guy[on phone]: Listen...

[His girl friend hung up on him]

: : Let here be silence : :

Sorcerer: err...

Guy1: move .. This is it..I am not going to take it any more. Either my game CD's or her. Let me mail her my ultimatum.

Sorcerer:Good Luck!!

Guy1:Nothing will stop me.not even those emotional blackmails or those looks from saying what i wanna type

: : Guy1 takes the browser and is online : :

: : t= t+3 [ t being the time] : :

Guy1: Everybody..everybody is out to get me..Even the internet hung up on me. F[beep].

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