There are some things which could really make you think in one of 'those' tangents, like if you hear a guy ask on phone..
"Is it up?"
well naturally, he is given a weird look or surprised look, depending on your orientation.
But
He could be a Computer Server administrator, asking his team member if the 'mail sever'( Mail Server not the Male Server) is up.
Also one of my friend got 'that' look from a person who over heard this conversation when he asked over phone, if it can be 'unzipped'.
Some of the unix commands are well, quiet 'those kind'.
Lets see
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Geek:Did you execute the date?
Geek[Thinking]: He must have fucked up the system dates.No wonder its all out of sync.
Observer[Thinking]: OOh!!! Hes asking someone about his 'sexucation' with his date? How Shameless!! Okay so, someone is on date.
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Geek: Can you unzip it?
Geek[Thinking] Hope the software is without error and unzippable.
Observer[Thinking]: WTF..Unzip?Now? in public? How Shameless!! Unzip on First Date?
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Geek:Touch them.
Geek[Thinking]: No!!! The time stamp thing is messed up.The magic TOUCH can make the files alright.
Observer [Thinking]:Touch THEM? huh!! Touch What? Dont ever come near me with your dirty hands you evil person. Touching and clutching!!..On First Date!!
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Geek:Strip it
Geek [Thinking]: Stripping will discard symbols from object files.
Observer[Thinking]:Is he gonna strip and God!! I gonna die laughing. God..please don't test me this way. Think about that poor girl on date. This is gonna be a memorable date for her.
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Geek: check on init?
Geek[Thinking]: Lets kill those processes.
Observer[Thinking]: Haha.. They need someone to check if its 'in it'? I gonna present him with a tweezers and hand-lens on his next birthday.
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Geek:Time to uncompress.
Geek[Thinking]: Uncompress the porn folder.wowwiee!!
Observer[Thinking]: Is he gonna fart? Is it some geek term for fart?Is that his surprise for the date.
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Geek: Finger it will you?
Geek[Thinking]:That will get him the result of the login details.
Observer[Thinking]:Finger!! Did I hear FINGER?.They are moving too fast on a first date. huh!! Perverts.
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Geek:expand it dude.
Geek [Thinking]: That will convert tab to spaces.
Observer[Thinking]: First the Finger..Now the Expand "it". What is that guy, a freelance gynecologist?
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Geek:Mount it now
Geek [Thinking] Mounting the CD drive is a heck of a job at times.
Observer[Thinking]: "Mounting it" now. Okay. So they are really 'doing' it. Sex?The way they are headed, there's gonna be lots of smoke and fire.
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Geek:fsck it
Geek [Thinking] Fsck..I need to fuck repair the file system.
Observer[Thinking]: Illiterate retard. He don't know even the spelling of fuck.Still he has a date and he is getting laid. Why did I waste my time doing, MBA?
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Geek:Unmount it, lets try it on something else.
Geek [Thinking]: Let us unmount the drive and mount it in some other system.
Observer[Thinking]: What are you, some kind of guru or something? You teaching him those Positions or something?
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Geek:Give it a Head?
Geek[ Thinking]: Lets put some server requests.
Observer[Thinking]: Give "it" a head, what is "it"? bloody perverts.
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-Clean-
Geek: Better Clean it
Geek[ Thinking]: Need to make some space on my disk.
Observer[ Thinking]: Thank God!! Its over.. Geeks!! Do they even care to clean?
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-Sleep-
Geek: try Sleep
Geek [ Thinking]: OKies Unix console. Bye bye see you tomorrow
Observer[ Thinking]: Okay Pervert!! Sleep and live your f[beep]in life in wet dreams.
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Unix is a very interesting thing to learn. Don't you think?
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Unix is a very interesting thing to learn. Don't you think?
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9 comments:
Lol....even i fell fr the 'fsck' one! It wasn't until I read in the next line wat ws the whole deal really about!!
Hahahaha....freak'in awesome!! Unix is like Geek's Morse code fr sex or smthng! :p
Kidd'in!
The great Sorceraties spoke, and he made UNIX sexy.
@sanjog
i know you are in love with unix.
Unix is the only true chick.[ says the comments]
@sadi
Unix is sexy and cute and beautiful and..i can go on and on about it.
yeah stubborn too (at times)
lol :)
LOLOLOLOLOL
I love posts with Sax & Violins!
Soon enuf you gonna be called onto Jay Leno or something...
Need not mean you have to go ON TO Leno...... Just his SHOW.
TV SHOW!!!! lol
As soon as I saw the word finger my mind was all in with the observer...
I'm not gonna lie I have a dirty mind!
hey that was just so funny
where did u get those brains of urs,.......?
I dunno how on earth one could think like this.
anyway it was loads of laughs and to be honest a little of shocks.
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