Guy1: wow! doood..look at that bus.I just feel like touching it.
*moves near the computer screen.
Sorcerer: Okay! did you hear the news that somebody like you was arrested for having sex with
a car or mailbox or something like that.
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Sorcerer: Do you know that inverse of boob is poop?
Victim:huh!
Sorcerer: I may be bad with numbers, but I my friend is good with alphabets. b inverse is p.
Victim: does not work with capital letters.
Sorcerer: Go back to your stupid news paper.
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Sorcerer: Hey!! What you think of this idea of levitation using human exhaust.
Mr Poo:Yeah, the idea of rocket humans using own biogas I had in mind too. But I have to disapoint you, this guy Chris Angel is using some tricks, its not real. I have seen a documentary about using fart as propellant ( I think the show is called Jackass and the scientist Steve O).The result was just burning Ass hair. No levitation.
Sorcerer: If this is possible..Game Over Airline Companies.. Muaahahahahaha!!
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Darr***: I am a small talker.
Sent at 3:13 PM on Tuesday
Sorcerer: So you talk with font size 2?
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Microphobia: Your fear, Her Frustration." - Sorcerer
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9 comments:
Roflmao!!!
Awesome way to start the day....loved all the bits!!!
Especially the Inverse one...damn, it was sooo hard picking a favorite!!
@saadi
:)
thanks buddy for the comment :)
Microphobia! LOL
I was like working my ass off at my office and this was a pleasant change!
Lol I always love your conversation related posts next to those invented quotes!
:)
Sorcy man, where the hell do you get all this stuff man Aweshome, I am absolutely 110% think this post is AWESHOME DUDE
@sau
:) geee..my blog post tastes good with coffee..try it..
@yemiledu
:)conversations..i love em.
thanks for the comment
@sanjog
hey zitzyf... spasibo for the comment!
boy...u sure do know how NOT to keep webchats private :P
Cheers
CRD
@CRD
haha.. i ask permizon before posting scripts.
its fun
Yes, that true, he asked for permizon, dispozon, compozon and condizon.
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