< CONVERSATION >

Another conversation post to end the month with

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Sorcerer:Go ahead, I am listening.

DocChick:We were given a frog,for the experiment.

Sorcerer:hmm..

DocChick:Then we bang it on the desk.

Sorcerer:Poor frog, You BANG it?You said "WE" and is it an orgy kinda thingy?Frog Orgy! You got a video of it or something?

DocChick:Huh!!Its to shock it. Kinda like that.

Sorcerer:Is that what you are taught to do, whe

n you run out of local anasthesia?

DocChick:I would be glad to do that to you.

Sorcerer:Bang me, Bang me Bang me Bang me..*Droool

DocChick:I will never talk to you again.

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Sorcerer:Hey! Nice pic. Whose that guy standing next to you?

M**i*a: errr..thats my boyfriend.

Sorcerer: *Sighs

M**i*a:Why?

Sorcerer:You have 8 cousins+1 Fighter Pilot dad, I was plotting to abduct you.I need to redraw my plans.

M**i*a:I forgot to tell you, my boy friend is a boxer¹.

Sorcerer: I will take care of that with biscuits.

M**i*a: What?

Sorcerer:*Tries hard to not to laugh.

M**i*a:What?

Sorcerer:Ha ha ha ha

M**i*a:What?

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For those who is still wondering "WHAT?"

*^{1::Boxer according to me}

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Sorcerer:I got laid!!

Sanju:From who?

Sorcerer:My client. Ya know G******.

Sanju:Congrats.You will, You are earning in doooolars now.

Sorcerer: Yes!!She transfered it to my account.

Sanju:What?

Sorcerer:Oops!! PAID..not LAID!!

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Girl;I am a bi

Sorcerer:hmm...So How will someone know in which mode you are, like in you change color?

Girl:Mostly on weekends I am a lesbian.

Sorcerer:So you are like a part time lesbian. Wow!! Its Sunday today.

Girl:Its Saturday over here.

Sorcerer:* Oops!!Crashed and burned.

Girl:lol

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