Another conversation post to end the month with
Sorcerer:Go ahead, I am listening.
DocChick:We were given a frog,for the experiment.
DocChick:Then we bang it on the desk.
Sorcerer:Poor frog, You BANG it?You said "WE" and is it an orgy kinda thingy?Frog Orgy! You got a video of it or something?
DocChick:Huh!!Its to shock it. Kinda like that.
Sorcerer:Is that what you are taught to do, whe
n you run out of local anasthesia?
DocChick:I would be glad to do that to you.
Sorcerer:Bang me, Bang me Bang me Bang me..*Droool
DocChick:I will never talk to you again.
Sorcerer:Hey! Nice pic. Whose that guy standing next to you?
M**i*a: errr..thats my boyfriend.
Sorcerer:You have 8 cousins+1 Fighter Pilot dad, I was plotting to abduct you.I need to redraw my plans.
M**i*a:I forgot to tell you, my boy friend is a boxer1.
Sorcerer: I will take care of that with biscuits.
Sorcerer:*Tries hard to not to laugh.
Sorcerer:Ha ha ha ha
For those who is still wondering "WHAT?"
*1::Boxer according to me
Sorcerer:I got laid!!
Sorcerer:My client. Ya know G******.
Sanju:Congrats.You will, You are earning in doooolars now.
Sorcerer: Yes!!She transfered it to my account.
Sorcerer:Oops!! PAID..not LAID!!
Girl;I am a bi
Sorcerer:hmm...So How will someone know in which mode you are, like in you change color?
Girl:Mostly on weekends I am a lesbian.
Sorcerer:So you are like a part time lesbian. Wow!! Its Sunday today.
Girl:Its Saturday over here.
Sorcerer:* Oops!!Crashed and burned.