Friday, October 30, 2009

< CONVERSATION >


Another conversation post to end the month with



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Sorcerer:Go ahead, I am listening.

DocChick:We were given a frog,for the experiment.

Sorcerer:hmm..

DocChick:Then we bang it on the desk.

Sorcerer:Poor frog, You BANG it?You said "WE" and is it an orgy kinda thingy?Frog Orgy! You got a video of it or something?

DocChick:Huh!!Its to shock it. Kinda like that.

Sorcerer:Is that what you are taught to do, whe
n you run out of local anasthesia?

DocChick:I would be glad to do that to you.

Sorcerer:Bang me, Bang me Bang me Bang me..*Droool

DocChick:I will never talk to you again.
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Sorcerer:Hey! Nice pic. Whose that guy standing next to you?
M**i*a: errr..thats my boyfriend.

Sorcerer: *Sighs

M**i*a:Why?

Sorcerer:You have 8 cousins+1 Fighter Pilot dad, I was plotting to abduct you.I need to redraw my plans.

M**i*a:I forgot to tell you, my boy friend is a boxer1.

Sorcerer: I will take care of that with biscuits.

M**i*a: What?

Sorcerer:*Tries hard to not to laugh.

M**i*a:What?

Sorcerer:Ha ha ha ha

M**i*a:What?

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For those who is still wondering "WHAT?"

*1::Boxer according to me
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Sorcerer:I got laid!!

Sanju:From who?

Sorcerer:My client. Ya know G******.

Sanju:Congrats.You will, You are earning in doooolars now.

Sorcerer: Yes!!She transfered it to my account.

Sanju:What?

Sorcerer:Oops!! PAID..not LAID!!
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Girl;I am a bi

Sorcerer:hmm...So How will someone know in which mode you are, like in you change color?

Girl:Mostly on weekends I am a lesbian.

Sorcerer:So you are like a part time lesbian. Wow!! Its Sunday today.

Girl:Its Saturday over here.

Sorcerer:* Oops!!Crashed and burned.

Girl:lol

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6 comments:

sanz360 said...

funny...really...i mean...funny...
i love the boxer one. i used to have a boxer as a pet. i used to tell ppl that i have a boxer at home. they would go like 'really...your bro is a boxer'?.. and i would laugh and say, 'yea, somethin like that. he's getting there!'
LOL

Sorcerer said...

@sanz
spasibo comrade :)

санжог said...

HA HA HA HA HA

Secretia said...

Can we just be lesbian or gay in weekends? Is it really possible?

Uncommon Sense said...

nice

Satyu said...

hehehe..
Nice.. very funny :)

Takecare
Keep Smiling :)