Saturday, October 10, 2009

< DICTIONARY >


Some common words you will come across in your daily life and me and my buddie's humble efforts to give it the best definition.

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A

Autoexc.bat :Sextisaction through self gratification

Anti-Climax: A Bore-gasm.

Automated (Auto-mated): Act of making love in an automobile.

B

Bra: Best Rack Augmentation

Bacteria: A lab Culture.

Bandage(Ban-D-Age): Something that many cosmetics companies claim their products to do.

Binary: Of Both sexes

Bore:Someone who discarded your amazing enlightment

C

CANNIBAL(Can I Ball): What you ask your captain during a cricket match.

COLLEGE: A four year period 'Social Setting'.

E

Eternity: Start an argument with your wife/girl friend, and you will know.

Errors: Bread and butter of software testers

F

FUCK: The only word in English that means everything.

Finger: Manual calcultor.

G

God: Competitor of Darwin.

Gossiper: A guy/gal with sense of rumor.

H

Harddrive: Driving on the roads during heavy traffic.

I

Impotent :People with low hopes.

J

Jockey: A brand of innerwear

K

Kidnap:Your happy hours when the kid is taking a nap.

L

Law student:Someone who studies to lie with the rules.

Lecture:A performance that puts students to sleep

Locomotive(loco-motive): A nut case with a motive.

Love affair: 20-20 cricket format of love.

M

Mandate: A gay on a date.

Mathematical Model:A model based on mathematics, which goes by the figure -36-26-38

O

Orgasm - The gland finale.

P

Patience: Ability to smile when browsing on low bandwidth.

Professional:Geek

Q

Quickie:For the 10 second guy

R

Retard: Past tense of retire

S

Safe Sex:Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

Smart ass: Lets u know when its going to fart.

Smoke: What comes after sex when done without much foreplay.

T

Teenager: Punishment for enjoying sex.

U

Urinalysis :The study of pissed off people

V

VIRGIN: Someone who doesn't give a fuck.

W

Wordprocessor: A human who is a translator.

X
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Y
Yawn :Openly expressing your interst in something.

Z

Zebra : ze cloth which covers ze breasts.

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2 of my fellow inmates, helped me with some word definitions.
(In no particular order)



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22 comments:

Sammok said...

:P

safe sex :D

Sorcerer said...

@sammok..
hey!! ya rwak!

Saadi said...

OMG!!! These were the best ever!!! You guys should make ur own dictionary!!
Hahahahahah....loved everyone!

susie said...

khi khi..:P

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

lolz...n i thot lexicons wer boring....

Saurabh Panshikar said...

only word which means everything! lolz

keep it up, you and yo ppl

Karthik said...

Splendid, man.
virgin - someone who doesn't give a fuck?? lol... damn good.. :D
Amazing dictionary. :P

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

"Patience: Ability to smile when browsing on low bandwidth."


this is me :P :(

√♪נ汉Ψ said...

The world is not enough :P.
And your newer post is also amazing..
keep writing:)

санжог said...

Man, sorcy, madness does work, isnt it!!

AMD said...

nice work again... i liked the definition of smart ass... lolzz...

Sorcerer said...

@ all
thanks for the comment!

Ashley said...

ROFL!!! I like G, K and V the best! :)

Nice blog. Will go through it some time.
Cheers!

angel from heaven said...

X- an extra letter that has no definition!!!

Great list, loved reading it.

Uncommon Sense said...

that was cool!! some of them were really funny

Heavenly Muse said...

nice blog

poo said...

what dictionary damn!
the press release or above post was cool :)

nothingprofound said...

Some funny stuff. Should be included in an updated version of Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary."

Secretia said...

The word "therapist" the rapist?

Wordplay.....

Nice distionary!

Secretia

aliceinneverland said...

my favourite: FUCK: The only word in English that means everything.

This place rocks! :D

workhard said...

That list is hilarious.. where do u come up wid all this..



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Manjari Singh said...

VIRGIN: Someone who doesn't give a fuck

Orgasm - The gland finale.

FUCK: The only word in English that means everything.


Very innovative!