Some common words you will come across in your daily life and me and my buddie's humble efforts to give it the best definition.
Autoexc.bat :Sextisaction through self gratification
Anti-Climax: A Bore-gasm.
Automated (Auto-mated): Act of making love in an automobile.
Bra: Best Rack Augmentation
Bacteria: A lab Culture.
Bandage(Ban-D-Age): Something that many cosmetics companies claim their products to do.
Binary: Of Both sexes
Bore:Someone who discarded your amazing enlightment
CANNIBAL(Can I Ball): What you ask your captain during a cricket match.
COLLEGE: A four year period 'Social Setting'.
Eternity: Start an argument with your wife/girl friend, and you will know.
Errors: Bread and butter of software testers
FUCK: The only word in English that means everything.
Finger: Manual calcultor.
God: Competitor of Darwin.
Gossiper: A guy/gal with sense of rumor.
Harddrive: Driving on the roads during heavy traffic.
Impotent :People with low hopes.
Jockey: A brand of innerwear
Kidnap:Your happy hours when the kid is taking a nap.
Law student:Someone who studies to lie with the rules.
Lecture:A performance that puts students to sleep
Locomotive(loco-motive): A nut case with a motive.
Love affair: 20-20 cricket format of love.
Mandate: A gay on a date.
Mathematical Model:A model based on mathematics, which goes by the figure -36-26-38
Orgasm - The gland finale.
Patience: Ability to smile when browsing on low bandwidth.
Quickie:For the 10 second guy
Retard: Past tense of retire
Safe Sex:Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
Smart ass: Lets u know when its going to fart.
Smoke: What comes after sex when done without much foreplay.
Teenager: Punishment for enjoying sex.
Urinalysis :The study of pissed off people
VIRGIN: Someone who doesn't give a fuck.
Wordprocessor: A human who is a translator.
Yawn :Openly expressing your interst in something.
Zebra : ze cloth which covers ze breasts.
2 of my fellow inmates, helped me with some word definitions.
(In no particular order)