D: Sorcy!! I found a dead lizard near my shoe-box. Had to take its dead carcass out. While doing so it fell down on the stairs with an icky thud.
Sorcerer: Poor Lizard. Wash your socks.
n00b:What is HTF?
Sorcerer:Cousin of WTF.
Genius:I am sorry, I didn't mean to delete it.
Sorcerer: May all your downloads drop at 99%.
writing letters to professors
and other stuff
onlinecreep; Where you goin?
Sorcerer:Follow me if you wanna take bath in fountain of youth.
Genius:You seem to be busy these days.
Sorcerer:Yeah coding a software project for my cousin..
Genius:Wow!!That's good.Lucky him.
Sorcerer: Yeah!! wait till a furry lil 'violet monkey' crawls across the screen and wave at him when he is giving the software presentation to his class.
Nameless:Reach that place and ask any kid for the way to my home.
Sorcerer:Kid? Errrr.. I think I am busy this weekend.
санжог: but coz I am Karmic Koala i dont have to look around for apache !!
aweshome!! Karmic Koala rocks!! windows SUCKS
Sent at 8:43 PM on Friday
Edd:WTF..There is some disturbance in the line..
Sorcerer:I think FBI is recording our conversation.Tell em..Tell em the truth.
Sorcerer:Dear FBI..If in case you are listening to this. The bush we meant was something entirely different. It's not spelled with capital B and we said bonsai not Bosnia.
There's a lot of mallu conversations I have published, for the world to read. This incident happened during my stint in some place where I was supposed to learn technology.
It had one of my classmate who was having..same issue.."pronoun trouble."
That was a Java Class and I was in need of a hot cup of it to keep my eyes open. I was suspended in between the standby mode and hibernation mode. The chick who was sitting near me was playing solitaire and she had nails on her finger which enabled her to keep me away from the mouse.
*sigh (Beurocrat chick)
The 'classmate' was sitting behind me, and was 'actually learning' to code in Java [ I say to get his money's worth] decided to ask some stupid question.
[I had this gut feeling that my sleep is gonna get disturbed. You can't sleep peacefully when, the whole class is stirring up.]
The 'Classmate' asked something soo dumb like "what is the sex of a semicolon and what is it doing near the other hanging thing in front of it".
The question was ignored by our awesome instructor like an expired cookie file.
He said "Poda". Which translated to English would be "Fuck Off" but in not that hard way.
Its a mellowed version of "Fuck Off." [ Yeah guys XX version]
My classmate who was soo sensitive felt so bad by that "Poda.".
After the class, I who had that fighter attitude in life, was the first one from the backseat to be near the door. Thank God I overheard this conversation.
Class Mate: Sir,
Class Mate: Sirrrr..when you said "poda" I very well fielded.
A Mallu is taught three tenses during his English Class.
Tense tenses like Like Liked Lik"ed"
So Feel Feeled Fielded