Friday, February 5, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


D: Sorcy!! I found a dead lizard near my shoe-box. Had to take its dead carcass out. While doing so it fell down on the stairs with an icky thud.

Sorcerer: Poor Lizard. Wash your socks.
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n00b:What is HTF?

Sorcerer:Cousin of WTF.
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Genius:I am sorry, I didn't mean to delete it.

Sorcerer: May all your downloads drop at 99%.
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R****: i need to learn official communication
writing letters to professors
and other stuff

Sorcerer: Use as many swear words as you can pack in a single sentence in all dramatically possible ways.
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onlinecreep; Where you goin?

Sorcerer:Follow me if you wanna take bath in fountain of youth.
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Genius:You seem to be busy these days.

Sorcerer:Yeah coding a software project for my cousin..
*sigh

Genius:Wow!!That's good.Lucky him.

Sorcerer: Yeah!! wait till a furry lil 'violet monkey' crawls across the screen and wave at him when he is giving the software presentation to his class.
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Nameless:Reach that place and ask any kid for the way to my home.

Sorcerer:Kid? Errrr.. I think I am busy this weekend.

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санжог: but coz I am Karmic Koala i dont have to look around for apache !!
aweshome!! Karmic Koala rocks!! windows SUCKS

Sorcerer: for FREE

санжог: open source honeY!!

Sent at 8:43 PM on Friday
Sorcerer: oooh..that could classify as a good pickup line ."Open Source..honey".

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Edd:WTF..There is some disturbance in the line..

Sorcerer:I think FBI is recording our conversation.Tell em..Tell em the truth.

Edd:What?

Sorcerer:Dear FBI..If in case you are listening to this. The bush we meant was something entirely different. It's not spelled with capital B and we said bonsai not Bosnia.
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There's a lot of mallu conversations I have published, for the world to read. This incident happened during my stint in some place where I was supposed to learn technology.
It had one of my classmate who was having..same issue.."pronoun trouble."

That was a Java Class and I was in need of a hot cup of it to keep my eyes open. I was suspended in between the standby mode and hibernation mode. The chick who was sitting near me was playing solitaire and she had nails on her finger which enabled her to keep me away from the mouse.
*sigh (Beurocrat chick)

The 'classmate' was sitting behind me, and was 'actually learning' to code in Java [ I say to get his money's worth] decided to ask some stupid question.
[I had this gut feeling that my sleep is gonna get disturbed. You can't sleep peacefully when, the whole class is stirring up.]

The 'Classmate' asked something soo dumb like "what is the sex of a semicolon and what is it doing near the other hanging thing in front of it".
The question was ignored by our awesome instructor like an expired cookie file.
He said "Poda". Which translated to English would be "Fuck Off" but in not that hard way.
Its a mellowed version of "Fuck Off." [ Yeah guys XX version]

My classmate who was soo sensitive felt so bad by that "Poda.".

After the class, I who had that fighter attitude in life, was the first one from the backseat to be near the door. Thank God I overheard this conversation.

Class Mate: Sir,

Instructor: Yes

Class Mate: Sirrrr..when you said "poda" I very well fielded.
..
..
A Mallu is taught three tenses during his English Class.

Tense tenses like Like Liked Lik"ed"
So Feel Feeled Fielded

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41 comments:

Shruti Mukundan said...

hee hee.. download dropping at 99%, cant get worst!!

Saadi said...

OMG!! Sorcy, the HTF definition made me lol like crazy....tht guy whoevr he was was an original unadulterated...n so was ur advice! ;)

N yea...tht one baaaad 'shaap'!

theschmuck said...

Omg,I'm never getting on your bad side.I HATE it when downloads drop at 99pc or even 90 for that matter!

Sorcerer said...

@theschmuck
hhaha...its a good way of blessing those who bug you..no?

@saadi
Yeah..even I was..kinda like..WTF when he asked me HTF.
but i think I figured out the TD part.but H part I had my doubts..
Highdefenition..may be

@shruthimukundan
thanks for the comment

geeta said...

Sympathising lizard....oooh..and God your tenses..
a dose of laughter again..

Sorry for not commenting on few of your posts..
It seems I am very irregular hopping into blogs ..

Rishi said...

LMAO

where's the rest of the family of WTF

PS: can u give me the code for giant monkey.. lots of s/w borrower who could learn a lesson from it.. ;)

Sorcerer said...

@geeta
:)
haha..lizard.
its alright.. :) thanks for dropping by and the comment

Sakshi said...

FIELDED!!! ROFL!!!

Sorcerer said...

@rishi
yeah..I will publish it after his presentation.

@sakshi
thank you.and it was really really awesome

akanksha said...

LOL!!
Glad u visited me and I found ur blog! :)

Amazing stuff, I must say! Just too good for words!

And I agree,Download dropping at 99% is worse than worse!

subu.ps said...

download dropping at 99%!! the genius will be "fielded" badly ;)
Very innovative and hilarious conversation.

Miss_Nobody said...

OOO I learn so much from you :P,indeed it is!

sm said...

very funny
lol

Sorcerer said...

@sm
thank you

@miss_nobody
haha
thanks for the comment

@subu.p.s
thank you for the comment

@akansha
thanks for the comment

supriya said...

your curse for download dropping at 99% and the FBI talk was awesome..!!

Meenakshi said...

awesome conversations..liked almost all of them.. :)

anupama said...

Dear Sorcerer,
Good Morning!
Thanks for dropping by my site.
I totally disagree to what you have penned down about Mallus.why only Mallus?everywhere,each and and everyone is influenced by the regional language.when the basics are not taught correctly,mistakes do occur.
those who are good in English,take it as a challenge,'Each one,teach one'.
If a teacher starts teasing at the mistakes of students,what will be the mental status?
So,do a good job today.call up your classmate and correct him lovingly.[I do that].
'Poda'' is being said lovingly.
Wishing you a wonderful weekend,
Sasneham,
Anu

Sorcerer said...

@anupama
well..I am myself a mallu ..and Yeah..I mean things can be taken in different perspective.
peace out

@meenakshi
heyyaaa..thanks for the comment

@supriya
thanks for the comment

chitra said...

Sorci,

"Poda" nice interpretation .I feel think about it twice before using it.

Liked the lizard thing.I feel pity for the socks also.

mia999 said...

I did learn that word first in Grade 3 despite not knowing Malayalam, since back then everyone was keen on learning as many curse words as possible. My classmates had this massive list of curse words in all languages!

lol@Yeah!! wait till a furry lil 'violet monkey' crawls across the screen and wave at him when he is giving the software presentation to his class.

mia999 said...

I did learn that word first in Grade 3 despite not knowing Malayalam, since back then everyone was keen on learning as many curse words as possible. My classmates had this massive list of curse words in all languages!

lol@Yeah!! wait till a furry lil 'violet monkey' crawls across the screen and wave at him when he is giving the software presentation to his class.

Queenmatrai said...

This post reminded me of a song that was played waaaay too many times during an event that I was executing.
I have no idea what the song meant though...

"AApadi Pode???"

Farila said...

After hinglish is it Mallish now? LOL

Chocolate Lover said...

ROFL!!
Hehehehehe

sorcerer said...

@chocolatelover
thank you for ze comment

@farila
haha...yeah..kinda

@queenmatrai
thank you for the comment

@mia999
thank you for the comment

@chitra
'poda' is not a bad word actually. and our instuctor said that, in funny way.
...
thanks for the comment

Megha said...

poor cousin...kya haal hoga..
and did the guy really asked that question, and did the proff asnwered with that beepword ?

nice post :)

санжог said...

this a first no post from sorcy today!! as in Saturday!!

Saucer You are a ITpro who will become a script writer one day

D said...

watt ya sorcy? i became Edd now???

and my socks DO NOT stink...

HTF...lolzz :D

$.RYN.$ said...

i liked the fbi thing best ....hahahaha

Ashley said...

Hahaaa..Loved FBI and Poda is Mallu for F off??? Now there is something that I did not know! :D

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

bosnia n bonsai!!! ROFL ...
gr8 post...i wish i cud talk lyk dat!!!

Sorcerer said...

@buzz
welcome back.. buzzzz..welcome back with a buzzz..
thanks for the comment

@ashley
poda does not mean that..but..yeah..it means.."get lost" in a good way

@D
haha..Yeah..Ed Edd and Eddy
hahahaha..ho ho ho
yeah..HTF..and we need some acronym for Flying thingy too

@sanjog
Uttam gath gathahu padam
Madhyam padam..thuchuk thuchuk
Kanishtam...dhud dhudeeya padam
sur sureeyu.... Praaaan..Ghatak

@megha
haha... yeah he asked that question
and its not exactly a hard core beep word..its a fun way of saying..get lost

Sorcerer said...

@$R.Y.N$
thanks for the comment

@ease said...

ur underwear idea is amazing, i think we should find ways to commercialize it to benefit the masses....
and the conversation wer jus too good.

Me said...

the curse *shudder
:D

Sorcerere said...

@ease
really? No?
its cool . no?
awesome no?
i think some companies find the potential in it

@me
har har har
thanks for the comment

Sorcerere said...

@ease
really? No?
its cool . no?
awesome no?
i think some companies find the potential in it

@me
har har har
thanks for the comment

Pratik Gupta said...

Like Liked Licked :D some Bleh from me, but a Masterpiece from the amster himself !!

Sorcerer said...

@pratik gupta
haha..thank you for the comment

Yemiledu said...

fielded hahahha...

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
haha..thanks for the comment