quirky: lol i waz zaying i gotta go
zome ppl unlike u have 2 zleep ;)
Sorcerer: yeah..and some ppl unlike you have 'S" key on keyboard *whistles a tune
N00b:Windows says I have 4 days left...
Sorcerer: Return the tape to windows.
Va: What should I do to make my system run faster.
Sorcerer: Paint it Ferrari Red.
Cousin: He is like...BGuru+Her=Love..But ..
Sorcerer:So..you friends think its not love but data type miss match...
Cousin:Kinda like that..
Genius: Man invented fire...
Sorcerer: Then he invented lubricated condoms..so to prevent fire.
Genius: You got a point there..
Genius:I don't have enough talk time on my mobile phone to give you missed calls.
Sorcerer: You have money for cigarettes..right?
Genius:Yeah!! Sure...Sure..I do have..
Sorcerer:Give me smoke signal when you reach near my home.