Monday, February 15, 2010

.::CHAT CONVERSATION::.

Genius: Damn, It's too hot outside.

Sorcerer: Yes! we gonna get color coded.
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Genius: No. I have plans this Saturday.

4:51 PM

Sorcerer: Okay.So we are counting you out from this weekend plans

Genius: hmm.

Sorcerer: What you planning to do?

Genius: My girl friend is going to teach me how to cock a chicken.

Sorcerer:WOW!! That's something..

Genius:COOK..COOK..I am changing my neighborhood over that typo.
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Wiseguy:How do you always manage to find seat in a crowded place?

Sorcerer: Free advice..Play tetris..
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Ra***** Did you check that file I emailed?

Sorcerer: Yeah!! Its some cipher.

Ra***** Its called.....................................................................
12:52 PM

Sorcerer:Called?

Ra***** ................................................

Sorcerer:If you are typing in braille err...Just want to say that..I am not blind.
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Wiseguy: Going to buy my girl friend a belated birthday present.Any recommendation?

Sorcerer:VOODOO DOLL!!
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Sorcerer:Hey n00b welcome back.Long time no see.

n00b:Mom locked my system.

Sorcerer: Changed password?

n00b:Nope. Took away my keyboard :(
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30 comments:

subu.ps said...

Cook and cock. What an inventive spelling goof up.. really funny :) LOL

Vamsi said...

wow !

Uncommon Sense said...

took away the keyword was nice

chitra said...

I liked the last one. Taking key board away.

- Sugar Cube - said...

"Changed password?

Nope. Took away my keyboard :( "

Haha!

Pratik Gupta said...

I always thought there was something deeper about tetris! :)

supriya said...

he he he...sorcerer giving guest appearances these days..!

SindhuBhairavi said...

the braille one and key board :)

cool mom!! :)

smitzy said...

LOL nice one... that typo was fantastic.. update us soon if genius did change his neighbourhood :)

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

ROFL!!! .>>.smart mommy!!
errr........braille!!

rohini said...

hahaha.....keyboard taking was a nice one

Sakshi said...

COCK the Chicken- JUST awesome. :P

Aditya said...

lol haha @ Keyboard! That was awesome!

Sid said...

Color Coded?? Dude i thght u were a Mallu so arent u guys born color coded by the sun? :P

Yemiledu said...

LOL @ Locking the system!
Hahahha...this Noob is really funny :P

Sorcerer said...

@yemiledu
thanks for the comment

@sid
hmm..some are ..some are monochoromatic

@aditya
thanks for the comment

@sakshi
typos...muaahahahahahahah

@rohini
thanks for the comment

@buzz
errr...thanks

@smitzy
haha..sure hes not gonna hear the end of it

@sindhubhairavi
thanks for the comment

@supriya
thanks for the comment..yeah..kinda caught up with some projects

@pratik
yeah..it is..it is...it helps us find..space in a hay sack

@sugarcube
thanks for the comment

@chitra
thank you for the comment

@uncommonsense
thanks buddy for the visit and the comment

@vamsi
:)

@subu
thank you buddy for the comment

Nothingman said...

the kid with the lost keyboard must be wishing he had a laptop :D

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Four Dinners said...

Excuse me. I know people who have cocked a chicken.

Admittedly I deny it when sober...

Sorcerer said...

@nothingman
haha..thats how you can make the system so secure
thanks for the comment


@fourdinners
hahaha..
thanks for the comment

Megha said...

i didnt get the tetris thing...

You are tagged. Check my post
http://fullofcherries.blogspot.com/2010/02/tagged-so-here-i-am.html

theschmuck said...

god SERIOUSLY?the keyboard? LOL!

sending midweek cheers your way~
Sweta(theschmuck)

Meenakshi said...

hehehehehehe... good good... why do people always get their worst typo errors with you??? paavam

Sorcerer said...

@meenakshi
:)
thanks for the comment

@theschmuck
thanks for the midweek cheers and thank you for the comment

@megha
thank you for the comment

Destiny's child... said...

voodoo doll? Lol
n cock a chicken...that's rofl..:D

Anonymous said...

How do you always manage to find seat in a crowded place?

Wow! For this one over here the craze was pretending one had swine flu, even when it was a common cold! Everyone would run away then!

Mia

anishthomas said...

@mom ----lol...that was ultimate....moms are so sawy now a days....between tell her don't give ideas to others also :)

@n cock a chicken. ....that was killer one...sorci you have got so many 'lively' friends

susie said...

wasnt it ur mom sorc??

Sprcerer said...

@destinys child
thank you for the comment

@mia
yeah..swine ful is a good idea actually..

@anishthomas
thank you for the comment

@susie
no scoozy..it was the n00b

Ashley said...

LOL..Typos, dots, voodoo dolls and missing keyboards. Such a mystery. Good fun. :)

Ode Writer said...

Hilarious!!

:)