Tuesday, February 9, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


This hot chick in our office bought her new Activa. We harmless guys were checking her out; I meant the Activa. She was a n00b on the road then who had got her driver's license only recently.

She: So..Hows it guyz?

Harmless Guy 1: Yeah!! It's cool.

She:So..

Really Harmless Guy (Read Sorcerer): Cool! Its nice.

She:Anyone wanna get on the back?

Harmless Guy1:errrr...

Really Harmless Guy: Errr.... hmmm..

She:I need to practice by taking people at the back before I take my husband.

Oh!! I forgot to tell you..she was an engaged(Read:Endangered) chick. [ I thought you must have guessed it when I said..err..hmm.]

Harmless guy 1: So you want to practice on us?

Really Harmless Guy: Us?Errr..hmmm....Us?

She stumbled for words, like a n00b stumbles on clutch; when she thought about what "offer" she had given us.
She didn't even say a word of farewell that day; she just got on her Activa and left us standing staring at the backseat.

Harmless guy 1: Sorcy, What was that...

Really Harmless Guy:errr...Hmm...An offer we just can't refuse if it was said on the backseat of a car.
..
..

n00b: What is buffer overflow?

Sorcerer:Wet dreams for computers.

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..

Sorcerer: What you doing with the laptop?

Cousin:Looking for access point..

Sorcerer: Ooooh!! We simply say..GIRLS..

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Sorcerer: only time when someone comes to my room..or take over in a way is when my cousin is at home ...
he breathes..games

Rashmi: hmmm
12:39 PM
but tht can be tolerated considering u two share the same interest

Sorcerer: and only one keyboard

Rashmi: here we only share one thing.....thts our DNA
base
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..

Genius:You watched 3 idiots?

Sorcerer:Yeah!!

Genius:Ya know..I can relate to it.I wanted to be a firefighter when I was a kid.

Sorcerer: Hmm...

Genius:And guess..what I ended up with softwares..

Sorcerer:You still want to hose down...but your priorities changed.You are still a fire man..


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43 comments:

Four Dinners said...

I drink Activia but I have no idea what an Activa is.

I'm old. Still alive I believe. Just old...;-)

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

such a hilarious post.five in d morning. ur mind nvr slps i guess.. :) cuz such a stunt needs practice.u pulled on perfectly :)

I've been reading all ur posts bt hdnt been able 2 comment...wuz a li'l busy.
will update soon :)
awesome post :)

Sakshi said...

LOL!!! You are sooo funny.

P. Venugopal said...

Nice stuff to begin the day with. Just dropped in to say hello and raise my hat.

swapnanjali said...

:) again saying that yes your words are placed so correctly ...:)

enjoyed this post also :)

theschmuck said...

God,your mind is one WHIRRING machine.Never run out of fuel.Or fodder :P

sulagna ™ said...

and then you men say "we dont think dirty"

smitzy said...

hehehe.. Doesn't your brain ever stand-by or even hibernate :P :P

M@ria said...

buffer overflow...wet dream of comps!!
lolll...

anishthomas said...

lol Chey oru chance kalangelo :( ....

chitra said...

The Activa episode is good Really Harmless guy.

Saadi said...

Hahaha...Rashmi killed u with the DNA talk!!!

subu.ps said...

Really funny. you know how to make people laugh !! LOL
This activa girl may never ever give a lift coz of this episode, courtesy "Harm less" guys.

Prameela said...

Blogs titled 'Conversations' are really the best of the lot.....you seem to be surrounded by whacky folks. Keep them coming!

Pratik Gupta said...

"An offer we just can't refuse if it was said on the backseat of a car." I sincerely wish that you would have got this offer :)Luck for the future!

Me said...

convos convos
more more

Karthik said...

Buffer overflow? Wet dreams?? lol.. :D
You never fall short of these, do you? Too good, man.

Sorcerer said...

@karthik
yeah..true.no?

@Me
yeah yeah..convos convos..ebry where

@pratik gupta
yesh..thank you for the comment

@prameela
thank you for the comment

@subu.ps
hahahaa yes

@Saadi
yes..yes..haha

@chitra
thank you for the comment

@anishthomas
yes..thank you for the comment

@M@ria
yes..term defined

@smitzy
nope..its always kept cool by coffeee..

@sulagna
thank you ..thank you..
haha

@theshmuck
thank you for the comment

@swapnanjali
hmm.yes.. thank you for the comment

@p.Venugopal
thanks you sir. Nice to see you back after a long time in the blogosphere

@Sakshi
thank you for the comment

@Nofairytale
yes..I guessed that too.. :)
thank you

@fourddinners
err..activa is the name of a bike.

Rajlakshmi said...

lolzzzzz ROFLING...
that is absolutely hillarious... :D
quite an interesting convos you have :)

Megha said...

LOL....cool post...
harmless and really harmless guys... :D

Meenakshi said...

engaged(Read:Endangered) - hehehe... i had the biggest laugh at that.. poor girl, what an innocent question can be deciphered as by really harmless guy ... the world seems to be full of really harmless guys :)

nice post.. with ample dose of smiles..

Quirky said...

You hesitated over an 'offer'..?! ( Even if from an 'endangered' chick? )
Sorcy...sorcy.. are you feeling alright?!

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

heeeeeeehaaaahahaaa haa......
d activa one was :P lolzie!!!

Sid said...

"buffer overflow = wet dream for comps" Superb one dude :D

geeta said...

Looks like your mind is overflowing with conversations...gr8...I recalled my Activa..umhh but no such episodes..

Sorcrrer said...

@geeta
thank you for the comment

@sid
:)

@buzzz
thanks for the buzzzzzzz..buzz

@quirky
haha...yeah..got some rules..no?

@meenakshi
thanks for the comment

@megha
thanks for the comment

@rajalakshmi
thank you for the comment

Ria said...

what an interesting conversation...ur posts are always hilarious!! :)

sulagna ™ said...

Sorci where art thou ???


i am missing the Muuahahaha's...nobody cares anymore :(

Chanz said...

Haaaaaaa... u wouldnt refuse if the offer had been made for the backseat of a car... sachi...?? :P

Yemiledu said...

Was wondering how you always come up with so many interesting conversations all the time..:~)

Aapurb said...

good one!!!
interesting,like the way u presented the dialogues.

Babli said...

Very nice, funny and interesting post. I liked it very much.

Barbie Jones said...

So your boss has an excellent taste when it comes to women?But can she type?In other words does she qulilify for the job?Or did he hire her purely based on remarkable appearance?Then there might be a little weakness there that has me concerned,which he needs to get rid of.Office romances do not work,unless the two marry of cource,if the romance ends the atmosphere gets a little too heavy to accomplish the day's work load,especially if there is cheating going on.

Shas said...

Lolzzz....that was terrific.

Barbie Jones said...

Thank you for praying for me,I have never felt prayers like I felt yours Socerer.One moment I'm sick as a dog the next I'm healthy as a horse ever since yesteday.It's a spiritual battle raging in my body.Right now I am fit as a fiddle.Thank you so much,you must really love me very much and be exhausted from fighting this battle.You are a great man.

- Sugar Cube - said...

lol!
have you ever considered writing a book ? :D
hilarious stuff.Witty as well :D

Oxymoron said...

loved the buffer overflow and access point ones.....good one....

Chanz said...

u have been tagged... check ma blog

http://jainchandni.blogspot.com/2010/02/chinese-tag-and-honest-scrap.html

Sorcerer said...

@chanz
thanks you..

@oxymoron
thank you buddy

@sugarcube
thank you for the comment

@shas
thank you for the comment

@babli
thank you for the comment


@aapurb
thank you for the comment

@yemiledu
thanks for the comment

@sulagna
busy with an awesome project..gray cells engaged with projects

@ria
thanks for the comment

Ashley said...

Lol..This sure is your forte! Convos sure rock! :)

Sorcerer said...

@ashley
thank you for the comment

NesQuarX said...

Bwahahahahahahaha! Hilarious!

Sorcerer said...

@nesquarx
thanks for the comment