This hot chick in our office bought her new Activa. We harmless guys were checking her out; I meant the Activa. She was a n00b on the road then who had got her driver's license only recently.
She: So..Hows it guyz?
Harmless Guy 1: Yeah!! It's cool.
Really Harmless Guy (Read Sorcerer): Cool! Its nice.
She:Anyone wanna get on the back?
Really Harmless Guy: Errr.... hmmm..
She:I need to practice by taking people at the back before I take my husband.
Oh!! I forgot to tell you..she was an engaged(Read:Endangered) chick. [ I thought you must have guessed it when I said..err..hmm.]
Harmless guy 1: So you want to practice on us?
Really Harmless Guy: Us?Errr..hmmm....Us?
She stumbled for words, like a n00b stumbles on clutch; when she thought about what "offer" she had given us.
She didn't even say a word of farewell that day; she just got on her Activa and left us standing staring at the backseat.
Harmless guy 1: Sorcy, What was that...
Really Harmless Guy:errr...Hmm...An offer we just can't refuse if it was said on the backseat of a car.
n00b: What is buffer overflow?
Sorcerer:Wet dreams for computers.
Sorcerer: What you doing with the laptop?
Cousin:Looking for access point..
Sorcerer: Ooooh!! We simply say..GIRLS..
Sorcerer: only time when someone comes to my room..or take over in a way is when my cousin is at home ...
but tht can be tolerated considering u two share the same interest
Sorcerer: and only one keyboard
Rashmi: here we only share one thing.....thts our DNA
Genius:You watched 3 idiots?
Genius:Ya know..I can relate to it.I wanted to be a firefighter when I was a kid.
Genius:And guess..what I ended up with softwares..
Sorcerer:You still want to hose down...but your priorities changed.You are still a fire man..