Monday, February 1, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Sorcerer:Done with your resume?

Genius:Can I add Farmville as career skill.

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Sorcerer:Seems like you are busy.

Genius:Yes I am.What color does maroon look like?

Sorcerer:Ohkay!! She asked you something about some dress.Heard of google?

Genius:Kinda. Heard of Movie called Maroon.

Sorcerer:oh. Code= #810541 put it inside HTML tag and see and next time ask her for color code.

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Wiseguy: Can I ask her if she is hot?


Sorcerer: Whats the point?If you undress her all you get is Binary.

Wiseguy:That's one point.

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n00b:Where should I register to get a good response, for a job?

Sorcerer:At the end of your arm.
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Genius:Where the F[beep] you people been. I grew root standing here.

Sorcerer:That's not called root when you wait for us, standing in front of a ladies hostel.

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Wiseguy: I think I have OBD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Genius:It's called CGED. can't get enough Disorder.

Sorcerer:Yeah..I read it somewhere too.
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MI6: ya that and lotsa stuff

Sorcerer: like?

MI6: i mean lotsa porn stuff
lol

Sorcerer: yeah..Ya know..God created porn so that Eve could go shopping.

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Genius:Hey!! I got a good question.Are condoms tested on animals?

Sorcerer: In goats they thrust to test.

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MI6: I'd prefer a lap dance instead

Sorcerer: i prefer pole dance on my lap

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Genius:My girl friend is planning to get a piercing on her eyebrows

Sorcerer:Is she gonna hang a lil curtain on that?


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31 comments:

anishthomas said...

lol..so you guys are in final year?I mean resume preparation and all

Saurabh Panshikar said...

LALALLALAALALAL

My firsht!

LOL@ Farmville

Sorcerer said...

@anisthomas
Nooo!! Not Me..My friend is planning to look for new pastures. We are quiet seasoned in the IT and related industry.

:)


@sau
hahahaha..
yeah! new revolution

Saadi said...

Shouldn't it be other way round?! Since Even went shopping God created
porn?

Jst wondering! :p

Nehow...cool post, Sorcy!

Yemiledu said...

Seems like there are so many and many posts waiting to be read here :~)
Will read them all soooon!!

Inb/w here is an award for you!
http://yemiledu.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-awards.html
:~)

Megha said...

first & last are the best ;)
How do u think of this...
:D

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

in goats they thrust to test

LMAO!!! :D

Tarun Mitra said...

laugh riot...:D

susie said...

why does the first one sound like frm someone i knw.. :P

Pratik Gupta said...

Can I add Farmville as career skill....shear brilliance!! :)

Ashley said...

How on earth do you manage to post so often??? :o

That said I liked the last one the best! :)

Sakshi said...

Oh, farmville as a part of the resume, that is nice. Then, Mafia wars should be considered as a qualification too...!!!

Farila said...

I am very curious to see where you all are heading to..
The journey is fun...
http://chaptersfrommylife.blogspot.com/

dilontherocks said...

hahahah..Lol..You are really sorrounded by geniuses and wise ppl..:)

Oxymoron said...

resume entry
Skills:Acting.....after loosing a round of Counter Strike against my younger brother i acted as if i did not care... :D
loved the n00b one...

Queenmatrai said...

Now that cracked me up LOL

Chanz said...

Simple love the first 3... :)

Sorcerer said...

@queen
Aye aye..QUeeny..Aye Aye!

@oxymoron
hahahahaha..yeah..thse younger kiddos!!!


@dilonrocks
yeah yeah..geniasses

@Farilla
haha.thank you for the comment

@Sakshi
yes..yes...we need to debate on that subject with some H.Rs

@Ashley
hmm.I got OCD for blogging

@pratik
thank u..thank you

@susie
hahahaa..you guessed it righty..

@Tarun
thank you buddy for the comment


@Nofairytale
thank you for the comment

@megha
hmm..you shuld read about my post on Gray cells..

Sorcerer said...

@chanz
thank you :)
for the comment

Rashmi said...

lol...awesome!

Sorcerer said...

@Rashmi
Long time..No seee
Seems like you been busy in the realworld.
Nice to see you back on my blog
Thank you for the comment :)

Rashmi said...

Hey Sorcy,
Well i am not busy at all, but yes i have not been on the writing front since long, now i am back...

Real world, i dont really know what that means as this place seems more real to me than anything else :)

I enjoy reading your blog so i had to come here.
Cheers!

supriya said...

he he he..."pole dance on my lap" ... good going dude..!!

Sorcerer said...

@rashmi
okies... thank you for the visit.
Welcome back to the real world

@supriya
thank you for the comment

chitra said...

I wonder how you are able to write like this.Good work.

Sorcerer said...

@chitra
thak you for the comment
:)

Me said...

ayyo vayya..chirichu chiriichu vayya

Sorcerer said...

@me
hahaha..:)
thanks for the comment

theschmuck said...

LMAO at all of them!sheesh!you rock my sicks!

Sorcerer said...

@theschmuck
thanks for the comment

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