Monday, February 1, 2010


Sorcerer:Done with your resume?

Genius:Can I add Farmville as career skill.


Sorcerer:Seems like you are busy.

Genius:Yes I am.What color does maroon look like?

Sorcerer:Ohkay!! She asked you something about some dress.Heard of google?

Genius:Kinda. Heard of Movie called Maroon.

Sorcerer:oh. Code= #810541 put it inside HTML tag and see and next time ask her for color code.


Wiseguy: Can I ask her if she is hot?

Sorcerer: Whats the point?If you undress her all you get is Binary.

Wiseguy:That's one point.

n00b:Where should I register to get a good response, for a job?

Sorcerer:At the end of your arm.

Genius:Where the F[beep] you people been. I grew root standing here.

Sorcerer:That's not called root when you wait for us, standing in front of a ladies hostel.


Wiseguy: I think I have OBD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Genius:It's called CGED. can't get enough Disorder.

Sorcerer:Yeah..I read it somewhere too.

MI6: ya that and lotsa stuff

Sorcerer: like?

MI6: i mean lotsa porn stuff

Sorcerer: yeah..Ya know..God created porn so that Eve could go shopping.


Genius:Hey!! I got a good question.Are condoms tested on animals?

Sorcerer: In goats they thrust to test.


MI6: I'd prefer a lap dance instead

Sorcerer: i prefer pole dance on my lap


Genius:My girl friend is planning to get a piercing on her eyebrows

Sorcerer:Is she gonna hang a lil curtain on that?



Anonymous said... you guys are in final year?I mean resume preparation and all

Saurabh Panshikar said...


My firsht!

LOL@ Farmville

Sorcerer said...

Nooo!! Not Me..My friend is planning to look for new pastures. We are quiet seasoned in the IT and related industry.


yeah! new revolution

Saadi said...

Shouldn't it be other way round?! Since Even went shopping God created

Jst wondering! :p post, Sorcy!

Anonymous said...

Seems like there are so many and many posts waiting to be read here :~)
Will read them all soooon!!

Inb/w here is an award for you!

Megha said...

first & last are the best ;)
How do u think of this...

NoFaIrYtAlE said...

in goats they thrust to test

LMAO!!! :D

Tarun Mitra said...

laugh riot...:D

susie said...

why does the first one sound like frm someone i knw.. :P

Pratik Gupta said...

Can I add Farmville as career skill....shear brilliance!! :)

Ashley said...

How on earth do you manage to post so often??? :o

That said I liked the last one the best! :)

Sakshi said...

Oh, farmville as a part of the resume, that is nice. Then, Mafia wars should be considered as a qualification too...!!!

Farila said...

I am very curious to see where you all are heading to..
The journey is fun...

Anonymous said...

hahahah..Lol..You are really sorrounded by geniuses and wise ppl..:)

Oxymoron said...

resume entry
Skills:Acting.....after loosing a round of Counter Strike against my younger brother i acted as if i did not care... :D
loved the n00b one...

Queenmatrai said...

Now that cracked me up LOL

Chanz said...

Simple love the first 3... :)

Sorcerer said...

Aye aye..QUeeny..Aye Aye!

hahahahaha..yeah..thse younger kiddos!!!

yeah yeah..geniasses

haha.thank you for the comment

yes..yes...we need to debate on that subject with some H.Rs

hmm.I got OCD for blogging

thank u..thank you

@susie guessed it righty..

thank you buddy for the comment

thank you for the comment

@megha shuld read about my post on Gray cells..

Sorcerer said...

thank you :)
for the comment

Rashmi said...


Sorcerer said...

Long time..No seee
Seems like you been busy in the realworld.
Nice to see you back on my blog
Thank you for the comment :)

Rashmi said...

Hey Sorcy,
Well i am not busy at all, but yes i have not been on the writing front since long, now i am back...

Real world, i dont really know what that means as this place seems more real to me than anything else :)

I enjoy reading your blog so i had to come here.

supriya said...

he he he..."pole dance on my lap" ... good going dude..!!

Sorcerer said...

okies... thank you for the visit.
Welcome back to the real world

thank you for the comment

chitra said...

I wonder how you are able to write like this.Good work.

Sorcerer said...

thak you for the comment

Me said...

ayyo vayya..chirichu chiriichu vayya

Sorcerer said...

thanks for the comment

theschmuck said...

LMAO at all of them!sheesh!you rock my sicks!

Sorcerer said...

thanks for the comment

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