Monday, June 28, 2010

.::CHINESE SAYING REMIXED::.


Chinese saying holds true,always, like sprite..."sab kuch clear hai". Thought I would try and put some additional gyan into some of them.

Each of the Chinese quotes are plucked directly from the source and carefully crafted into words of awesomeness unlimited, and blogged at source.

The green ones are Chinese quotes. The sentence in rgb(102, 0, 0) is carefully crafted saying thingy.

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1)Over a long distance, you learn about the strength of your horse; over a long period of time, you get to know what's in a person's heart.

Over a long distance, you learn about the strength of your network; over a long period of time, you get to know what's the cellphones battery power.
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2)Do not count your chickens before they hatch

Do not count your biscuits before you open the packet.
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3)Early bird gets the worm

Early bachelor takes out the garbage.
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4)A fall into a ditch makes you wiser

A Fall into a bitch makes you wiser
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5)A good neighbor is a found treasure

A good neighbor is a world bank
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6)keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Keep your friends close and your beer closer.
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7)Do not insult the crocodile until you’ve crossed the river

Do not insult the manager until you you've another offer letter.
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8)The first hen that cackles is the one that laid the egg.

The first man that cackles is the one that found the bug.
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9)Teachers open the door You enter by yourself.

You enter by yourself, bouncers push you out.
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10)A thorn defends the rose harming only those who would steal the blossom

A thorn defends those chicks harming only those who would feel their bottom.
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11)Beat your drum inside the house to spare the neighbors

Wear headphones while watching porn to spare the neighbors.
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12)Behind an able man there are always other able men

If there is an able man behind another able man they are gay
and happy
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13)
Better go to heaven in rags than to hell in embroidery

Better go to heaven in rags than to hell in g-string.
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14)
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all.

A clever person get's married and turns no troubles into great troubles.
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15)A dog in desperation will leap over a wall

A man in desperation will leap for a pig.
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16)
A fall into a ditch makes you wiser.

A fall into a marriage makes you stupid
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17) A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef

A fallen lighthouse means you have an erectile dysfunction.
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18)He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not Google a question remains a fool forever.
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Oh!..It's alright!!You are welcome!
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39 comments:

The Bald Guy said...

LMAO! I love the last past about He who does not Google remains a fool forever!

The Bald Guy said...

Lol @ 11, 13, 14, 16!

Ghost Script Writers said...

I am Reading your blog becoz I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Hari Nandakumar

Sorcerer said...

@GSW
ayyooo..athrakkangadu vendayirunnu tto.


@TBG
thank you thank you!

Chanz said...

Hilarious.... Just too cool... I must tell you that you are good when it comes to going ulta pulta...

Rishi said...

A crisis is an opportunity riding the dangerous wind

A crisis is an opportunity riding on late submissions

Saumya said...

cool post
Early bachelor takes out the garbage....lol....

Chandrika Shubham said...

LOL.
I also liked the last one. It is really the best. :)

Tara said...

wow !! what an interseting psot !!

farh said...

:D

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hey

Mowgli looks awesome ,.... awesome eyes :)
Keep sketching ...

What is 'Foosah' ??

So, that is your King Julien !

Sam said...

that was a hooping retake of the Chinese ...
"Do Google and be wise"

Samvedna said...

Do not insult the manager until you you've another offer letter.
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liked it best:)

Barbie Jones said...

A fallen light house is a dangerous weapon that men carry and can destroy the toughest of females,but are men aware of it, and the power they have with having this weapon?Would you happen to know Sorcerer?Psssst.But don't tell the women I told you about it.

Uncommon Sense said...

14th and 17th

Sorcerer said...

@Uncommonsense
Thank you for the comment.

@Barbie Jones
Thank you for the comment

@Samvedana
Thank you for the comment

@Sam
Yes..remade for the Genx

@Deepa
Thanks for the comment.aye 'bout ze sketch!

Foosah!!! You Dont know FOOSAH?
:O
:O

FOOSAH!!..FOOSAH?

May the heavens forgive your ignorance.
"Foosah..Fungryy...foosa eat!!! Foosa ooohh...Foosaah AAaahh!!"

Haven't you heard these famous foosa hymn?
--
Aye aye..zats ze kingo juliano.

@Far
buhuhuhahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the comment


@Tara
thank you for the comment


@Chandrika Subham
Thank you for the comment

@Saumya
yeah..true..no..atleast in BBMP area!
we rise not to coka-doodle-doo..but to the shrill whistle!

@Rishi
haha..nice nice..I likez

@Chanz
haha..Thanks.i feel so proud!!
*sniff *sniff

Kiran Bajaj Sawhney said...

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Sorcerer said...

@kiran
:)
thanks for the visit and the comment

Pallavi said...

LOL. Am sharing this in Facebook.. love it.. :)

paramveer said...

my fb status for today is:
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not Google a question remains a fool forever."

:P:D
hehehe

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

i've heard


tantanata tantanata
ohh aah -- ooh aanh


what izzzzzzzzzz dis Foosah ?

Sorcerer said...

@DEEPA
I likez dat "tantanata.." part
Whateeez Foosah?

*rolls eys!
Its...errr..Its a dish made out of chinese atta and ..and... green peas.


@Paramveer
Thank you my comrade..Spread the wise words across the world.
Thank you..

@Pallavi
Thank you..thank you for sharing the knowledge of organic awesomness unlimited

stefy said...

Haha... you are damn creative ...top class

DiDo said...

Do not insult the manager until you you've another offer letter.



Lolllllllllll soczzz u r absolutely crazy... i liek tht

Barbie Jones said...

DiDo and we know that men never get rid of one girl-friend, fiancée nor wife unless another lady they've charmed and secured for themselves is waiting in the wings for the green light,*winks at DiDo*,We are on them,right?And usually it's a younger one.

Barbie Jones said...

We are on to them,I mean.Will you admit it Sorcerer that I am exactly right?

Sorcerer said...

@Dido
True No? You should never kick the manager unless you have another offer letter.

@Barbie Jones.
Well!! Are you drunk or something?

@Stefy
Thanks for the comment

The Holy Lama said...

LOL. Fun and creative post. And you are getting wiser by the day.:D

The Holy Lama said...

LOL. Fun and creative post. And you are getting wiser by the day.:D

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

are u serious ?????????????

what is Chinese atta ?

Sorcerer said...

@The Holy Lama

Yeah..A blog post a day makes you wiser day by day-Sorcerer

@Deepa.
*rolls eyes
Well..Foosa is err..some kinda carnivorous grrrr...thing which feeds on things down the food chain.
And according to movie..they use pepper as seasoning..

Chinese Atta..
Its a organic substitute for fevicol also used for making chappathis or flying disks.
With my deep profound brain thinking..I zthink.. Chinese Atta can be be used instead of carbon carbon Composite.
*Ziiiiink..
I think I should patent this idea

sm said...

excellent collection

Sorcerer said...

@SM
thank you

Mr Happy said...

wise ones mate :)

Sorcerer said...

@Mr.Happy
thanks buddy~

P. Venugopal said...

you understand the real crux and substance of all those sayings!!!

Sorcerer said...

@P.Venugopal
hmm...Kinda!!

Aparna said...

omg! what a witty explanation and modern modification to these old chinese proverbs!!!

Sorcerer said...

@aparna..
:)
gee..thank you