Been a long time since I posted some conversations..thought, I would post some today.
My status message for GTalk was : "Only thing I got straight in life is my sexual orientation"-Sorcerer
Juggie: Good morning Straight one.
Sorcerer: Errr... We call it morning wood!
Well!! I say, that's how KICK start the morning!
Poornima: Do you think..I am retard?
Sorcerer:No!! You are just special.
Santhu considers him to be a smart drinker. Unlike other unfortunate n00bs who is into the habit of 'consuming' alcohol and getting caught at home for 'consuming' alcohol; Santhu is the smart guy. One of his camouflage is to swallow Pudni Hara pills, after getting drunk.
Santhu celebrated his after_Exam_party with lot of enthusiasm and alcohol and pickle. It was getting too late.. He walks home..He just wanted to reach home, get to his cozy bed and sleep.He trotted along the highway, like a nocturnal moth moving in random direction.
Santhu wakes up from his bed, comes down and sees his dad in Kathivesham
His dad begins to interrogate him.
His_Dad:So since when you started drinking?
Santhu:Never..Never..I didn't drink at all. [Denial...outright denial]
His_Dad:Don't tell me that..I know everything.Yesterday you came home drunk.
Santhu:Noo!! I didn't
His_Dad:Yes you did!!
His_Mom:Yes !! you did!!
Santhu: Who told you all this? Ya know dad..I got political enemies at college..They are trying to malign my name.
His_Dad: Hmm..done with all the Bullshitting?
Santhu:Tell me!! Who said that to you..tell me...Tell me..who is it?
His_Dad:Yesterday night..you came home and slept on the steps to our home.Today morning..We saw you sleeping on the steps..I carried you to your bed.
Wiseguy: Dude!! She was getting on me too much and I lost control. and...I just exploded.
Sorcerer:Sounds like script from some porn flick!
Genius:Even it occurred to me when he said that.