Thursday, July 1, 2010

.::SKETCH-NwN&CONVERSATIONS::.


NEVERWINTER NIGHTS

Aribeth de Tylmarande
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Being a mallu has its advantages and disadvantages. For a mallu cracking the language English is like de-husking and cracking open a coconut.

This incident happened when one of my Mallu friend went for an interview .Let's call him Pinku Mon.

Over the telephone , Pinku Mon is asked to come and meet a person named "Kiran".

After disconnecting the call, he goes to the "Google" shop near by[ A shop where you get everything ] buys Axe Deospray for the impressieview next day.

Next day he goes to the office where he is supposed to give the interview.
He mentions his purpose.He asks for Kiran. The receptionist directs him to a pretty woman.
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The interview went fine and he is asked to come the next day.
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Next day, he meets the same receptionist and asks for "Kiran".

Kiran comes in..smiling.
And For Pinku Mon's utter surprise..this was a guy!

Pinku Mon: Hi, I want to meet Kiran.

Kiran:I am Kiran.

Pinku Mon:No..He is she.

Kiran:Nope.She is not He.Its He Not She. I am Kiran.

Pinku Mon is totally confused. Yesterday he had met a girl.

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Anyway, the argument with He and She continues. The office manager trying hard to convince him that he was on leave the previous day and he had met with his assistant, which happened to be a girl.

Pinku mon was trying hard to convince the Office manager that, he met Kiran yesterday and she had asked him to come today.

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Anyway, Pinkumon is de-husking the English these days, bit by bit.
I think everybody should learn to talk in Ascii or Unicode.

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During weekends, buddies get together and then its a whole blah blah blah..stuff.

Wise Guy:Hey! Let's not waste time and do something productive like ...

Genius:Likee...?

Wise Guy: Cook chicken and have a few drinks. I will go get the chicken and drinks.

Sorcerer:I will go cook it.

Genius:I will go cook some mess or..help you people with something.

Wiseguy: You stay put!! You don't know even the difference between pepper and goat poop.
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23 comments:

♥ Chocolate lover ♥ said...

eeeeehhh lol haha xD

awesome sketch o.o

Sorcerer said...

@chocolate lover
thanks for the comment

GhostScriptWriters (A Royaldesperado's Dianoetic) said...

O, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! and yet again wonderful, and after that out of all whooping.

Hari Nandakumar

Readers Dais said...

mallu always rocks:)

Chanz said...

eeewwwwwwwwww.. the last one was gross...

but i still laughed, to be very honest.. :P
and abt Kiran being he and not she, the only thing I can do here is shake my head and walk away... Confusion confusion...

stefy said...

Hey are you an anime fan!!

And it turns out all d best bloggers are turnin out to be mallus

Sorcerer said...

@Stefy
Yeah..no..not really.I love drawing game characters..not the eastern anime drawings.
hmm...about the Mallus..I think I came across a few good ones from the south too.
You have a point there.

@Chanz
haha.weekend craziness.
thanks for the comment

@Readers Dias
we rwak!!

@GSW

Hmm..eda brand?Remenovo atho.. Bacardi yo?
Comment Athrakku angadu veno?

Sorcerer said...

@Stefy
Yeah..no..not really.I love drawing game characters..not the eastern anime drawings.
hmm...about the Mallus..I think I came across a few good ones from the south too.
You have a point there.

@Chanz
haha.weekend craziness.
thanks for the comment

@Readers Dias
we rwak!!

@GSW

Hmm..eda brand?Remenovo atho.. Bacardi yo?
Comment Athrakku angadu veno?

siji said...

i kinda identify wid genius here...lol :D

Sorcerer said...

@siji
*twwwwooooingggg
realization dawns

Sam said...

Man, u r a sheer delight

Anish said...

waiting little more deepest thoughts frm you man....
like a speaking tree...

Sorcerer said...

@Sam
:)
*faints

@Anish
speaking tree... hmm...ventriloquism with the tree..
thats noice idea

P. Venugopal said...

great writing and sexy sketch!!!

Sorcerer said...

@P.Venugopal

Nice to see you back online!
Was wondering where you vanished.
So you people must be having a rwaking monsoon days eh?

Thanks for the comment

rohini said...

ur sketch series are rocking..!!!

lostworld said...

cool sketch!! :) 3D effect is phenomenal.

LoL @ mallus de-husking english language :D

Sorcerer said...

@lostworld
thank you for the comment
:)
dehusking it is...:)

@Rohini
Thanks for the comment

sm said...

lol
wonderful

stefy said...

WHy is that most of ur works are on super-heroines?

Sorcerer said...

@Stefy
Gaming is one of my fave past times and gaming characters are work of art.People sledom notice it.
And yeah.heroin in games are rarity. and female characters that are beautiful and complete are again very rare in the gaming sphere.

Rendering an animation character with its detail is a tough task.
I simply appreciate the effort put on by gaming artists to bring it closer to reality.

@SM
Thanks for the comment

Saumya said...

hehe...nice read...and you are a great artist!

Sorcerer said...

@Saumya
Thanks