Aribeth de Tylmarande
Being a mallu has its advantages and disadvantages. For a mallu cracking the language English is like de-husking and cracking open a coconut.
This incident happened when one of my Mallu friend went for an interview .Let's call him Pinku Mon.
Over the telephone , Pinku Mon is asked to come and meet a person named "Kiran".
After disconnecting the call, he goes to the "Google" shop near by[ A shop where you get everything ] buys Axe Deospray for the impressieview next day.
Next day he goes to the office where he is supposed to give the interview.
He mentions his purpose.He asks for Kiran. The receptionist directs him to a pretty woman.
The interview went fine and he is asked to come the next day.
Next day, he meets the same receptionist and asks for "Kiran".
Kiran comes in..smiling.
And For Pinku Mon's utter surprise..this was a guy!
Pinku Mon: Hi, I want to meet Kiran.
Kiran:I am Kiran.
Pinku Mon:No..He is she.
Kiran:Nope.She is not He.Its He Not She. I am Kiran.
Pinku Mon is totally confused. Yesterday he had met a girl.
Anyway, the argument with He and She continues. The office manager trying hard to convince him that he was on leave the previous day and he had met with his assistant, which happened to be a girl.
Pinku mon was trying hard to convince the Office manager that, he met Kiran yesterday and she had asked him to come today.
Anyway, Pinkumon is de-husking the English these days, bit by bit.
I think everybody should learn to talk in Ascii or Unicode.
During weekends, buddies get together and then its a whole blah blah blah..stuff.
Wise Guy:Hey! Let's not waste time and do something productive like ...
Wise Guy: Cook chicken and have a few drinks. I will go get the chicken and drinks.
Sorcerer:I will go cook it.
Genius:I will go cook some mess or..help you people with something.
Wiseguy: You stay put!! You don't know even the difference between pepper and goat poop.
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