Rash:I don't really know why! I don't have a boy friend.
Sorcerer: Hmm..Ya know..for a man..there are certain risks his insurance can't cover.So..
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Genius snatches the Novel I was reading
Sorcerer:It is really really rude to snatch a book while some one is reading it.
Genius:*raises his hands.. Talk to the hand.
Sorcerer:No! I don't want to talk to your girl friend.
Genius:Very funny Sock!
Sorcerer:See..It's a novel and it doesn't have pics in it.So Give it back.
Genius: Say the magic word..and I may give it back.
Sorcerer:Give it back "STUPID"
*It worked!
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Genius:She was kinda trying to hide it..But I could read it from her face...
Wickid_Guy: That...the wrinkle cream ain't working?
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Far: Very disappointed..actually!! dad got an e bike for me.
Sorcerer: wow! you are 100% environmental friendly.
The polar bears owe a lot to you.
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Phone Conversation
Genius:Can you come and pick us up?..We are drenched.
Wiseguy: Drunk? Without me?Wait I am coming..Whose place?
Genius:I said..We are drenched in the rain outside..We are standing 3 blocks away..
Wiseguy: So theres no drink!!!..Should I come? I was planning to get some afternoon sleep...It's raining heavy outside.
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ANSIC: Dude..I can see the drives on my computer, but I can't open it.
Sorcerer:Its Same with your G.F aint it?
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33 comments:
hehe....
:)
Very funny words today !!!!!
lol... anything for a beer, huh...
Superb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Keep going handsoff!!!!!!!!!
C# C# marakenda!!!!!!!!!!
and the superb work continues..!!
lol ahahahaha xD
Good work buddy!!!!!!
hahaha..!
@buzz
thanks for the comment
@GSW
hmm... thanks tto
@Chocolate lover
thank you for the comment
@@ease
thank you for the comment
@Hari Nandakumar
c# ? athenda?
Nadakkilla nadakam nna thonnunne.
Very busy man!! Very busy
@chanz
hmm...the staple diet.no?
@Anya
thanks for the comment
lol! lovely snatches!
hahaha..very funny. :D
:)
wonderful !!
what do u eat (errr... drink) ? The sarcasm never seems to stop !
"Let her sit on your lap, though lap top weighs less" ===> Maaannn ... my imagination went on an overdrive !!!
Sorci
Loved the second one...
take care. I am off to Goa- vacation time.
Hi! Sorcy..
enjoyed freind :)
You are such a bro-in-law...LOL
Amusing as ever :)
So men who usually hide their feelings so it's hard to tell what they feel, have fear of being called stupid?So they end up giving up anything they have snatched from others in order to not be called stupid?What about an attractive woman that appears to only have a hot body and no brain and therefore nobody listens to her?You think that she cares if she is called a Blonde Bimbos?
Very witty and quick that was...:-)
@insignia
thank you for the comment
@barbie Jones
err..I didnt understand..what you are actually trying to say.
@Purba
thank you for the comment
@Readers dias
thanks for the comment
@Chitra
okay!! wow! ENJAY!!!!
see ya when you are back
@Deepa
haha..Tiger Biscuits..thats wht I eat
thanks for the comment
@Aathira
:)
thanks
@Surreal
thanks for the comment
@Magic eye
thanks for the comment
Hmmm .... *makes me think*
i have a friend here who speaks like you. he doesn't write though (i was going to add "since he has not gone to school," but then realised it may be taken as an offence and so am not doing it). some of the most hilarious shots in a couple of Malayalam movies were from his imagination. script writers wait for a date to buy him drinks with hidden tape recorders under the table.
nice work, Sorcy, as always.
You are hilarious and impossible...:))
You are hilarious and impossible...:))
hahahaha LOLZZZ :D
some witty and hillarious dialogues there :D
I am trying to decipher what the point is in what you write,I don't seem to quite get it.
@barbie jones
haha..theres no deep points in what i write its as plain as vanilla icecream.
@rajilakshmi
thank you for the comment
@dilontherocks
hey! long time where you been?
nice to see you back.thanks for the comment
@P.Venugopal
haha..thanks buddy for the comment.
wow! thats soo cool
@deepa
yeah..you should try it too..dont think..
That's Sorcy! Born with a funny bone!
genius must be blessed to have such a girlfriend..must be keeping his hands tied down most of the time :)
Ofocurse... the staple diet... :D
very funny
lol
all of them kept me amused..
but the last got one got me...
excellent stuff from your "creative factory"
lol!!!
really funny,how do u think like this?
@bulbul
:)
Thank you..hmm...errr...I really dont know.
@sankoobaba
Thank you for the comment buddy
@Sm
Thanks for the comment
@Chanz
hmm..Yeah..staple diet it is
@Sulagna.
yeah..poor him.no?
thanks for the comment
@Arun
Thank you for the comment
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