Rash:I don't really know why! I don't have a boy friend.
Sorcerer: Hmm..Ya know..for a man..there are certain risks his insurance can't cover.So..
Genius snatches the Novel I was reading
Sorcerer:It is really really rude to snatch a book while some one is reading it.
Genius:*raises his hands.. Talk to the hand.
Sorcerer:No! I don't want to talk to your girl friend.
Genius:Very funny Sock!
Sorcerer:See..It's a novel and it doesn't have pics in it.So Give it back.
Genius: Say the magic word..and I may give it back.
Sorcerer:Give it back "STUPID"
Genius:She was kinda trying to hide it..But I could read it from her face...
Wickid_Guy: That...the wrinkle cream ain't working?
Far: Very disappointed..actually!! dad got an e bike for me.
Sorcerer: wow! you are 100% environmental friendly.
The polar bears owe a lot to you.
Genius:Can you come and pick us up?..We are drenched.
Wiseguy: Drunk? Without me?Wait I am coming..Whose place?
Genius:I said..We are drenched in the rain outside..We are standing 3 blocks away..
Wiseguy: So theres no drink!!!..Should I come? I was planning to get some afternoon sleep...It's raining heavy outside.
ANSIC: Dude..I can see the drives on my computer, but I can't open it.
Sorcerer:Its Same with your G.F aint it?