"Veni!!!! Veni!!! Veni!!!! " Julius Caesar while having sex with Cleopatra!
If he had said those words, which I hope he must have, it must be written in bold lettering in the diary of Cleopatra.
Wiseguy: Dude!! Finally scientists were able to create life, with just 4 chemicals.
Sorcerer:History has forgotten those many unfortunate bachelors who created life with 4 bottle of beer. They don't get media coverage, they just get "those looks". Ironical . No?
Sorcerer: Susie!!I had a weird dream today!some mutant thing...
Susie:I am being very polite these days!!Don't you have anyone else to annoy , like poisonous reptiles or something?
Wiseguy brought new mobile with mobile camera having awesome clarity. Thats where the trouble began. He would ask an unsuspecting person to say "Cheese" , take pic and then blabber about how good the clarity of his mobile cam is, pointing out that even the "Hey!!! even the pimples are visible".WOW!!
Wiseguy: Say Cheese!!
Genius: Sure thing mate!! You smell like one anyway!.
Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.
Sent at 2:31 PM on Sunday
Sorcerer: yeah..absolutely and literally!
Genius:For some strange reason...I kinda like Paris Hilton.I mean...
Sorcerer:Are you in danger of becoming a lesbian?
Genius:My girl friend needs a dual boot.[As in Windows and Ubuntu, that's what he meant]
Wise guy:Me.. me... me.... I am in.
Sorcerer:Hey !! I called Juggie "Hey ! Wide one" instead of the "Wise one."
Susie:Did he appreciate it?
Sorcerer:We haven't met yet at arms length of each other.
Wise guy: I don't have a good feeling about that idea.
Genius:I don't have any feeling at all.
Sorcerer:Don't steal your girl friend's line, Genius!