Sunday, May 23, 2010


"Veni!!!! Veni!!! Veni!!!! " Julius Caesar while having sex with Cleopatra!

If he had said those words, which I hope he must have, it must be written in bold lettering in the diary of Cleopatra.


Wiseguy: Dude!! Finally scientists were able to create life, with just 4 chemicals.

Sorcerer:History has forgotten those many unfortunate bachelors who created life with 4 bottle of beer. They don't get media coverage, they just get "those looks". Ironical . No?

Sorcerer: Susie!!I had a weird dream today!some mutant thing...

Susie:I am being very polite these days!!Don't you have anyone else to annoy , like poisonous reptiles or something?

Wiseguy brought new mobile with mobile camera having awesome clarity. Thats where the trouble began. He would ask an unsuspecting person to say "Cheese" , take pic and then blabber about how good the clarity of his mobile cam is, pointing out that even the "Hey!!! even the pimples are visible".WOW!!

Wiseguy: Say Cheese!!

Genius: Sure thing mate!! You smell like one anyway!.


Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.

Sent at 2:31 PM on Sunday

Saurabh: coz in parallel gutters flows parallel intellectual shit!

yeah..absolutely and literally!

Genius:For some strange reason...I kinda like Paris Hilton.I mean...

Sorcerer:Are you in danger of becoming a lesbian?

Genius:My girl friend needs a dual boot.[As in Windows and Ubuntu, that's what he meant]

Wise guy:Me.. me... me.... I am in.

Sorcerer:Hey !! I called Juggie "Hey ! Wide one" instead of the "Wise one."

Susie:Did he appreciate it?

Sorcerer:We haven't met yet at arms length of each other.

Wise guy: I don't have a good feeling about that idea.

Genius:I don't have any feeling at all.

Sorcerer:Don't steal your girl friend's line, Genius!


Readers Dais said...

Ha! ha..
good ones sorcy, and when does she use that line...on feeling :)

$.RYN.$ said...

hahaha! cool one bro!

GhOsT sCrIpT WrItEr said...

“Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.”

Barbie Jones said...

In other words the 3 b's, beer bottle babies.I never liked the 3 f's advice boys get from their daddies,anyway.

sulagna ™ said...

the last one..brilliant..but why are you after that poor girl...and of course leave aside genius

Rachna said...

:)I like the one about bachelors creating life with 4 bottles of beer.

Sorcerer said...

Seee..Finally the talents of bachelors are recognized..
thank you..thank you

poor girl? yeah ..yeah!I mean..RRRRRRRRRiiiiigggggggggghhhhtttt!!!
Genius!! oh..please..such people should actually be in straight jackets.

@Barbie Jones
3 Bs..haha..I liked that! Beer Bottle Babies..
such wisdoms should go into the books of geniusness.

dai..! Vellam adichal vayattil il comment ezhutharthu..
enthokkeya nee parene?
"Conversation..", "touching".."concentrate.." hmm...

thanks for the comment

@Readers Dias if you dont know!!
Gochu Galla!!
Thanks for the comment

Maryum said...

buhahahaha... X-cellent stuff =D

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rohini said...

nice ones again ..from potli sorcerer ki....bachelor creation was grt...

Barbie Jones said...

I agree,and it will replace the advice some fathers gives their sons now,namely the 3 Fs advice,they hear day in and day:"Son never get married*while looking at their wives,their mothers*,instead remember the 3 Fs theory I've so often spoken about*while the wife,the mother hangs her head in embarrassment".

dilontherocks said...

Hahhah..Its time you anounce to the world...who the genious, wise guy and sorcerer are ;)

I think the world is ready...

Rajlakshmi said...

hahahaha :D
Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.// ROFLing :D
hillarious :D

Sorcerer said...

Thank you for the comment

haha..Yeah..lets see
Thanks for the comment

@Barbie Jones..
hmm..I hope I can see a blog post in your blog about that theory

Thanks for the comment

thanks for the comment

thanks for the comment..and for being my follower.

Thanks for the comment

Barbie Jones said...

It's been accomplished.

P. Venugopal said...

'say cheese'...good one. i can see the whole scene!!!

Yemiledu said...

Fun reading them :)