Sunday, May 23, 2010

.::CONVERSATIONS::.



"Veni!!!! Veni!!! Veni!!!! " Julius Caesar while having sex with Cleopatra!

If he had said those words, which I hope he must have, it must be written in bold lettering in the diary of Cleopatra.

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Wiseguy: Dude!! Finally scientists were able to create life, with just 4 chemicals.

Sorcerer:History has forgotten those many unfortunate bachelors who created life with 4 bottle of beer. They don't get media coverage, they just get "those looks". Ironical . No?
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Sorcerer: Susie!!I had a weird dream today!some mutant thing...

Susie:I am being very polite these days!!Don't you have anyone else to annoy , like poisonous reptiles or something?
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Wiseguy brought new mobile with mobile camera having awesome clarity. Thats where the trouble began. He would ask an unsuspecting person to say "Cheese" , take pic and then blabber about how good the clarity of his mobile cam is, pointing out that even the "Hey!!! even the pimples are visible".WOW!!

Wiseguy: Say Cheese!!

Genius: Sure thing mate!! You smell like one anyway!.

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Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.

Sent at 2:31 PM on Sunday


Saurabh: coz in parallel gutters flows parallel intellectual shit!

Sorcerer:
yeah..absolutely and literally!
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Genius:For some strange reason...I kinda like Paris Hilton.I mean...

Sorcerer:Are you in danger of becoming a lesbian?
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Genius:My girl friend needs a dual boot.[As in Windows and Ubuntu, that's what he meant]

Wise guy:Me.. me... me.... I am in.
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Sorcerer:Hey !! I called Juggie "Hey ! Wide one" instead of the "Wise one."

Susie:Did he appreciate it?

Sorcerer:We haven't met yet at arms length of each other.
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Wise guy: I don't have a good feeling about that idea.

Genius:I don't have any feeling at all.

Sorcerer:Don't steal your girl friend's line, Genius!
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17 comments:

Readers Dais said...

Ha! ha..
good ones sorcy, and when does she use that line...on feeling :)

$.RYN.$ said...

hahaha! cool one bro!

GhOsT sCrIpT WrItEr said...

“Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.”

Barbie Jones said...

In other words the 3 b's, beer bottle babies.I never liked the 3 f's advice boys get from their daddies,anyway.

sulagna ™ said...

the last one..brilliant..but why are you after that poor girl...and of course leave aside genius

Rachna said...

:)I like the one about bachelors creating life with 4 bottles of beer.

Sorcerer said...

@Rachna
Seee..Finally the talents of bachelors are recognized..
thank you..thank you

@Sulagna.
Hi
poor girl? yeah ..yeah!I mean..RRRRRRRRRiiiiigggggggggghhhhtttt!!!
Genius!! oh..please..such people should actually be in straight jackets.

@Barbie Jones
3 Bs..haha..I liked that! Beer Bottle Babies..
such wisdoms should go into the books of geniusness.

@GSW
dai..! Vellam adichal vayattil kidakkanam..allathey...blog il comment ezhutharthu..
enthokkeya nee parene?
"Conversation..", "touching".."concentrate.." hmm...
c#...C#

@$RYN$
thanks for the comment

@Readers Dias
hahahaha..as if you dont know!!
Gochu Galla!!
Thanks for the comment

Maryum said...

buhahahaha... X-cellent stuff =D

UnhingeD said...

Firstly I was surprised by the outlook of blog and afterwards by the content... I don't know how and I don't know why but YOU WRITE TOOO GOOD... ( a title pop up in my mind don't know why and it doesn't go with what I am saying but still its popping up TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I knw doesnt go with things here but still with this you get a new fan follower :)

ChaO's!

- UnhingeD

rohini said...

nice ones again ..from potli sorcerer ki....bachelor creation was grt...

Barbie Jones said...

I agree,and it will replace the advice some fathers gives their sons now,namely the 3 Fs advice,they hear day in and day:"Son never get married*while looking at their wives,their mothers*,instead remember the 3 Fs theory I've so often spoken about*while the wife,the mother hangs her head in embarrassment".

dilontherocks said...

Hahhah..Its time you anounce to the world...who the genious, wise guy and sorcerer are ;)

I think the world is ready...

Rajlakshmi said...

hahahaha :D
..
Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.// ROFLing :D
hillarious :D

Sorcerer said...

@Rajilakshmi
Thank you for the comment

@dilontherocks
haha..Yeah..lets see
Thanks for the comment

@Barbie Jones..
hmm..I hope I can see a blog post in your blog about that theory

Thanks for the comment

@Rohini
thanks for the comment

@unhinged
thanks for the comment..and for being my follower.
:)

@maryum
Thanks for the comment

Barbie Jones said...

It's been accomplished.

P. Venugopal said...

'say cheese'...good one. i can see the whole scene!!!

Yemiledu said...

Fun reading them :)